| 歌曲 | Al Qaeda Is Your Best Friend |
| 歌手 | Snog |
| 专辑 | Vs. The Faecal Juggernaut Of Mass Culture |
| Al Qaeda is your best friend | |
| They always arrive when you need them | |
| Yes, they're always around just when you need them | |
| When you're down in the polls | |
| They'll drop a bomb | |
| When you're stories full of holes | |
| They'll drop a bomb | |
| When there is an election, and you're in trouble | |
| They arrive on the double |