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VELMA |
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Whatever happened to fair dealing? |
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And pure ethics |
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And nice manners? |
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Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass? |
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Whatever happened to class? |
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MATRON |
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Class. |
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Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?" |
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And, "Yes, thank you?" |
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And, "How charming?" |
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Now, every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass |
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Whatever happened to class? |
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VELMA AND MATRON |
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Class! |
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Ah, there ain't no gentlemen |
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To open up the doors |
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There ain't no ladies now, |
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There's only pigs and whores |
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And even kids'll knock ya down |
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So's they can pass |
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Nobody's got no class! |
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VELMA |
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Whatever happened to old values? |
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MATRON |
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And fine morals? |
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VELMA |
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And good breeding? |
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MATRON |
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Now, no one even says "oops" when they're |
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Passing their gas |
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Whatevcer happened to class? |
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VELMA |
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Class |
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VELMA AND MATRON |
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Ah, there ain't no gentlemen |
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That's fit for any use |
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And any girl'd touch your privates |
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For a deuce |
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MATRON |
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And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass |
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VELMA |
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And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass |
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VELMA AND MATRON |
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Nobody's got no class! |
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VELMA |
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All you read about today is rape and theft |
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MATRON |
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Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left? |
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VELMA AND MATRON |
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Nobody's got no class! |
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MATRON |
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Every guy is a snut |
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VELMA |
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Every girl is a twat |
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MATRON |
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Holy shit |
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VELMA |
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Holy shit |
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MATRON |
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What a shame |
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VELMA |
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What a shame |
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VELMA AND MATRON |
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What became of class? |
