DJ Galaxy's Dictionary

DJ Galaxy's Dictionary 歌词

歌曲 DJ Galaxy's Dictionary
歌手 农夫
专辑 音乐大亨
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[00:00.00] 作曲 : C君
[00:01.00] 作词 : 农夫
[00:08.69] 欢迎大家来到加语一分钟,依然有我C君系度,
[00:12.81] 当然唔少得我陆永啦,好荣幸我地今日可以请到一位语言权威上来。
[00:19.55] “啊,C君啊”“嗯.”“讲起哩位语言权威呢,
[00:22.88] 距简直就系语言界噶奇葩,翘楚啊,
[00:26.37] 自从距最近推出左一本字典之后呢,唔单之大卖喔,
[00:31.29] 距仲声名大嘈啊”
[00:33.53] “其中两点,最为人津津乐道噶系,
[00:36.63] 原来我地香港人成日讲错两个字,
[00:39.11] 其中系有无个有字,同埋听日个听字,
[00:43.56] 我地有请DJ Galaxy's”
[00:44.55]
[00:45.21] “ 多谢晒,多谢晒”
[00:48.81] “DJ Galaxy's 啊,
[00:49.50] 你可唔可以系度示范
[00:51.03] 一下哩两个字噶正确读音呢?”
[00:53.24] “,通常呢,读有无呢,
[00:56.02] 我惊你地会比人笑,
[00:57.79] 因为我真系未听过人读有无咯,
[01:00.15] 啊,好坦白个句,我出个本字典呢,
[01:01.94] 通常都会读个簿字噶”
[01:05.32] “呵呵...”
[01:06.07] “,笑得好,点解你地要笑呢,
[01:09.44] 因为你地未听过啊嘛,第一次听会笑,
[01:14.01] 第二次听会习惯,第三次..”
[01:16.09] “哈哈哈....”
[01:17.76]
[01:19.04] “,第三次听呢,
[01:22.59] 就会跟埋我一齐讲噶啦”
[01:25.08] “哈哈哈哈.........”
[01:25.98] “所以呢,一拍%系错噶”
[01:27.67]
[01:30.08] “哈哈哈哈............”
[01:30.79] “如果你地唔跟噶话”“哈...”
[01:32.11] “跟住,就系哩个,听日啊,
[01:38.67] 你地读,都系错噶,
[01:41.25] 我由小到大都未听过咩听日咯,
[01:44.49] 啊,如果''听日''呢,你地再讲呢,
[01:47.55] 我惊你地真系比人打添啊”
[01:49.48] “哇.....哈哈..............”
[01:50.75]
[01:51.91] “,因为我细个过时听过一个广告,
[01:54.75] 啊,叫做咩天天日报”“哈哈.......”
[01:58.54] “,其实呢,点解我要读呢,因为呢,
[02:03.06] 我系想轿正你地噶读音,系读天天,唔系听听,
[02:08.26] 啊,你地读天天日报呢,啊,先至会比人话咯,
[02:14.20] 即系好似有套卡通片,叫做孙悟天,无可能孙悟听噶嘛”
[02:19.50] “哈哈........”“好.....”
[02:25.04] “各位听众都明白啦”
[02:28.36] “系,啊,多谢啊Galaxy's喇,”
[02:31.02] “希望大家听众都听明讲咩喇”
[02:33.69] “啊....”
[02:36.36] “仲教多我地几个字样喔,
[02:38.72] 100%呢,原来系读一拍,一拍%,
[02:45.04] 啊,纠正距就讲矫正,
[02:51.17] 多谢啊Galaxy's矫正我地噶读音,
[02:54.04] 哩一度呢,有D读者噶来信,
[02:56.29] 距地就有D字呢,唔系好识读,
[02:58.66] 就想稳你帮距读翻个正音出来”
[03:01.35] “等我睇下先啊哈,D读者来信比较繁复,
[03:04.09] ,哩个读者噶来信呢,
[03:08.18] 就系讲咩,
[03:10.05] 邮差叔叔(后面唔知讲乜)..............”
[03:26.11] “好喇,相信哩一位听众...”
[03:27.19] “哈哈哈..........”
