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I'll throw a pie in the face of piety |
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I'll torch a torah right off a bridge |
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I am a reverend of irreverence |
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I'm a shill for any sacrilege |
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I understand that faith in a deity |
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Helps the masses who are having hard times |
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But blasphemy like prostitution |
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Are clearly victimless crimes |
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Blasphemy, blasphe-you, |
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Jesus Christ the blackest |
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Jew Blasphe-you, blasphemy, poisonous pedagogy |
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I'm an unbeliever, |
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I'm a heretic |
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I'm gonna projectile puke off a pew |
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I'm a trouble making immature imp |
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I'm gonna turn your other cheek for you |
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I understand we all need something to believe in |
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I believe |
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I'll never be given wings and |
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I'm sorry if it's up there cuz |
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I didn't think |
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A song was gonna hurt its feelings |
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Blasphemy, speaking deadpan |
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Apparently this god has got a master plan |
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Now they call foul, pure heresy |
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But ya gotta wonder, does he have a plan |
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B? Horus similar to |
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Mithra, Attis analogous to |
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Krishna Jesus, different name same story |
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All based on ancient |
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Egyptian allegory |
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My position hasn't been occulted |
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It can never be more overstated |
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My intelligence has been insulted |
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So my tongue lashes out in defense |
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Anything that is your holy or sacred |
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I'm gonna desecrate and use in jest |
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But you'll never hear a crack about |
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Mohammed Cuz |
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I don't wanna get shot in the chest |
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Blasphemy, isn't this fun |
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Rob a rabbi, bugger a nun |
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Blasphemy, want some more? |
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Mother Mary, the virgin whore |