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The first time I saw the Descendents, |
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They were the fastest band I'd ever seen. |
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No one in the crowd really cared for them, |
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We were waiting for the Alley Cats to play. |
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After a couple months I heard Kabuki Girl, |
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On Rodney on the Roq late Sunday night. |
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That was enough, for me I hopped the bus, |
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To licorice pizza and bought my all time favorite record. |
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The next time I went to the whiskey, |
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It was DOA with millions of Dead Cops. |
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The latter band played faster than I could believe, |
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But the Songs sounded the same and kinda sucked. |
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'Cept John Wayne was a nazi, |
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And Joey Shithead was a drunk. |
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Then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp, |
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Cuz Having long hair was a mistake. |
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The third time I went to the hospital, |
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I needed 13 stitches in my head. |
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I managed to catch about 6 songs of Ill Repute, |
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Then some suicidal threw me into a post. |
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My girlfriend started to cry cuz we had to leave, |
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Before DRI played 50 lousy songs. |
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My blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes, |
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But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash. |
