X-mas Has Been X'ed

歌曲 X-mas Has Been X'ed
歌手 NOFX
专辑 Self Entitled

歌词

[00:39.81] It's funny how some fables became historic
[00:44.03] When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
[00:48.50] But people will believe anything if it's written
[00:53.28] Especially in stone or ancient scroll
[00:58.09] December 25th has been blacklisted
[01:02.28] Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
[01:07.03] It was the last thing anyone ever expected
[01:11.74] Xmas has been X'd
[01:13.00] No colored lights, no shopping sprees
[01:17.97] No more presents under dead trees
[01:22.36] St Nick is dead but we don't grieve
[01:27.13] We celebrate the last Christmas Eve
[01:30.76]
[01:32.88] Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
[01:37.19] Protestants increasingly become agnostic
[01:41.75] Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams
[01:46.45] Priests and Nuns are molesting each other
[01:51.10] Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist
[01:55.66] Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
[02:00.07] But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew
[02:04.81] 'Cause Easter's canceled too"
[02:06.49] No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
[02:11.18] Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
[02:15.97] They canceled lent and slowed down fast
[02:20.44] Enjoy Christmas 'cause it's your last
[02:25.11] No shopping sprees (Don't worry son)
[02:27.49] No more presents (We don't need Christ)
[02:29.81] under dead trees (We got eight nights)
[02:31.88] St Nick is dead (We got mitzvah)
[02:34.27] but we don't grieve (There all canceled)
[02:36.64] We celebrate (Our Hanukah)
[02:38.92] the last Christmas eve

歌词大意

[00:39.81] yù yán rú hé" chéng wéi" lì shǐ shì shí fēn yǒu qù de kè tí
[00:44.03] yóu qí shì zuò zhě hái míng xiǎn zài qí zhōng yǒu suǒ yǐn yù
[00:48.50] dàn shì rén men jiù shì zhí bái de xiāng xìn nèi xiē xiě xià lái de dōng xī
[00:53.28] yóu qí dāng tā men xiě zài shí tou huò gǔ lǎo de juàn zhóu shàng
[00:58.09] 12 yuè 25 hào yǐ jīng jìn le hēi míng dān
[01:02.28] yīn wèi dào jīn sī jiào lǐ chá dé nà gè zhǎo dào le yē sū bù cún zài dí zhèng jù
[01:07.03] zhè kě zhēn shì zuì hòu yī jiàn chū rén yì liào de shì le
[01:11.74] shèng dàn jié jiù zhè yàng gěi X diào
[01:13.00] méi yǒu xiǎo cǎi dēng, méi yǒu dà cǎi gòu
[01:17.97] méi yǒu xīn lǐ wù, sǐ shù xià miàn mái
[01:22.36] shèng dàn lǎo rén sǐ, lǎo zi lèi bù liú
[01:27.13] yì qǐ lái qìng zhù ba, zuì hòu de píng ān yè
[01:30.76]
[01:32.88] yē sū huì jiào shì zhèng zài màn màn gǎi xìn shān dá jī
[01:37.19] xīn jiào tú yuè lái yuè néng lǐng lüè bù kě zhī lùn de mèi lì
[01:41.75] wǔ xún jié jiào huì de jiào táng guà shàng le wǔ xīng qí
[01:46.45] mù shī hé xiū nǚ zài dǎ qíng mà qiào
[01:51.10] wèi lǐ gōng huì jiào tú hé jìn xìn huì jiào tú shēng chēng guī yī fó jiào
[01:55.66] fú yīn pài jiào tú jū rán tí chàng luǒ tǐ zhǔ yì
[02:00.07] jī hū suǒ yǒu rén dōu xiǎng zhèng míng zì jǐ de yóu tài xuè tǒng
[02:04.81] fù huó jié yě qǔ xiāo le!"
[02:06.49] fù huó bù zhǎo dàn, zhōu tiān bù mí sā
[02:11.18] zhōu wǔ bù shòu nàn, zhōu sān bù huǐ gǎi
[02:15.97] qǔ xiāo dà zhāi jié, zán men màn màn lái
[02:20.44] xiǎng shòu shèng dàn jié, jué hòu gèng kōng qián!
[02:25.11] méi yǒu dà cǎi gòu tiě zi fàng kuān xīn
[02:27.49] méi yǒu xīn lǐ wù jī dū kào biān zhàn
[02:29.81] sǐ shù xià miàn mái yī xīng qī bā tiān
[02:31.88] lǎo tóu guī xī qù jiè lǜ zhǐ shàng xiě
[02:34.27] lǎo zi xiào xī xī quán bù shāo chéng huī
[02:36.64] jǔ bēi tóng qìng zhù zán de guāng míng jié
[02:38.92] zuì hòu píng ān yè!