| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : C君 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 农夫 |
| [00:08.69] | 欢迎大家来到加语一分钟，依然有我C君系度， |
| [00:12.81] | 当然唔少得我陆永啦，好荣幸我地今日可以请到一位语言权威上来。 |
| [00:19.55] | “啊，C君啊”“嗯.”“讲起哩位语言权威呢， |
| [00:22.88] | 距简直就系语言界噶奇葩，翘楚啊， |
| [00:26.37] | 自从距最近推出左一本字典之后呢，唔单之大卖喔， |
| [00:31.29] | 距仲声名大嘈啊” |
| [00:33.53] | “其中两点，最为人津津乐道噶系， |
| [00:36.63] | 原来我地香港人成日讲错两个字， |
| [00:39.11] | 其中系有无个有字，同埋听日个听字， |
| [00:43.56] | 我地有请DJ Galaxy's” |
| [00:44.55] | |
| [00:45.21] | “ 多谢晒，多谢晒” |
| [00:48.81] | “DJ Galaxy's 啊， |
| [00:49.50] | 你可唔可以系度示范 |
| [00:51.03] | 一下哩两个字噶正确读音呢？” |
| [00:53.24] | “，通常呢，读有无呢， |
| [00:56.02] | 我惊你地会比人笑， |
| [00:57.79] | 因为我真系未听过人读有无咯， |
| [01:00.15] | 啊，好坦白个句，我出个本字典呢， |
| [01:01.94] | 通常都会读个簿字噶” |
| [01:05.32] | “呵呵...” |
| [01:06.07] | “，笑得好，点解你地要笑呢， |
| [01:09.44] | 因为你地未听过啊嘛，第一次听会笑， |
| [01:14.01] | 第二次听会习惯，第三次..” |
| [01:16.09] | “哈哈哈....” |
| [01:17.76] | |
| [01:19.04] | “，第三次听呢， |
| [01:22.59] | 就会跟埋我一齐讲噶啦” |
| [01:25.08] | “哈哈哈哈.........” |
| [01:25.98] | “所以呢，一拍%系错噶” |
| [01:27.67] | |
| [01:30.08] | “哈哈哈哈............” |
| [01:30.79] | “如果你地唔跟噶话”“哈...” |
| [01:32.11] | “跟住，就系哩个，听日啊， |
| [01:38.67] | 你地读，都系错噶， |
| [01:41.25] | 我由小到大都未听过咩听日咯， |
| [01:44.49] | 啊，如果''听日''呢，你地再讲呢， |
| [01:47.55] | 我惊你地真系比人打添啊” |
| [01:49.48] | “哇.....哈哈..............” |
| [01:50.75] | |
| [01:51.91] | “，因为我细个过时听过一个广告， |
| [01:54.75] | 啊，叫做咩天天日报”“哈哈.......” |
| [01:58.54] | “，其实呢，点解我要读呢，因为呢， |
| [02:03.06] | 我系想轿正你地噶读音，系读天天，唔系听听， |
| [02:08.26] | 啊，你地读天天日报呢，啊，先至会比人话咯， |
| [02:14.20] | 即系好似有套卡通片，叫做孙悟天，无可能孙悟听噶嘛” |
| [02:19.50] | “哈哈........”“好.....” |
| [02:25.04] | “各位听众都明白啦” |
| [02:28.36] | “系，啊，多谢啊Galaxy's喇，” |
| [02:31.02] | “希望大家听众都听明讲咩喇” |
| [02:33.69] | “啊....” |
| [02:36.36] | “仲教多我地几个字样喔， |
| [02:38.72] | 100%呢，原来系读一拍，一拍%， |
| [02:45.04] | 啊，纠正距就讲矫正， |
| [02:51.17] | 多谢啊Galaxy's矫正我地噶读音， |
| [02:54.04] | 哩一度呢，有D读者噶来信， |
| [02:56.29] | 距地就有D字呢，唔系好识读， |
| [02:58.66] | 就想稳你帮距读翻个正音出来” |
| [03:01.35] | “等我睇下先啊哈，D读者来信比较繁复， |
| [03:04.09] | ，哩个读者噶来信呢， |
| [03:08.18] | 就系讲咩， |
| [03:10.05] | 邮差叔叔（后面唔知讲乜）..............” |
| [03:26.11] | “好喇，相信哩一位听众...” |
| [03:27.19] | “哈哈哈..........” |
| [03:27.46] | “边一位听众寄来呢，你自己都唔系记清楚喇， |
| [03:28.40] | 可能系D音太过正噶关系” |
| [03:29.05] | “有请DJ Galaxy's帮我地读下一封来信喇” |
| [03:31.37] | “E封呢，咩全体出动去买抗生素（后面依然听唔到）” |
| [03:40.49] | “哦.......” |
| [03:41.15] | “哦，我有个疑问啊，DJ Galaxy's啊” |
| [03:44.87] | “系.” |
| [03:46.30] | “因为呢， |
| [03:48.04] | 我又听到你话， |
| [03:48.35] | 听日再来过喔” |
| [03:49.51] | “，如果有睇我本字典噶读者都会记得， |
| [03:52.80] | 我本字典系有72个读噶， |
| [03:55.11] | 但系呢，我噶72个读音呢， |
| [03:57.03] | 系free style噶，呢” |
| [03:58.56] | “呵呵...........” |
| [03:59.44] | “，笑得好，点解你要笑， |
| [04:04.55] | 因为你唔知，所以，我都讲过要解释， |
