DJ Galaxy's Dictionary

歌曲 DJ Galaxy's Dictionary
歌手 农夫
专辑 音乐大亨

歌词

[00:00.00] 作曲 : C君
[00:01.00] 作词 : 农夫
[00:08.69] 欢迎大家来到加语一分钟，依然有我C君系度，
[00:12.81] 当然唔少得我陆永啦，好荣幸我地今日可以请到一位语言权威上来。
[00:19.55] “啊，C君啊”“嗯.”“讲起哩位语言权威呢，
[00:22.88] 距简直就系语言界噶奇葩，翘楚啊，
[00:26.37] 自从距最近推出左一本字典之后呢，唔单之大卖喔，
[00:31.29] 距仲声名大嘈啊”
[00:33.53] “其中两点，最为人津津乐道噶系，
[00:36.63] 原来我地香港人成日讲错两个字，
[00:39.11] 其中系有无个有字，同埋听日个听字，
[00:43.56] 我地有请DJ Galaxy's”
[00:44.55]
[00:45.21] “ 多谢晒，多谢晒”
[00:48.81] “DJ Galaxy's 啊，
[00:49.50] 你可唔可以系度示范
[00:51.03] 一下哩两个字噶正确读音呢？”
[00:53.24] “，通常呢，读有无呢，
[00:56.02] 我惊你地会比人笑，
[00:57.79] 因为我真系未听过人读有无咯，
[01:00.15] 啊，好坦白个句，我出个本字典呢，
[01:01.94] 通常都会读个簿字噶”
[01:05.32] “呵呵...”
[01:06.07] “，笑得好，点解你地要笑呢，
[01:09.44] 因为你地未听过啊嘛，第一次听会笑，
[01:14.01] 第二次听会习惯，第三次..”
[01:16.09] “哈哈哈....”
[01:17.76]
[01:19.04] “，第三次听呢，
[01:22.59] 就会跟埋我一齐讲噶啦”
[01:25.08] “哈哈哈哈.........”
[01:25.98] “所以呢，一拍%系错噶”
[01:27.67]
[01:30.08] “哈哈哈哈............”
[01:30.79] “如果你地唔跟噶话”“哈...”
[01:32.11] “跟住，就系哩个，听日啊，
[01:38.67] 你地读，都系错噶，
[01:41.25] 我由小到大都未听过咩听日咯，
[01:44.49] 啊，如果''听日''呢，你地再讲呢，
[01:47.55] 我惊你地真系比人打添啊”
[01:49.48] “哇.....哈哈..............”
[01:50.75]
[01:51.91] “，因为我细个过时听过一个广告，
[01:54.75] 啊，叫做咩天天日报”“哈哈.......”
[01:58.54] “，其实呢，点解我要读呢，因为呢，
[02:03.06] 我系想轿正你地噶读音，系读天天，唔系听听，
[02:08.26] 啊，你地读天天日报呢，啊，先至会比人话咯，
[02:14.20] 即系好似有套卡通片，叫做孙悟天，无可能孙悟听噶嘛”
[02:19.50] “哈哈........”“好.....”
[02:25.04] “各位听众都明白啦”
[02:28.36] “系，啊，多谢啊Galaxy's喇，”
[02:31.02] “希望大家听众都听明讲咩喇”
[02:33.69] “啊....”
[02:36.36] “仲教多我地几个字样喔，
[02:38.72] 100%呢，原来系读一拍，一拍%，
[02:45.04] 啊，纠正距就讲矫正，
[02:51.17] 多谢啊Galaxy's矫正我地噶读音，
[02:54.04] 哩一度呢，有D读者噶来信，
[02:56.29] 距地就有D字呢，唔系好识读，
[02:58.66] 就想稳你帮距读翻个正音出来”
[03:01.35] “等我睇下先啊哈，D读者来信比较繁复，
[03:04.09] ，哩个读者噶来信呢，
[03:08.18] 就系讲咩，
[03:10.05] 邮差叔叔（后面唔知讲乜）..............”
[03:26.11] “好喇，相信哩一位听众...”
[03:27.19] “哈哈哈..........”
[03:27.46] “边一位听众寄来呢，你自己都唔系记清楚喇，
[03:28.40] 可能系D音太过正噶关系”
[03:29.05] “有请DJ Galaxy's帮我地读下一封来信喇”
[03:31.37] “E封呢，咩全体出动去买抗生素（后面依然听唔到）”
[03:40.49] “哦.......”
[03:41.15] “哦，我有个疑问啊，DJ Galaxy's啊”
[03:44.87] “系.”
[03:46.30] “因为呢，
[03:48.04] 我又听到你话，
[03:48.35] 听日再来过喔”
[03:49.51] “，如果有睇我本字典噶读者都会记得，
[03:52.80] 我本字典系有72个读噶，
[03:55.11] 但系呢，我噶72个读音呢，
[03:57.03] 系free style噶，呢”
[03:58.56] “呵呵...........”
[03:59.44] “，笑得好，点解你要笑，
[04:04.55] 因为你唔知，所以，我都讲过要解释，
[04:07.85] ，我E70个，E72个读音呢，
[04:11.44] 随机应变遮，你想点读就点读，
[04:14.98] 随心所欲，
[04:16.31] 所以你应该系买我本字典噶”
[04:18.87] “哈呵哈呵..........”
[04:20.30] “free style，呵呵........，
[04:22.86] 哩D人...”“呵呵......好喇，
[04:25.19] 我地今日真系获益良多啊”“嗯.”
[04:27.00] “...”“加语一分钟噶时间又到喇，
[04:28.38] 同各位听众讲声拜拜.”