[03:27.46] “边一位听众寄来呢,你自己都唔系记清楚喇,
[03:28.40] 可能系D音太过正噶关系”
[03:29.05] “有请DJ Galaxy's帮我地读下一封来信喇”
[03:31.37] “E封呢,咩全体出动去买抗生素(后面依然听唔到)”
[03:40.49] “哦.......”
[03:41.15] “哦,我有个疑问啊,DJ Galaxy's啊”
[03:44.87] “系.”
[03:46.30] “因为呢,
[03:48.04] 我又听到你话,
[03:48.35] 听日再来过喔”
[03:49.51] “,如果有睇我本字典噶读者都会记得,
[03:52.80] 我本字典系有72个读噶,
[03:55.11] 但系呢,我噶72个读音呢,
[03:57.03] 系free style噶,呢”
[03:58.56] “呵呵...........”
[03:59.44] “,笑得好,点解你要笑,
[04:04.55] 因为你唔知,所以,我都讲过要解释,
[04:07.85] ,我E70个,E72个读音呢,
[04:11.44] 随机应变遮,你想点读就点读,
[04:14.98] 随心所欲,
[04:16.31] 所以你应该系买我本字典噶”
[04:18.87] “哈呵哈呵..........”
[04:20.30] “free style,呵呵........,
[04:22.86] 哩D人...”“呵呵......好喇,
[04:25.19] 我地今日真系获益良多啊”“嗯.”
[04:27.00] “...”“加语一分钟噶时间又到喇,
[04:28.38] 同各位听众讲声拜拜.”
[00:00.00] zuo qu : C jun
[00:01.00] zuo ci : nong fu
[00:08.69] huan ying da jia lai dao jia yu yi fen zhong, yi ran you wo C jun xi du,
[00:12.81] dang ran wu shao de wo lu yong la, hao rong xing wo di jin ri ke yi qing dao yi wei yu yan quan wei shang lai.
[00:19.55] " a, C jun a"" ."" jiang qi li wei yu yan quan wei ne,
[00:22.88] ju jian zhi jiu xi yu yan jie ga qi pa, qiao chu a,
[00:26.37] zi cong ju zui jin tui chu zuo yi ben zi dian zhi hou ne, wu dan zhi da mai o,
[00:31.29] ju zhong sheng ming da cao a"
[00:33.53] " qi zhong liang dian, zui wei ren jin jin le dao ga xi,
[00:36.63] yuan lai wo di xiang gang ren cheng ri jiang cuo liang ge zi,
[00:39.11] qi zhong xi you wu ge you zi, tong mai ting ri ge ting zi,
[00:43.56] wo di you qing DJ Galaxy' s"
[00:44.55]
[00:45.21] " duo xie shai, duo xie shai"
[00:48.81] " DJ Galaxy' s a,
[00:49.50] ni ke wu ke yi xi du shi fan
[00:51.03] yi xia li liang ge zi ga zheng que du yin ne?"
[00:53.24] ", tong chang ne, du you wu ne,
[00:56.02] wo jing ni di hui bi ren xiao,
[00:57.79] yin wei wo zhen xi wei ting guo ren du you wu ge,
[01:00.15] a, hao tan bai ge ju, wo chu ge ben zi dian ne,
[01:01.94] tong chang dou hui du ge bu zi ga"
[01:05.32] " he he..."
[01:06.07] ", xiao de hao, dian jie ni di yao xiao ne,
[01:09.44] yin wei ni di wei ting guo a ma, di yi ci ting hui xiao,
[01:14.01] di er ci ting hui xi guan, di san ci.."
[01:16.09] " ha ha ha...."
[01:17.76]
[01:19.04] ", di san ci ting ne,
[01:22.59] jiu hui gen mai wo yi qi jiang ga la"
[01:25.08] " ha ha ha ha........."
[01:25.98] " suo yi ne, yi pai xi cuo ga"
[01:27.67]
[01:30.08] " ha ha ha ha............"
[01:30.79] " ru guo ni di wu gen ga hua"" ha..."