| [04:07.85] | ，我E70个，E72个读音呢， |
| [04:11.44] | 随机应变遮，你想点读就点读， |
| [04:14.98] | 随心所欲， |
| [04:16.31] | 所以你应该系买我本字典噶” |
| [04:18.87] | “哈呵哈呵..........” |
| [04:20.30] | “free style，呵呵........， |
| [04:22.86] | 哩D人...”“呵呵......好喇， |
| [04:25.19] | 我地今日真系获益良多啊”“嗯.” |
| [04:27.00] | “...”“加语一分钟噶时间又到喇， |
| [04:28.38] | 同各位听众讲声拜拜.” |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : C jun |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : nong fu |
| [00:08.69] | huan ying da jia lai dao jia yu yi fen zhong, yi ran you wo C jun xi du, |
| [00:12.81] | dang ran wu shao de wo lu yong la, hao rong xing wo di jin ri ke yi qing dao yi wei yu yan quan wei shang lai. |
| [00:19.55] | " a, C jun a"" ."" jiang qi li wei yu yan quan wei ne, |
| [00:22.88] | ju jian zhi jiu xi yu yan jie ga qi pa, qiao chu a, |
| [00:26.37] | zi cong ju zui jin tui chu zuo yi ben zi dian zhi hou ne, wu dan zhi da mai o, |
| [00:31.29] | ju zhong sheng ming da cao a" |
| [00:33.53] | " qi zhong liang dian, zui wei ren jin jin le dao ga xi, |
| [00:36.63] | yuan lai wo di xiang gang ren cheng ri jiang cuo liang ge zi, |
| [00:39.11] | qi zhong xi you wu ge you zi, tong mai ting ri ge ting zi, |
| [00:43.56] | wo di you qing DJ Galaxy' s" |
| [00:44.55] | |
| [00:45.21] | " duo xie shai, duo xie shai" |
| [00:48.81] | " DJ Galaxy' s a, |
| [00:49.50] | ni ke wu ke yi xi du shi fan |
| [00:51.03] | yi xia li liang ge zi ga zheng que du yin ne?" |
| [00:53.24] | ", tong chang ne, du you wu ne, |
| [00:56.02] | wo jing ni di hui bi ren xiao, |
| [00:57.79] | yin wei wo zhen xi wei ting guo ren du you wu ge, |
| [01:00.15] | a, hao tan bai ge ju, wo chu ge ben zi dian ne, |
| [01:01.94] | tong chang dou hui du ge bu zi ga" |
| [01:05.32] | " he he..." |
| [01:06.07] | ", xiao de hao, dian jie ni di yao xiao ne, |
| [01:09.44] | yin wei ni di wei ting guo a ma, di yi ci ting hui xiao, |
| [01:14.01] | di er ci ting hui xi guan, di san ci.." |
| [01:16.09] | " ha ha ha...." |
| [01:17.76] | |
| [01:19.04] | ", di san ci ting ne, |
| [01:22.59] | jiu hui gen mai wo yi qi jiang ga la" |
| [01:25.08] | " ha ha ha ha........." |
| [01:25.98] | " suo yi ne, yi pai xi cuo ga" |
| [01:27.67] | |
| [01:30.08] | " ha ha ha ha............" |
| [01:30.79] | " ru guo ni di wu gen ga hua"" ha..." |
| [01:32.11] | " gen zhu, jiu xi li ge, ting ri a, |
| [01:38.67] | ni di du, dou xi cuo ga, |
| [01:41.25] | wo you xiao dao da du wei ting guo mie ting ri ge, |
| [01:44.49] | a, ru guo'' ting ri'' ne, ni di zai jiang ne, |
| [01:47.55] | wo jing ni di zhen xi bi ren da tian a" |
| [01:49.48] | " wa..... ha ha.............." |
| [01:50.75] | |
| [01:51.91] | ", yin wei wo xi ge guo shi ting guo yi ge guang gao, |
