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wǒ hé tā |
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xiǎo dōng wù l dāi: xiǎng hé wǒ yì qǐ xiě yī běn rì jì xiě nǐ de tiáo pí xué wǒ de bǐ jī kě yǐ bù jiǎng lǐ kě yǐ xiǎo táo qì |
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zhǐ yào wǒ péi nǐ bù yòng mǎi wán jù wǒ jiù zhè yàng de dài tì le nǐ de Hello Kitty |
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bù shuǎng le ná lái sā qì kāi xīn la jiù bào zài huái lǐ wǒ kàng yì zhè nǚ quán zhǔ yì nán rén yào qǐ yì |
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shì shuí shuō zào fǎn yǒu lǐ wǒ cǎn zāo quán dǎ jiǎo tī |
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duì bái nǚ: lǎo gōng wèi shí me liáng shān pō hé zhù yīng tái biàn chéng hú dié le? |
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nán: nà jiào chéng shuāng chéng duì. |
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nǚ: nà wèi shí me luó mì ōu hé zhū lì yè méi biàn chéng hú dié ne? |
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nán: nǐ shì zhū a! |
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nǚ: nà wǒ men yě yào chéng shuāng chéng duì, nǐ yě shì zhū hēi hēi! |
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wù l dāi: wǒ bú shì hā lì |
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què bì xū yǒu mó lì tōng zhōng wài gǔ jīn |
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dǒng tiān wén dì lǐ huí dá wèn tí yǒu nài xīn nǐ wèn dōng wèn xī wǒ méi huā yán qiǎo yǔ yòng xīn shuō de nǐ dōu xìn |
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xǐ huān de jié rì yào jì láo nǐ de shēng rì yào láo jì |
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wǒ bù néng rě nǐ shēng qì nǐ shuō wèi le nǐ de měi lì |
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bù kāi xīn yì zhī bīng qí lín néng dài lái hǎo qíng xù rú guǒ duō zhǐ qiǎo kè lì nǐ shuō jiù bù lí bù qì diàn huà bú huì guān jī |
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duǎn xìn dōu shì tián mì xǐ huān měi tiān zhān zài yì qǐ yě yǒng yuǎn bú huì nì |
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shuì qián de" wǒ ài nǐ" yào měi tiān shuō yī jù xí guàn le nǐ de xí guàn yuán lái Kiss yě huì shàng yǐn |
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bèi jǐng qīn wěn shēng MUMA |
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shí tou jiǎn zi bù: qī dài nǐ měi tiān dū néng gěi wǒ yú kuài de yì wài |
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fù gē |
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yí gè duì shì zěn me hái huì xīn tiào de lì hài qí guài Just tell me why |
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jiù shì xǐ huān nǐ zhè shuài shuài de huài xīn tiào kuài kuài diǎn tǎn bái nǐ duì wǒ de ài jiù shì zhè me pò bù jí dài |
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duì bái |
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nǚ: lǎo gōng," Durex" shì shén me? |
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nán: a kǒu xiāng táng. |
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nǚ: ó wǒ dōu méi chī guò |
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nán: hā hā huí tóu mǎi gěi nǐ |
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nǚ: ēn ēn ēn |
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wù l dāi: wǒ xué gǔ yǔ shì mí xìn |
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nǐ kàn xīng zuò shì zhēn lǐ hái shuō péi zài wǒ de shēn biān huì wèi wǒ dài lái yùn qì |
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bù yòng huái yí dì sān qī wǒ mǎi cǎi piào bèi dǎ jī qíng chǎng dé yì kāi sān qī tā shuō méi qián wǒ yě ài nǐ |
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QI QI QI |
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huá quán chū jú shū de rén qù tuō dì jiā wù láo dòng |
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tā cóng lái bú huì lài pí tǎng zài chuáng shàng zhuāng bìng |
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tā quán dōu bāng wǒ gǎo dìng fàn cài kě kǒu mǎn yì wǒ de yě mán jiāo qī |
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tā xǐ huān péi wǒ yì qǐ kàn wǔ téng lán de xì yán jiū yǎn jì |
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zhè lè qù hǎo bǐ tiān zhēn de tóng qù zài shén mì |
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wǒ dōu néng gòu mǎn zú tā de hào qí hěn zì rán de jiù shì zhè yàng róng wèi yī tǐ |
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yī fú huà yī cù huā mén páng luò dì chuāng xià mù dì bǎn shàng héng qī shù bā shì shuí de yī fú xié wà ān jìng de fà qiǎ |
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sàn kāi de xiù fā xǐ liǎn chí de páng biān cí bēi zhǐ fàng le yī bǎ yá shuā zhè jué shuì de shū fú |
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kě zuó wǎn shuí dǎ hū lū zhè gè mì mì bié shuō chū tā de pí qì shí zài kǒng bù qǐ chuáng shì gè yì shù |
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yào cóng yī shù dào wǔ shù wán hái shì lǎn de qǐ wǒ men néng lǎn dào xià wǔ qù chāo shì gòu wù |
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yào chuān hù huàn de niú zǎi kù tā chuān qǐ lái hěn hā wǒ què shì jǐn shēn de qī fēn kù gāi tīng huà shí tīng huà |
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gāi hú tú jiù hú tú huò xǔ zhēn de dāi tóu dāi nǎo cái huì shǎ rén yǒu shǎ fú ba |
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duì bái nǚ: lǎo gōng, nǐ děng wǒ yī xià. |
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nán: hái mǎi a? |
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nǚ: ēn wǒ qù mǎi bāo kǒu xiāng táng ma ... |
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nán: hǎo ba. |
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nǚ: xiǎo jiě qǐng wèn yǒu méi yǒu Durex? |
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fú wù yuán: yǒu wa qǐng wèn yào shén me xiāng xíng? |
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nǚ: píng guǒ |
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nán: _ āi lǎo pó děng yī xià qí shí.. è. hā hā hā hā |