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Birds are dumb cause small bird brains |
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But so are kids and old people |
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Some birds talk, most others sing |
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I don't see you eating a talking bird |
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Pigs smell bad and roll in pooh |
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But so do kids and elderly |
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I don't see you chop of an old man's feet |
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Put them in a mason jar and pickle them |
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No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too |
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Actually they don't have central nervousness |
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No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile |
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Come to thin about it they don't have a face |
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They have no face, no place for ears |
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There's no clam eyes to cry clam tears |
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No spixal cord, they must get bored |
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Might as well just put them out of misery |
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Although the world could be more selfish |
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I guess it's alright to eat shellfish |
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No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too |
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I could happen to you, clams have feelings too |
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I don't think they do, clams have feelings too |