| [01:54.75] | a, jiao zuo mie tian tian ri bao"" ha ha......." |
| [01:58.54] | ", qi shi ne, dian jie wo yao du ne, yin wei ne, |
| [02:03.06] | wo xi xiang jiao zheng ni di ga du yin, xi du tian tian, wu xi ting ting, |
| [02:08.26] | a, ni di du tian tian ri bao ne, a, xian zhi hui bi ren hua ge, |
| [02:14.20] | ji xi hao si you tao ka tong pian, jiao zuo sun wu tian, wu ke neng sun wu ting ga ma" |
| [02:19.50] | " ha ha........"" hao....." |
| [02:25.04] | " ge wei ting zhong dou ming bai la" |
| [02:28.36] | " xi, a, duo xie a Galaxy' s la," |
| [02:31.02] | " xi wang da jia ting zhong dou ting ming jiang mie la" |
| [02:33.69] | " a...." |
| [02:36.36] | " zhong jiao duo wo di ji ge zi yang o, |
| [02:38.72] | 100 ne, yuan lai xi du yi pai, yi pai, |
| [02:45.04] | a, jiu zheng ju jiu jiang jiao zheng, |
| [02:51.17] | duo xie a Galaxy' s jiao zheng wo di ga du yin, |
| [02:54.04] | li yi du ne, you D du zhe ga lai xin, |
| [02:56.29] | ju di jiu you D zi ne, wu xi hao shi du, |
| [02:58.66] | jiu xiang wen ni bang ju du fan ge zheng yin chu lai" |
| [03:01.35] | " deng wo di xia xian a ha, D du zhe lai xin bi jiao fan fu, |
| [03:04.09] | , li ge du zhe ga lai xin ne, |
| [03:08.18] | jiu xi jiang mie, |
| [03:10.05] | you chai shu shu hou mian wu zhi jiang mie.............." |
| [03:26.11] | " hao la, xiang xin li yi wei ting zhong..." |
| [03:27.19] | " ha ha ha.........." |
| [03:27.46] | " bian yi wei ting zhong ji lai ne, ni zi ji dou wu xi ji qing chu la, |
| [03:28.40] | ke neng xi D yin tai guo zheng ga guan xi" |
| [03:29.05] | " you qing DJ Galaxy' s bang wo di du xia yi feng lai xin la" |
| [03:31.37] | " E feng ne, mie quan ti chu dong qu mai kang sheng su hou mian yi ran ting wu dao" |
| [03:40.49] | " o......." |
| [03:41.15] | " o, wo you ge yi wen a, DJ Galaxy' s a" |
| [03:44.87] | " xi." |
| [03:46.30] | " yin wei ne, |
| [03:48.04] | wo you ting dao ni hua, |
| [03:48.35] | ting ri zai lai guo o" |
| [03:49.51] | ", ru guo you di wo ben zi dian ga du zhe dou hui ji de, |
| [03:52.80] | wo ben zi dian xi you 72 ge du ga, |
| [03:55.11] | dan xi ne, wo ga 72 ge du yin ne, |
| [03:57.03] | xi free style ga, ne" |
| [03:58.56] | " he he..........." |
| [03:59.44] | ", xiao de hao, dian jie ni yao xiao, |
| [04:04.55] | yin wei ni wu zhi, suo yi, wo dou jiang guo yao jie shi, |
| [04:07.85] | , wo E70 ge, E72 ge du yin ne, |
| [04:11.44] | sui ji ying bian zhe, ni xiang dian du jiu dian du, |
| [04:14.98] | sui xin suo yu, |
| [04:16.31] | suo yi ni ying gai xi mai wo ben zi dian ga" |
| [04:18.87] | " ha a ha a.........." |
| [04:20.30] | " free style, he he........, |
| [04:22.86] | li D ren..."" he he...... hao la, |
| [04:25.19] | wo di jin ri zhen xi huo yi liang duo a"" ." |