[01:32.11] " gen zhu, jiu xi li ge, ting ri a,
[01:38.67] ni di du, dou xi cuo ga,
[01:41.25] wo you xiao dao da du wei ting guo mie ting ri ge,
[01:44.49] a, ru guo'' ting ri'' ne, ni di zai jiang ne,
[01:47.55] wo jing ni di zhen xi bi ren da tian a"
[01:49.48] " wa..... ha ha.............."
[01:50.75]
[01:51.91] ", yin wei wo xi ge guo shi ting guo yi ge guang gao,
[01:54.75] a, jiao zuo mie tian tian ri bao"" ha ha......."
[01:58.54] ", qi shi ne, dian jie wo yao du ne, yin wei ne,
[02:03.06] wo xi xiang jiao zheng ni di ga du yin, xi du tian tian, wu xi ting ting,
[02:08.26] a, ni di du tian tian ri bao ne, a, xian zhi hui bi ren hua ge,
[02:14.20] ji xi hao si you tao ka tong pian, jiao zuo sun wu tian, wu ke neng sun wu ting ga ma"
[02:19.50] " ha ha........"" hao....."
[02:25.04] " ge wei ting zhong dou ming bai la"
[02:28.36] " xi, a, duo xie a Galaxy' s la,"
[02:31.02] " xi wang da jia ting zhong dou ting ming jiang mie la"
[02:33.69] " a...."
[02:36.36] " zhong jiao duo wo di ji ge zi yang o,
[02:38.72] 100 ne, yuan lai xi du yi pai, yi pai,
[02:45.04] a, jiu zheng ju jiu jiang jiao zheng,
[02:51.17] duo xie a Galaxy' s jiao zheng wo di ga du yin,
[02:54.04] li yi du ne, you D du zhe ga lai xin,
[02:56.29] ju di jiu you D zi ne, wu xi hao shi du,
[02:58.66] jiu xiang wen ni bang ju du fan ge zheng yin chu lai"
[03:01.35] " deng wo di xia xian a ha, D du zhe lai xin bi jiao fan fu,
[03:04.09] , li ge du zhe ga lai xin ne,
[03:08.18] jiu xi jiang mie,
[03:10.05] you chai shu shu hou mian wu zhi jiang mie.............."
[03:26.11] " hao la, xiang xin li yi wei ting zhong..."
[03:27.19] " ha ha ha.........."
[03:27.46] " bian yi wei ting zhong ji lai ne, ni zi ji dou wu xi ji qing chu la,
[03:28.40] ke neng xi D yin tai guo zheng ga guan xi"
[03:29.05] " you qing DJ Galaxy' s bang wo di du xia yi feng lai xin la"
[03:31.37] " E feng ne, mie quan ti chu dong qu mai kang sheng su hou mian yi ran ting wu dao"
[03:40.49] " o......."
[03:41.15] " o, wo you ge yi wen a, DJ Galaxy' s a"
[03:44.87] " xi."
[03:46.30] " yin wei ne,
[03:48.04] wo you ting dao ni hua,
[03:48.35] ting ri zai lai guo o"
[03:49.51] ", ru guo you di wo ben zi dian ga du zhe dou hui ji de,
[03:52.80] wo ben zi dian xi you 72 ge du ga,
[03:55.11] dan xi ne, wo ga 72 ge du yin ne,
[03:57.03] xi free style ga, ne"
[03:58.56] " he he..........."
[03:59.44] ", xiao de hao, dian jie ni yao xiao,
[04:04.55] yin wei ni wu zhi, suo yi, wo dou jiang guo yao jie shi,
[04:07.85] , wo E70 ge, E72 ge du yin ne,
[04:11.44] sui ji ying bian zhe, ni xiang dian du jiu dian du,
[04:14.98] sui xin suo yu,
[04:16.31] suo yi ni ying gai xi mai wo ben zi dian ga"
[04:18.87] " ha a ha a.........."
[04:20.30] " free style, he he........,
[04:22.86] li D ren..."" he he...... hao la,
[04:25.19] wo di jin ri zhen xi huo yi liang duo a"" ."
[04:27.00] "..."" jia yu yi fen zhong ga shi jian you dao la,
[04:28.38] tong ge wei ting zhong jiang sheng bai bai."
