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[Butt] Hey Beavis, eh-heh-heh |
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Remember that time we partied with Run-D.M.C.? |
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[Beav] Yeah yeah, hehhehheh - I took a dump on their bus |
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Hehhehheh |
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[Butt] No dumbass that was Anthrax! Eh-heh |
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I'm talkin about Run-D.M.C. |
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[Beav] Oh yeah yeah heh yeah |
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That was fly - hehheh - we were illin |
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[Butt] Yeah.. eh-heh, huh-huh, eh-huh-huh.. |
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[Beav] Me-heh-heh, me-heh-heh.. he-heh.. heh.. |
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{*music cues flashback*} |
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{*knocking at the door*} |
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[Run] Yo who dat? |
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[Butt] Uhh.. we're like, from Hollis and stuff, uh-huh-heh |
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Can we like, y'know, come in? |
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[Beav] Yeah yeah heh yeah - I'm from Hollis too |
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Ehheheh yeah eh |
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It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens!! |
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Hehhehheh yeah heh-ehheh |
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[Jay] Yo y'all don't like y'all from around the way |
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[Butt] Yeah man, we're like, from Hollis, uh-heh |
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[Jay] What street? |
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[Butt] Uhhhhhhhhhhhh..... uhhhh.. Hollis Street? Huh-uh-huh |
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[Run] Yo that's Hollis Avenue, what street? |
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[Butt] Uhhhh, like uhhhh... |
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[Jay] Yo man get out of here y'all ain't from around the way |
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Stop frontin {*Beavis and Butthead laughing*} |
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[Run] Yo man save that man we ain't tryin to hear that |
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[Butt] Uhhhhhh.. uh-hehhuhheh, uhhhh.. |
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I'm like, a full fledged member of the Hollis Crew |
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[Beav] Yeah yeah hehheh, I'm a full fledged MEMBER! |
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Ehehehhhehheheheh |
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[Run] Aight, c'mon in yo, c'mon c'mon |
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[Jay] Aight yo c'mon that's cool |
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{*door opens to let them in, B+B laughing*} |
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[Beav] Heheh, hey Run, check this out, hehehheheh |
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My name is D.M.C., the all time great!! |
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I bust the most rhymes, in New York State!! |
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[Butt] Huhhuh, eh-hehuhuhuh |
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[Run] Yo chill chill money |
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[Butt] Yeah, CHILL Beavis.. ehehhuhhuh, dumbass |
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[Beav] Hehe heheh yeah heheh |
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[Butt] So like uhh.. are you guys gonna like, kick it old school? |
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[Beav] Yeah yeah, heheh yeah, KICK IT! KICK IT! KICK IT! |
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[Jay] Yo we gettin ready to break fool money |
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[Butt] Uhhh.. can we have some money? Uh-huhuhuhuhuh |
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[Beav] Yeah yeah eheh yeah! |
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It's hard to rock a rhyme!! It's hard to rock a rhyme!! |
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[Run] No no no |
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[Jay] Nah nah |
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[Run] It's tricky, it's TRICKY to rock a rhyme |
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[Butt] Yeah, dumbass! |
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[Beav] Shut up Butt-head! You can't rock a rhyme |
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[Butt] No but I can kick your ass |
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{*fight breaks out, Beavis yells "butthole" and "cut it out!"*} |
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[Run] Aiyyo chill out for a minute and let's just do this |
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Cool out, cool out |
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[Jay] Word up man, calm down with all that riffraff man |
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[Run] Don't be comin around here on all that old wild man |
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Just chill man |
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You in your corner and you in your corner man, just chill |
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Get up off that old wild man |
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[Butt] Beavis started it |
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[Beav] Oh yeah, eh-heheheh, heheheheh |
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[Butt] Yo Beavis, you're ruffing up my Walker Wear |
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[Beav] No way Butt-head, you're wrinkling my fresh gear! |
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Hehe hehehehe this is cool, heheheh |
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[Butt] Are you guys gonna like, "Slam," or like |
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"Get out your seat and Jump Around, a-Jump Around!" |
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[Beav] Yeah yeah, heh yeah like, |
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Like, "Slam! SLAM! Duh-DUH-DUH, DUH-DUH-DUH, DUH-DUH-DUH!" |
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[Run] Yo Beavis slow your roll man |
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[Jay] This ain't "Jump" |
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[Run] This ain't "Slam" |
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[Jay] The name of this record is "Bounce" |
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"This is the way.. the way.. the way.." (8X) |
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[Run] |
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I open doors, take a pause, doin tours then I come again |
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Run'll be runnin up in the spot cause I be runnin |
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Dem seen dis, now DJ Run'll be comin |
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And gettin fiendish, my tracks are fat and in fact |
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It's not just a lean dish, your soup and salad not valid |
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I serve a mean dish.. mean dish.. |
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I got my mic in my hand and my plan to come |
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The official DJ rapper name is DJ Run |
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All other sucker rappers boy you're just my son |
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All wet behind the ears I freeze I froze you're numb |
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PUMP PUMP! I scream on you, you talk and talk |
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PUMP PUMP! Run you round the track then walk it off |
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So, check for me take in a weapon and even steppin |
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To my foes even those of Joe's are always kept in |
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Seperate rows broken nose from blows ruin your rep |
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When I pounce, all my foes suppose, I swing the ep |
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And just BOUNCE! |
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"This is the way.. the way.. the way.." (8X) |
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[D.M.C.] |
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My name is D.M.C., the one you know |
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The all-time great, I'ma steal the show |
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I put the mic, inside my hand |
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And spread a funky rhythm all across the land |
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I blow your mind, the rhyme'll flow |
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I hit you with the wisdom and they give me dough |
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I'm one of a kind, I rock your mind |
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I'm stingy with the digits when I rock my rhyme |
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I bust a vein, inside my brain |
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I came with the name and our claim to fame |
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I'm hard to the core, wicked and raw |
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The rhymes break raw when I'm breakin your door |
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I kick a ill style cause I'm sticka-still wild |
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Take-a take-a chill now, cause I got to kill a foul |
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Foul-mouthed sucker knockin out all doubt |
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I'm takin suckers out, cause I make a sucker bounce! |
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"This is the way.. the way.. the way.." (8X) |
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.. BOUNCE! |
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[Run] |
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I got no time for the climb, I'm the kind to rhyme |
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There's no sign of my mind slippin off the line |
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And if you find there's a dime, I left behind |
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I come fast for my cash, I must rewind |
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Easy does it, Run'll do it, speakin fluid vocabulary |
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Vocal be makin em come to it - then I have you very |
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Often, lost in, Run'll run a boss then |
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Confuse you lose you're all lost up in the sauce |
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Then I stir you sir you're all shakin cause I'm diesel |
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Drop hip-hop, and then POP goes the weasel |
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Comin and runnin and seekin daily for my kingdom |
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Takin my lyrics at first they hear it then they sing them |
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I take a sucker and do em, the heads I flew em |
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First I chew em, then I school em and sue em, and steppin to em |
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Is a daily operation I ruin, all those I'm doin |
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I pursue em, make em boo and come to, you and your crew |
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And just BOUNCE! |
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"This is the way.. the way.. the way.." (continue to fade) |