| [04:27.00] | "..."" jia yu yi fen zhong ga shi jian you dao la, |
| [04:28.38] | tong ge wei ting zhong jiang sheng bai bai." |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : C jūn |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : nóng fū |
| [00:08.69] | huān yíng dà jiā lái dào jiā yǔ yī fēn zhōng, yī rán yǒu wǒ C jūn xì dù, |
| [00:12.81] | dāng rán wú shǎo dé wǒ lù yǒng la, hǎo róng xìng wǒ dì jīn rì kě yǐ qǐng dào yī wèi yǔ yán quán wēi shàng lái. |
| [00:19.55] | " a, C jūn a"" ."" jiǎng qǐ lī wèi yǔ yán quán wēi ne, |
| [00:22.88] | jù jiǎn zhí jiù xì yǔ yán jiè gá qí pā, qiáo chǔ a, |
| [00:26.37] | zì cóng jù zuì jìn tuī chū zuǒ yī běn zì diǎn zhī hòu ne, wú dān zhī dà mài ō, |
| [00:31.29] | jù zhòng shēng míng dà cáo a" |
| [00:33.53] | " qí zhōng liǎng diǎn, zuì wéi rén jīn jīn lè dào gá xì, |
| [00:36.63] | yuán lái wǒ dì xiāng gǎng rén chéng rì jiǎng cuò liǎng gè zì, |
| [00:39.11] | qí zhōng xì yǒu wú gè yǒu zì, tóng mái tīng rì gè tīng zì, |
| [00:43.56] | wǒ dì yǒu qǐng DJ Galaxy' s" |
| [00:44.55] | |
| [00:45.21] | " duō xiè shài, duō xiè shài" |
| [00:48.81] | " DJ Galaxy' s a, |
| [00:49.50] | nǐ kě wú kě yǐ xì dù shì fàn |
| [00:51.03] | yī xià lī liǎng gè zì gá zhèng què dú yīn ne?" |
| [00:53.24] | ", tōng cháng ne, dú yǒu wú ne, |
| [00:56.02] | wǒ jīng nǐ dì huì bǐ rén xiào, |
| [00:57.79] | yīn wèi wǒ zhēn xì wèi tīng guò rén dú yǒu wú gē, |
| [01:00.15] | a, hǎo tǎn bái gè jù, wǒ chū gè běn zì diǎn ne, |
| [01:01.94] | tōng cháng dōu huì dú gè bù zì gá" |
| [01:05.32] | " hē hē..." |
| [01:06.07] | ", xiào dé hǎo, diǎn jiě nǐ dì yào xiào ne, |
| [01:09.44] | yīn wèi nǐ dì wèi tīng guò a ma, dì yī cì tīng huì xiào, |
| [01:14.01] | dì èr cì tīng huì xí guàn, dì sān cì.." |
| [01:16.09] | " hā hā hā...." |
| [01:17.76] | |
| [01:19.04] | ", dì sān cì tīng ne, |
| [01:22.59] | jiù huì gēn mái wǒ yī qí jiǎng gá la" |
| [01:25.08] | " hā hā hā hā........." |
| [01:25.98] | " suǒ yǐ ne, yī pāi xì cuò gá" |
| [01:27.67] | |
| [01:30.08] | " hā hā hā hā............" |
| [01:30.79] | " rú guǒ nǐ dì wú gēn gá huà"" hā..." |
| [01:32.11] | " gēn zhù, jiù xì lī gè, tīng rì a, |
| [01:38.67] | nǐ dì dú, dōu xì cuò gá, |
| [01:41.25] | wǒ yóu xiǎo dào dà dū wèi tīng guò miē tīng rì gē, |
| [01:44.49] | a, rú guǒ'' tīng rì'' ne, nǐ dì zài jiǎng ne, |
| [01:47.55] | wǒ jīng nǐ dì zhēn xì bǐ rén dǎ tiān a" |
| [01:49.48] | " wa..... hā hā.............." |
| [01:50.75] | |
| [01:51.91] | ", yīn wèi wǒ xì gè guò shí tīng guò yí gè guǎng gào, |
| [01:54.75] | a, jiào zuò miē tiān tiān rì bào"" hā hā......." |
| [01:58.54] | ", qí shí ne, diǎn jiě wǒ yào dú ne, yīn wèi ne, |
| [02:03.06] | wǒ xì xiǎng jiào zhèng nǐ dì gá dú yīn, xì dú tiān tiān, wú xì tīng tīng, |