[00:00.00] zuò qǔ : C jūn
[00:01.00] zuò cí : nóng fū
[00:08.69] huān yíng dà jiā lái dào jiā yǔ yī fēn zhōng, yī rán yǒu wǒ C jūn xì dù,
[00:12.81] dāng rán wú shǎo dé wǒ lù yǒng la, hǎo róng xìng wǒ dì jīn rì kě yǐ qǐng dào yī wèi yǔ yán quán wēi shàng lái.
[00:19.55] " a, C jūn a"" ."" jiǎng qǐ lī wèi yǔ yán quán wēi ne,
[00:22.88] jù jiǎn zhí jiù xì yǔ yán jiè gá qí pā, qiáo chǔ a,
[00:26.37] zì cóng jù zuì jìn tuī chū zuǒ yī běn zì diǎn zhī hòu ne, wú dān zhī dà mài ō,
[00:31.29] jù zhòng shēng míng dà cáo a"
[00:33.53] " qí zhōng liǎng diǎn, zuì wéi rén jīn jīn lè dào gá xì,
[00:36.63] yuán lái wǒ dì xiāng gǎng rén chéng rì jiǎng cuò liǎng gè zì,
[00:39.11] qí zhōng xì yǒu wú gè yǒu zì, tóng mái tīng rì gè tīng zì,
[00:43.56] wǒ dì yǒu qǐng DJ Galaxy' s"
[00:44.55]
[00:45.21] " duō xiè shài, duō xiè shài"
[00:48.81] " DJ Galaxy' s a,
[00:49.50] nǐ kě wú kě yǐ xì dù shì fàn
[00:51.03] yī xià lī liǎng gè zì gá zhèng què dú yīn ne?"
[00:53.24] ", tōng cháng ne, dú yǒu wú ne,
[00:56.02] wǒ jīng nǐ dì huì bǐ rén xiào,
[00:57.79] yīn wèi wǒ zhēn xì wèi tīng guò rén dú yǒu wú gē,
[01:00.15] a, hǎo tǎn bái gè jù, wǒ chū gè běn zì diǎn ne,
[01:01.94] tōng cháng dōu huì dú gè bù zì gá"
[01:05.32] " hē hē..."
[01:06.07] ", xiào dé hǎo, diǎn jiě nǐ dì yào xiào ne,
[01:09.44] yīn wèi nǐ dì wèi tīng guò a ma, dì yī cì tīng huì xiào,
[01:14.01] dì èr cì tīng huì xí guàn, dì sān cì.."
[01:16.09] " hā hā hā...."
[01:17.76]
[01:19.04] ", dì sān cì tīng ne,
[01:22.59] jiù huì gēn mái wǒ yī qí jiǎng gá la"
[01:25.08] " hā hā hā hā........."
[01:25.98] " suǒ yǐ ne, yī pāi xì cuò gá"
[01:27.67]
[01:30.08] " hā hā hā hā............"
[01:30.79] " rú guǒ nǐ dì wú gēn gá huà"" hā..."
[01:32.11] " gēn zhù, jiù xì lī gè, tīng rì a,
[01:38.67] nǐ dì dú, dōu xì cuò gá,
[01:41.25] wǒ yóu xiǎo dào dà dū wèi tīng guò miē tīng rì gē,
[01:44.49] a, rú guǒ'' tīng rì'' ne, nǐ dì zài jiǎng ne,
[01:47.55] wǒ jīng nǐ dì zhēn xì bǐ rén dǎ tiān a"
[01:49.48] " wa..... hā hā.............."
[01:50.75]
[01:51.91] ", yīn wèi wǒ xì gè guò shí tīng guò yí gè guǎng gào,
[01:54.75] a, jiào zuò miē tiān tiān rì bào"" hā hā......."
[01:58.54] ", qí shí ne, diǎn jiě wǒ yào dú ne, yīn wèi ne,
[02:03.06] wǒ xì xiǎng jiào zhèng nǐ dì gá dú yīn, xì dú tiān tiān, wú xì tīng tīng,
[02:08.26] a, nǐ dì dú tiān tiān rì bào ne, a, xiān zhì huì bǐ rén huà gē,
[02:14.20] jí xì hǎo sì yǒu tào kǎ tōng piàn, jiào zuò sūn wù tiān, wú kě néng sūn wù tīng gá ma"
[02:19.50] " hā hā........"" hǎo....."
