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I woke up late today |
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Actually, I do that every day |
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Got no place to be seen |
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I'm not part of a scene |
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I'm a genius loser |
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Keeping counsel with my own opinion |
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President of the state that I'm in |
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Should I just stay in bed? |
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Should I live in my head? |
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Oh god, so many questions to ask |
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Oh you could call it lazy |
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I think of it as taking my time |
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'Cause I don't want to do what I don't want to do |
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I'm a queen refuse-nik |
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But oh my God, if I was somebody |
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I'd be doing it all just fine |
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But I'm a real late starter |
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So I'm making up for lost time |
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Oh my God, if I was somebody |
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You'd be kissing my ass right now |
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But I'm so polite |
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I do this all of the time |
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I missed my calling in life |
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Oh well |
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Day by day I wonder |
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If I will be torn asunder |
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By these things that I know that nobody else knows |
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Or maybe it's the drinking |
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Kids, we should consult a Bible |
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Everybody needs a sign, oh |
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Bless the birds and the bees |
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The flowers and trees |
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And blessed be the slacker |
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Oh my God, if I was somebody |
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I'd be doing it all just fine |
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But I'm a real late starter |
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So I'm making up for lost time |
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Oh my God, if I was somebody |
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You'd be kissing my ass right now |
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But I'm so polite |
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I do this all of the time |
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I missed my calling in life |
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You must be having a laugh |
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Oh god, you're having a laugh |
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No point in worrying if my day's a disaster |
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Inside my little head, I'm happy ever after |
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Yes I am |
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Oh my God, if I was somebody |
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I'd be doing it all just fine |
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But I'm a real late starter |
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So I'm making up for lost time |
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Oh my God, if I was somebody |
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You'd be kissing my ass right now |
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But I'm so polite |
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I missed my calling in life |
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Oh my God, if I was somebody |
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I'd be doing it all just fine |
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But I'm a real late starter |
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So I'm making up for lost time |
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Oh my God, if I was somebody |
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You'd be kissing my ass right now |
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But I'm so polite |
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I do this all of the time |
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I missed my calling in life |
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Oh, what am I like? |
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Yeah, well. |
