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Treat me lean and wiry |
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Treat me hot and fiery |
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Tell me you desire me |
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Uh huh huh, I got a message for you |
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Treat me fat and blubbery |
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Treat me lean and rubbery |
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Let's go to the shrubbery |
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Uh huh huh, I got a message for you |
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I got a message for you |
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If I was a hairless spinster covered in festering boils |
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Would you still make love to me or would you recoil? |
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Dip me in the custard |
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Cover me with mustard |
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As long we are clustered |
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It's alright, I got a message for you |
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I got a message for you |
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Though I'm not a piece of veal or a piece of ham |
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Can't you get your teeth in me just the way I am? |
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Roll me in the greenery |
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Point me at the scenery |
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Exploit me in the deanery |
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It's alright, I got a message for you |
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Treat me soft and feathery |
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Treat me hard and leathery |
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Oh, what lovely weathery |
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Uh huh huh, I got a message for you |
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I got a message for you |
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I got a message for you |
