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Wish I was a |
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Kellogg's |
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Cornflake |
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Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies, |
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Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style, |
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Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'ly plays |
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L.A., Casually glancing at his toupee. |
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Wish I was an |
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English muffin ' |
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Bout to make the most out of a toaster. |
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I'd ease myself down, |
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Comin' up brown. |
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I prefer boysenberry |
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More than any ordinary jam. |
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I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan. |
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Ah, South |
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California. |
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If I become a first lieutenant |
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Would you put my photo on your piano? |
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To Maryjane-- |
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Best wishes, |
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Martin. (Old Roger draft-dodger Leavin' by the basement door), |
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Everybody knows when he's |
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Tippy-toeing down that floor |