拼音

[00:00.00] zuò qǔ : C jūn
[00:01.00] zuò cí : nóng fū
[00:08.69] huān yíng dà jiā lái dào jiā yǔ yī fēn zhōng, yī rán yǒu wǒ C jūn xì dù,
[00:12.81] dāng rán wú shǎo dé wǒ lù yǒng la, hǎo róng xìng wǒ dì jīn rì kě yǐ qǐng dào yī wèi yǔ yán quán wēi shàng lái.
[00:19.55] " a, C jūn a"" ."" jiǎng qǐ lī wèi yǔ yán quán wēi ne,
[00:22.88] jù jiǎn zhí jiù xì yǔ yán jiè gá qí pā, qiáo chǔ a,
[00:26.37] zì cóng jù zuì jìn tuī chū zuǒ yī běn zì diǎn zhī hòu ne, wú dān zhī dà mài ō,
[00:31.29] jù zhòng shēng míng dà cáo a"
[00:33.53] " qí zhōng liǎng diǎn, zuì wéi rén jīn jīn lè dào gá xì,
[00:36.63] yuán lái wǒ dì xiāng gǎng rén chéng rì jiǎng cuò liǎng gè zì,
[00:39.11] qí zhōng xì yǒu wú gè yǒu zì, tóng mái tīng rì gè tīng zì,
[00:43.56] wǒ dì yǒu qǐng DJ Galaxy' s"
[00:44.55]
[00:45.21] " duō xiè shài, duō xiè shài"
[00:48.81] " DJ Galaxy' s a,
[00:49.50] nǐ kě wú kě yǐ xì dù shì fàn
[00:51.03] yī xià lī liǎng gè zì gá zhèng què dú yīn ne?"
[00:53.24] ", tōng cháng ne, dú yǒu wú ne,
[00:56.02] wǒ jīng nǐ dì huì bǐ rén xiào,
[00:57.79] yīn wèi wǒ zhēn xì wèi tīng guò rén dú yǒu wú gē,
[01:00.15] a, hǎo tǎn bái gè jù, wǒ chū gè běn zì diǎn ne,
[01:01.94] tōng cháng dōu huì dú gè bù zì gá"
[01:05.32] " hē hē..."
[01:06.07] ", xiào dé hǎo, diǎn jiě nǐ dì yào xiào ne,
[01:09.44] yīn wèi nǐ dì wèi tīng guò a ma, dì yī cì tīng huì xiào,
[01:14.01] dì èr cì tīng huì xí guàn, dì sān cì.."
[01:16.09] " hā hā hā...."
[01:17.76]
[01:19.04] ", dì sān cì tīng ne,
[01:22.59] jiù huì gēn mái wǒ yī qí jiǎng gá la"
[01:25.08] " hā hā hā hā........."
[01:25.98] " suǒ yǐ ne, yī pāi xì cuò gá"
[01:27.67]
[01:30.08] " hā hā hā hā............"
[01:30.79] " rú guǒ nǐ dì wú gēn gá huà"" hā..."
[01:32.11] " gēn zhù, jiù xì lī gè, tīng rì a,
[01:38.67] nǐ dì dú, dōu xì cuò gá,
[01:41.25] wǒ yóu xiǎo dào dà dū wèi tīng guò miē tīng rì gē,
[01:44.49] a, rú guǒ'' tīng rì'' ne, nǐ dì zài jiǎng ne,
[01:47.55] wǒ jīng nǐ dì zhēn xì bǐ rén dǎ tiān a"
[01:49.48] " wa..... hā hā.............."
[01:50.75]
[01:51.91] ", yīn wèi wǒ xì gè guò shí tīng guò yí gè guǎng gào,
[01:54.75] a, jiào zuò miē tiān tiān rì bào"" hā hā......."
[01:58.54] ", qí shí ne, diǎn jiě wǒ yào dú ne, yīn wèi ne,
[02:03.06] wǒ xì xiǎng jiào zhèng nǐ dì gá dú yīn, xì dú tiān tiān, wú xì tīng tīng,
[02:08.26] a, nǐ dì dú tiān tiān rì bào ne, a, xiān zhì huì bǐ rén huà gē,
