[00:12.67] | Verse 1 |
[00:25.37] | Yo Jeff 我知道你知道我比你厉害 |
[00:27.73] | 想不出来为什么你要跟我弄这条 |
[00:30.13] | 靠 什么时候变这么臭屁 |
[00:32.22] | 别忘记我是哥哥你是弟弟 |
[00:33.80] | 你若赢过我是让你 |
[00:35.42] | 你是让我? 以前你也没这么大胆 |
[00:37.45] | 你若敢 就来拼 看谁第一名 |
[00:40.20] | 一个猴子带一群狗子 |
[00:41.04] | 一个狗子跌入沟子 |
[00:41.72] | 一个狗子回去找钩子 |
[00:42.53] | 钩那个狗子从水沟出来 |
[00:43.68] | 那个大家都听过 |
[00:45.58] | 不然来个新的 |
[00:46.96] | 那个狗子从沟子自己爬起来 |
[00:47.95] | 给那整群狗子 |
[00:48.81] | 知道哪一个狗最厉害 |
[00:50.31] | 踢那个老猴到沟子里 |
[00:52.79] | Jeff 那个老猴就是你嘿嘿 |
[01:09.28] | 我十个月就开始走路 |
[01:13.87] | 啊你两岁半只知道一句哈啰 |
[01:18.69] | 黑白讲我两岁就在游泳 啊你呢 |
[01:22.08] | 我忘记了 |
[01:23.30] | 但是我记得你常常尿在水里 |
[01:24.17] | 我记得你常常尿在你的裤子里 |
[01:25.96] | 我三岁就在骑铁马 |
[01:27.25] | 我三岁半就在骑真的马 |
[01:31.73] | 我四岁就是空手道冠军 |
[01:34.19] | 我也是那天有比赛就有奖品分 |
[01:36.76] | 别再比 横直我早生你两年 |
[01:40.14] | 啊 横直你早死两年 |
[02:02.50] | Yo Stan Yea what up? |
[02:04.47] | 你记不记得 |
[02:05.37] | 以前大家都分不出我们 |
[02:06.98] | 说我们是双胞胎 |
[02:08.18] | 我记得 但是我怎么看都看不出来 |
[02:10.60] | 因为一个叫缘投 一个叫阿丑 |
[02:13.41] | 两个都是同样妈妈爸爸生出来 |
[02:15.68] | 一个小时候坏 一个小时候乖 |
[02:18.13] | 两个都是同样妈妈爸爸生出来 |
[02:20.79] | 我是用右手 我是用左手 |
[02:22.83] | 打枪 我开Machi公司 我帮你投资 |
[02:25.22] | 我写这个歌给我们两个来唱 |
[02:27.55] | 给我唱 你来配舞 man forget u |
[00:12.67] | Verse 1 |
[00:25.37] | Yo Jeff wo zhi dao ni zhi dao wo bi ni li hai |
[00:27.73] | xiang bu chu lai wei shi me ni yao gen wo nong zhe tiao |
[00:30.13] | kao shen me shi hou bian zhe me chou pi |
[00:32.22] | bie wang ji wo shi ge ge ni shi di di |
[00:33.80] | ni ruo ying guo wo shi rang ni |
[00:35.42] | ni shi rang wo? yi qian ni ye mei zhe me da dan |
[00:37.45] | ni ruo gan jiu lai pin kan shui di yi ming |
[00:40.20] | yi ge hou zi dai yi qun gou zi |
[00:41.04] | yi ge gou zi die ru gou zi |
[00:41.72] | yi ge gou zi hui qu zhao gou zi |
[00:42.53] | gou na ge gou zi cong shui gou chu lai |
[00:43.68] | na ge da jia dou ting guo |
[00:45.58] | bu ran lai ge xin de |
[00:46.96] | na ge gou zi cong gou zi zi ji pa qi lai |
[00:47.95] | gei na zheng qun gou zi |
[00:48.81] | zhi dao na yi ge gou zui li hai |
[00:50.31] | ti na ge lao hou dao gou zi li |
[00:52.79] | Jeff na ge lao hou jiu shi ni hei hei |
[01:09.28] | wo shi ge yue jiu kai shi zou lu |
[01:13.87] | a ni liang sui ban zhi zhi dao yi ju ha luo |
[01:18.69] | hei bai jiang wo liang sui jiu zai you yong a ni ne |
[01:22.08] | wo wang ji le |
[01:23.30] | dan shi wo ji de ni chang chang niao zai shui li |
[01:24.17] | wo ji de ni chang chang niao zai ni de ku zi li |
[01:25.96] | wo san sui jiu zai qi tie ma |
[01:27.25] | wo san sui ban jiu zai qi zhen de ma |
[01:31.73] | wo si sui jiu shi kong shou dao guan jun |
[01:34.19] | wo ye shi na tian you bi sai jiu you jiang pin fen |
[01:36.76] | bie zai bi heng zhi wo zao sheng ni liang nian |
[01:40.14] | a heng zhi ni zao si liang nian |
[02:02.50] | Yo Stan Yea what up? |
[02:04.47] | ni ji bu ji de |
[02:05.37] | yi qian da jia dou fen bu chu wo men |