| [02:08.26] | a, nǐ dì dú tiān tiān rì bào ne, a, xiān zhì huì bǐ rén huà gē, |
| [02:14.20] | jí xì hǎo sì yǒu tào kǎ tōng piàn, jiào zuò sūn wù tiān, wú kě néng sūn wù tīng gá ma" |
| [02:19.50] | " hā hā........"" hǎo....." |
| [02:25.04] | " gè wèi tīng zhòng dōu míng bái la" |
| [02:28.36] | " xì, a, duō xiè a Galaxy' s lǎ," |
| [02:31.02] | " xī wàng dà jiā tīng zhòng dōu tīng míng jiǎng miē lǎ" |
| [02:33.69] | " a...." |
| [02:36.36] | " zhòng jiào duō wǒ dì jǐ gè zì yàng ō, |
| [02:38.72] | 100 ne, yuán lái xì dú yī pāi, yī pāi, |
| [02:45.04] | a, jiū zhèng jù jiù jiǎng jiǎo zhèng, |
| [02:51.17] | duō xiè a Galaxy' s jiǎo zhèng wǒ dì gá dú yīn, |
| [02:54.04] | lī yí dù ne, yǒu D dú zhě gá lái xìn, |
| [02:56.29] | jù dì jiù yǒu D zì ne, wú xì hǎo shí dú, |
| [02:58.66] | jiù xiǎng wěn nǐ bāng jù dú fān gè zhèng yīn chū lái" |
| [03:01.35] | " děng wǒ dì xià xiān ā hā, D dú zhě lái xìn bǐ jiào fán fù, |
| [03:04.09] | , lī gè dú zhě gá lái xìn ne, |
| [03:08.18] | jiù xì jiǎng miē, |
| [03:10.05] | yóu chāi shū shū hòu miàn wú zhī jiǎng miē.............." |
| [03:26.11] | " hǎo lǎ, xiāng xìn lī yī wèi tīng zhòng..." |
| [03:27.19] | " hā hā hā.........." |
| [03:27.46] | " biān yī wèi tīng zhòng jì lái ne, nǐ zì jǐ dōu wú xì jì qīng chǔ lǎ, |
| [03:28.40] | kě néng xì D yīn tài guò zhèng gá guān xì" |
| [03:29.05] | " yǒu qǐng DJ Galaxy' s bāng wǒ dì dú xià yī fēng lái xìn lǎ" |
| [03:31.37] | " E fēng ne, miē quán tǐ chū dòng qù mǎi kàng shēng sù hòu miàn yī rán tīng wú dào" |
| [03:40.49] | " ó......." |
| [03:41.15] | " ó, wǒ yǒu gè yí wèn a, DJ Galaxy' s a" |
| [03:44.87] | " xì." |
| [03:46.30] | " yīn wèi ne, |
| [03:48.04] | wǒ yòu tīng dào nǐ huà, |
| [03:48.35] | tīng rì zài lái guò ō" |
| [03:49.51] | ", rú guǒ yǒu dì wǒ běn zì diǎn gá dú zhě dōu huì jì de, |
| [03:52.80] | wǒ běn zì diǎn xì yǒu 72 gè dú gá, |
| [03:55.11] | dàn xì ne, wǒ gá 72 gè dú yīn ne, |
| [03:57.03] | xì free style gá, ne" |
| [03:58.56] | " hē hē..........." |
| [03:59.44] | ", xiào dé hǎo, diǎn jiě nǐ yào xiào, |
| [04:04.55] | yīn wèi nǐ wú zhī, suǒ yǐ, wǒ dōu jiǎng guò yào jiě shì, |
| [04:07.85] | , wǒ E70 gè, E72 gè dú yīn ne, |
| [04:11.44] | suí jī yìng biàn zhē, nǐ xiǎng diǎn dú jiù diǎn dú, |
| [04:14.98] | suí xīn suǒ yù, |
| [04:16.31] | suǒ yǐ nǐ yīng gāi xì mǎi wǒ běn zì diǎn gá" |
| [04:18.87] | " hā ā hā ā.........." |
| [04:20.30] | " free style, hē hē........, |
| [04:22.86] | lī D rén..."" hē hē...... hǎo lǎ, |
| [04:25.19] | wǒ dì jīn rì zhēn xì huò yì liáng duō a"" ." |
| [04:27.00] | "..."" jiā yǔ yī fēn zhōng gá shí jiān yòu dào lǎ, |
| [04:28.38] | tóng gè wèi tīng zhòng jiǎng shēng bài bài." |
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