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Buy a good clean living aid |
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By climbing through my cage |
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I've got used to living life |
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As if I was on stage |
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People like to look at me |
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I score with old and young |
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I must fight a very handsome battle |
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And go home |
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Bars are all that separate me from the human ape |
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Otherwise we're just the same |
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Why bother to escape |
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They have all the nasty habits |
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None of us display |
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Which of us has got it right |
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It's not for me to say |
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I could out-stare anyone |
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Who comes to stare at me |
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I could show them weird things |
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They didn't come to see |
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Drawing crowds in minutes then |
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With one repulsive move |
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Make them scatter |
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Rush for exits |
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Then you learn the truth |
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Who's on the outside |
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Who's looking in |
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Who will come from who |
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Who is origin |
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When the line is drawn |
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When the tale is just |
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Who is the primate |
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Who is monkey nuts |
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I say... |
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That spotty little thing's just taken my banana. |
