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Oh she lives all alone |
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In a house by a school |
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She wears fur coats and hats |
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And old fashioned jewels. |
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And her one aim in life |
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Is to be on the screen, |
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Top billing for Granny |
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Is her favourite dream. |
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So once a year Granny takes a trip |
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Always first class and she's well equipped. |
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For the movie auditions in Hollywood Town |
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She always turns up |
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But she's always turned down. |
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So Granny, my dear, |
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We all wish you the best |
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And hope that you find |
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Your happiness |
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And one day on the screen |
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Granny's bound to be seen |
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If she turns up again |
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She's bound to find fame. |
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So once a year Granny takes a trip |
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Always first class and she's well equipped. |
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For the movie auditions in Hollywood Town |
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She always turns up |
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But she's always turned down. |