|
(Difford/Tilbrook) |
|
WARNING: These lyrics are unconfirmed and may be inaccurate. |
|
They represent the best attempt at deciphering the song we have yet to see. |
|
She used to do a topless down at the |
|
Surrey Docks |
|
With tassels on her whatsits she did a t'riffic job |
|
Of raising all the eyebrows of every lunchtime mob |
|
She went with all the tossers who kick about a ball |
|
They say their club's the greatest, and she has kissed them all |
|
At the Arndale |
|
Center, she's up against the wall |
|
I can't name names cause that's not cricket |
|
I can't name names that would put me in it |
|
But that's another story in the finish |
|
I saw them at the pictures a tangled heap of love |
|
He had so many women, but only classy stuff |
|
I saw him at the clinic, a pink card up his cuff |
|
One holiday in |
|
Bognor a stag night hit the town |
|
The groom is in the car park with his trousers down |
|
But that's another story that won't be going round |
|
I can't name names cause that's not cricket |
|
I can't name names that would put me in it |
|
But that's another story in the finish |
|
The Deptford had a beano to |
|
Southend for the night |
|
With 40 crates of lager, to see the |
|
Southend lights |
|
The got home for their breakfast pissed out of their minds |
|
This girl gave me the minces so |
|
I asked her for a dance |
|
And in the death |
|
I kissed her and so |
|
I took a chance |
|
And when I went to touch her, she tried to break my arm |
|
I can't name names cause that's not cricket |
|
I can't name names that would put me in it |
|
But that's another story in the finish |