[02:14.20] jí xì hǎo sì yǒu tào kǎ tōng piàn, jiào zuò sūn wù tiān, wú kě néng sūn wù tīng gá ma"
[02:19.50] " hā hā........"" hǎo....."
[02:25.04] " gè wèi tīng zhòng dōu míng bái la"
[02:28.36] " xì, a, duō xiè a Galaxy' s lǎ,"
[02:31.02] " xī wàng dà jiā tīng zhòng dōu tīng míng jiǎng miē lǎ"
[02:33.69] " a...."
[02:36.36] " zhòng jiào duō wǒ dì jǐ gè zì yàng ō,
[02:38.72] 100 ne, yuán lái xì dú yī pāi, yī pāi,
[02:45.04] a, jiū zhèng jù jiù jiǎng jiǎo zhèng,
[02:51.17] duō xiè a Galaxy' s jiǎo zhèng wǒ dì gá dú yīn,
[02:54.04] lī yí dù ne, yǒu D dú zhě gá lái xìn,
[02:56.29] jù dì jiù yǒu D zì ne, wú xì hǎo shí dú,
[02:58.66] jiù xiǎng wěn nǐ bāng jù dú fān gè zhèng yīn chū lái"
[03:01.35] " děng wǒ dì xià xiān ā hā, D dú zhě lái xìn bǐ jiào fán fù,
[03:04.09] , lī gè dú zhě gá lái xìn ne,
[03:08.18] jiù xì jiǎng miē,
[03:10.05] yóu chāi shū shū hòu miàn wú zhī jiǎng miē.............."
[03:26.11] " hǎo lǎ, xiāng xìn lī yī wèi tīng zhòng..."
[03:27.19] " hā hā hā.........."
[03:27.46] " biān yī wèi tīng zhòng jì lái ne, nǐ zì jǐ dōu wú xì jì qīng chǔ lǎ,
[03:28.40] kě néng xì D yīn tài guò zhèng gá guān xì"
[03:29.05] " yǒu qǐng DJ Galaxy' s bāng wǒ dì dú xià yī fēng lái xìn lǎ"
[03:31.37] " E fēng ne, miē quán tǐ chū dòng qù mǎi kàng shēng sù hòu miàn yī rán tīng wú dào"
[03:40.49] " ó......."
[03:41.15] " ó, wǒ yǒu gè yí wèn a, DJ Galaxy' s a"
[03:44.87] " xì."
[03:46.30] " yīn wèi ne,
[03:48.04] wǒ yòu tīng dào nǐ huà,
[03:48.35] tīng rì zài lái guò ō"
[03:49.51] ", rú guǒ yǒu dì wǒ běn zì diǎn gá dú zhě dōu huì jì de,
[03:52.80] wǒ běn zì diǎn xì yǒu 72 gè dú gá,
[03:55.11] dàn xì ne, wǒ gá 72 gè dú yīn ne,
[03:57.03] xì free style gá, ne"
[03:58.56] " hē hē..........."
[03:59.44] ", xiào dé hǎo, diǎn jiě nǐ yào xiào,
[04:04.55] yīn wèi nǐ wú zhī, suǒ yǐ, wǒ dōu jiǎng guò yào jiě shì,
[04:07.85] , wǒ E70 gè, E72 gè dú yīn ne,
[04:11.44] suí jī yìng biàn zhē, nǐ xiǎng diǎn dú jiù diǎn dú,
[04:14.98] suí xīn suǒ yù,
[04:16.31] suǒ yǐ nǐ yīng gāi xì mǎi wǒ běn zì diǎn gá"
[04:18.87] " hā ā hā ā.........."
[04:20.30] " free style, hē hē........,
[04:22.86] lī D rén..."" hē hē...... hǎo lǎ,
[04:25.19] wǒ dì jīn rì zhēn xì huò yì liáng duō a"" ."
[04:27.00] "..."" jiā yǔ yī fēn zhōng gá shí jiān yòu dào lǎ,
[04:28.38] tóng gè wèi tīng zhòng jiǎng shēng bài bài."