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He's not so good in a crowd but when you get him alone, |
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you'd be surprised. |
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He isn't much at a dance but then when he takes you home, |
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you'd be surprised. |
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He doesn't look like much of a lover, |
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don't judge a book by its cover, |
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'cause he's got the face of an angel but |
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there's a devil in his eye! |
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He's such a delicate thing but when he's starting to squeeze, |
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you'd be surprised. |
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He doesn't look very strong but when you sit on his knee, |
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you'd be surprised. |
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At a party or at a ball, |
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I've got to admit he's nothing at all, |
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but in a Morris chair, you'd be surprised. |
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He doesn't say very much but when he's starting to speak, |
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you'd be surprised. |
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He's not so good at the start but at the end of the week, |
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you'd be surprised. |
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On a streetcar or in a train, |
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you'd think he was born without any brains. |
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But in a taxi cab, and when he starts to grab, |
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I say in a taxi cab, you'd be surprised. |
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This one's a real danger! |