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Give 'em the old razzle dazzle |
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Razzle dazzle 'em |
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Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it |
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And the reaction will be passionate |
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Give 'em the old hocus pocus |
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Bead and feather 'em |
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How can they see with sequins in their eyes? |
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What if your hinges all are rusting? |
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What if, in fact, you're just disgusting? |
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Razzle dazzle 'em |
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And they'll never catch wise! |
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Give 'em the old |
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Razzle dazzle |
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Razzle dazzle 'em |
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Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous |
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Row after row will crow vociferous |
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Give 'em the old flim flam flummox |
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Fool and fracture 'em |
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How can they hear the truth above the roar? |
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Throw 'em a fake and a finagle |
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They'll never know you're just a bagel, |
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Razzle dazzle 'em |
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And they'll beg you for more! |
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Give 'em the old double whammy |
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Daze and dizzy 'em |
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Back since the days of old Methuselah |
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Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler |
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Give 'em the old three ring circus |
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Stun and stagger 'em |
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When you're in trouble, go into your dance |
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Though you are stiffer than a girder |
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They let you get away with murder |
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Razzle dazzle 'em |
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And you've got a romance |
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Give 'em the old |
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Razzle dazzle |
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Razzle dazzle 'em |
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Show 'em the first rate sorcerer you are |
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Long as you keep 'em way off balance |
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How can they spot you got no talents? |
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Razzle dazzle 'em |
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Razzle dazzle 'em |
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Razzle dazzle 'em |
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And they'll make you a star! |
