| 歌曲 | Record Thieves |
| 歌手 | No Use for a Name |
| 专辑 | Incognito |
| Hey, can I borrow that? | |
| I promise | |
| I'll give it back next time. | |
| But take a good look at it, you'll never see it again. | |
| I'll steal anything just as long as it's collectible. | |
| But if you steal something better than me, | |
| I'll turn you in. | |
| Yes, we are record thieves. | |
| Existing to please ourselves. | |
| If you invite us in, keep watch on you record shelves. | |
| If we can't have it, no one can. | |
| So if you have something we want,we'll ask to borrow it for |