[02:06.98] | shuo wo men shi shuang bao tai |
[02:08.18] | wo ji de dan shi wo zen me kan dou kan bu chu lai |
[02:10.60] | yin wei yi ge jiao yuan tou yi ge jiao a chou |
[02:13.41] | liang ge dou shi tong yang ma ma ba ba sheng chu lai |
[02:15.68] | yi ge xiao shi hou huai yi ge xiao shi hou guai |
[02:18.13] | liang ge dou shi tong yang ma ma ba ba sheng chu lai |
[02:20.79] | wo shi yong you shou wo shi yong zuo shou |
[02:22.83] | da qiang wo kai Machi gong si wo bang ni tou zi |
[02:25.22] | wo xie zhe ge ge gei wo men liang ge lai chang |
[02:27.55] | gei wo chang ni lai pei wu man forget u |
[00:12.67] | Verse 1 |
[00:25.37] | Yo Jeff wǒ zhī dào nǐ zhī dào wǒ bǐ nǐ lì hài |
[00:27.73] | xiǎng bù chū lái wèi shí me nǐ yào gēn wǒ nòng zhè tiáo |
[00:30.13] | kào shén me shí hòu biàn zhè me chòu pì |
[00:32.22] | bié wàng jì wǒ shì gē ge nǐ shì dì di |
[00:33.80] | nǐ ruò yíng guò wǒ shì ràng nǐ |
[00:35.42] | nǐ shì ràng wǒ? yǐ qián nǐ yě méi zhè me dà dǎn |
[00:37.45] | nǐ ruò gǎn jiù lái pīn kàn shuí dì yī míng |
[00:40.20] | yí gè hóu zi dài yī qún gǒu zǐ |
[00:41.04] | yí gè gǒu zǐ diē rù gōu zǐ |
[00:41.72] | yí gè gǒu zǐ huí qù zhǎo gōu zi |
[00:42.53] | gōu nà gè gǒu zǐ cóng shuǐ gōu chū lái |
[00:43.68] | nà gè dà jiā dōu tīng guò |
[00:45.58] | bù rán lái gè xīn de |
[00:46.96] | nà gè gǒu zǐ cóng gōu zǐ zì jǐ pá qǐ lái |
[00:47.95] | gěi nà zhěng qún gǒu zǐ |
[00:48.81] | zhī dào nǎ yī ge gǒu zuì lì hài |
[00:50.31] | tī nà gè lǎo hóu dào gōu zǐ lǐ |
[00:52.79] | Jeff nà gè lǎo hóu jiù shì nǐ hēi hēi |
[01:09.28] | wǒ shí gè yuè jiù kāi shǐ zǒu lù |
[01:13.87] | a nǐ liǎng suì bàn zhǐ zhī dào yī jù hā luō |
[01:18.69] | hēi bái jiǎng wǒ liǎng suì jiù zài yóu yǒng a nǐ ne |
[01:22.08] | wǒ wàng jì le |
[01:23.30] | dàn shì wǒ jì de nǐ cháng cháng niào zài shuǐ lǐ |
[01:24.17] | wǒ jì de nǐ cháng cháng niào zài nǐ de kù zi lǐ |
[01:25.96] | wǒ sān suì jiù zài qí tiě mǎ |
[01:27.25] | wǒ sān suì bàn jiù zài qí zhēn de mǎ |
[01:31.73] | wǒ sì suì jiù shì kōng shǒu dào guàn jūn |
[01:34.19] | wǒ yě shì nà tiān yǒu bǐ sài jiù yǒu jiǎng pǐn fēn |
[01:36.76] | bié zài bǐ héng zhí wǒ zǎo shēng nǐ liǎng nián |
[01:40.14] | a héng zhí nǐ zǎo sǐ liǎng nián |
[02:02.50] | Yo Stan Yea what up? |
[02:04.47] | nǐ jì bù jì de |
[02:05.37] | yǐ qián dà jiā dōu fēn bù chū wǒ men |
[02:06.98] | shuō wǒ men shì shuāng bāo tāi |
[02:08.18] | wǒ jì de dàn shì wǒ zěn me kàn dōu kàn bu chū lái |
[02:10.60] | yīn wèi yí gè jiào yuán tóu yí gè jiào ā chǒu |
[02:13.41] | liǎng gè dōu shì tóng yàng mā mā bà bà shēng chū lái |
[02:15.68] | yí gè xiǎo shí hòu huài yí gè xiǎo shí hòu guāi |
[02:18.13] | liǎng gè dōu shì tóng yàng mā mā bà bà shēng chū lái |
[02:20.79] | wǒ shì yòng yòu shǒu wǒ shì yòng zuǒ shǒu |
[02:22.83] | dǎ qiāng wǒ kāi Machi gōng sī wǒ bāng nǐ tóu zī |
[02:25.22] | wǒ xiě zhè gè gē gěi wǒ men liǎng gè lái chàng |
[02:27.55] | gěi wǒ chàng nǐ lái pèi wǔ man forget u |