[02:25.04] " gè wèi tīng zhòng dōu míng bái la"
[02:28.36] " xì, a, duō xiè a Galaxy' s lǎ,"
[02:31.02] " xī wàng dà jiā tīng zhòng dōu tīng míng jiǎng miē lǎ"
[02:33.69] " a...."
[02:36.36] " zhòng jiào duō wǒ dì jǐ gè zì yàng ō,
[02:38.72] 100 ne, yuán lái xì dú yī pāi, yī pāi,
[02:45.04] a, jiū zhèng jù jiù jiǎng jiǎo zhèng,
[02:51.17] duō xiè a Galaxy' s jiǎo zhèng wǒ dì gá dú yīn,
[02:54.04] lī yí dù ne, yǒu D dú zhě gá lái xìn,
[02:56.29] jù dì jiù yǒu D zì ne, wú xì hǎo shí dú,
[02:58.66] jiù xiǎng wěn nǐ bāng jù dú fān gè zhèng yīn chū lái"
[03:01.35] " děng wǒ dì xià xiān ā hā, D dú zhě lái xìn bǐ jiào fán fù,
[03:04.09] , lī gè dú zhě gá lái xìn ne,
[03:08.18] jiù xì jiǎng miē,
[03:10.05] yóu chāi shū shū hòu miàn wú zhī jiǎng miē.............."
[03:26.11] " hǎo lǎ, xiāng xìn lī yī wèi tīng zhòng..."
[03:27.19] " hā hā hā.........."
[03:27.46] " biān yī wèi tīng zhòng jì lái ne, nǐ zì jǐ dōu wú xì jì qīng chǔ lǎ,
[03:28.40] kě néng xì D yīn tài guò zhèng gá guān xì"
[03:29.05] " yǒu qǐng DJ Galaxy' s bāng wǒ dì dú xià yī fēng lái xìn lǎ"
[03:31.37] " E fēng ne, miē quán tǐ chū dòng qù mǎi kàng shēng sù hòu miàn yī rán tīng wú dào"
[03:40.49] " ó......."
[03:41.15] " ó, wǒ yǒu gè yí wèn a, DJ Galaxy' s a"
[03:44.87] " xì."
[03:46.30] " yīn wèi ne,
[03:48.04] wǒ yòu tīng dào nǐ huà,
[03:48.35] tīng rì zài lái guò ō"
[03:49.51] ", rú guǒ yǒu dì wǒ běn zì diǎn gá dú zhě dōu huì jì de,
[03:52.80] wǒ běn zì diǎn xì yǒu 72 gè dú gá,
[03:55.11] dàn xì ne, wǒ gá 72 gè dú yīn ne,
[03:57.03] xì free style gá, ne"
[03:58.56] " hē hē..........."
[03:59.44] ", xiào dé hǎo, diǎn jiě nǐ yào xiào,
[04:04.55] yīn wèi nǐ wú zhī, suǒ yǐ, wǒ dōu jiǎng guò yào jiě shì,
[04:07.85] , wǒ E70 gè, E72 gè dú yīn ne,
[04:11.44] suí jī yìng biàn zhē, nǐ xiǎng diǎn dú jiù diǎn dú,
[04:14.98] suí xīn suǒ yù,
[04:16.31] suǒ yǐ nǐ yīng gāi xì mǎi wǒ běn zì diǎn gá"
[04:18.87] " hā ā hā ā.........."
[04:20.30] " free style, hē hē........,
[04:22.86] lī D rén..."" hē hē...... hǎo lǎ,
[04:25.19] wǒ dì jīn rì zhēn xì huò yì liáng duō a"" ."
[04:27.00] "..."" jiā yǔ yī fēn zhōng gá shí jiān yòu dào lǎ,
[04:28.38] tóng gè wèi tīng zhòng jiǎng shēng bài bài."
DJ Galaxy's Dictionary 歌词
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