[00:24.22] | 白泡泡 幼搁嫩 |
[00:28.28] | 看到没吃实在真打算 |
[00:32.21] | 头家啊 来一碗 大碗搁满墘 |
[00:36.18] | 听讲吃了拢总免开钱 |
[00:40.24] | 朋友妻 不可戏ㄟ |
[00:44.38] | 除非朋友出差去 偶尔没关系 |
[00:48.15] | 担着害 担着惨 |
[00:50.41] | 煞来刹着顶八卦 我看这遍绝对袂消化 |
[01:12.41] | 作人无通想青菜 无通当作没人知 |
[01:16.51] | 自首咧无罪 抓到你罚双倍 |
[01:20.28] | 不搞不搞 摸摸也好 阿知影代志架大条 |
[01:24.22] | 毋通来无缘无故放火烧内裤 |
[01:28.28] | 归工想欲吃 鱼翅甲燕窝 |
[01:32.33] | 总有一天 会遇到狗屎炖米糕 |
[02:08.56] | 朋友妻 不可戏ㄟ |
[02:12.45] | 除非朋友出差去 还是不可以 |
[02:16.31] | 担着害 担着惨 |
[02:18.36] | 煞来刹着顶八卦 我看这遍绝对袂消化 |
[02:24.38] | 作人无通想青菜 无通当作没人知 |
[02:28.15] | 自首咧无罪 抓到你罚双倍 |
[02:32.21] | 不搞不搞 摸摸也好 阿知影代志架大条 |
[02:36.39] | 毋通来无缘无故放火烧内裤 |
[02:40.32] | 作人无通想青菜 无通当作没人知 |
[02:44.17] | 自首咧无罪 抓到你罚双倍 |
[02:48.19] | 不搞不搞 摸摸也好 阿知影代志架大条 |
[02:52.25] | 毋通来无缘无故放火烧内裤 |
[02:56.26] | 归工想欲吃 鱼翅甲燕窝 |
[03:00.36] | 总有一天 会遇到狗屎炖米糕 |
[00:24.22] | bai pao pao you ge nen |
[00:28.28] | kan dao mei chi shi zai zhen da suan |
[00:32.21] | tou jia a lai yi wan da wan ge man qian |
[00:36.18] | ting jiang chi le long zong mian kai qian |
[00:40.24] | peng you qi bu ke xi |
[00:44.38] | chu fei peng you chu chai qu ou er mei guan xi |
[00:48.15] | dan zhe hai dan zhe can |
[00:50.41] | sha lai sha zhe ding ba gua wo kan zhe bian jue dui mei xiao hua |
[01:12.41] | zuo ren wu tong xiang qing cai wu tong dang zuo mei ren zhi |
[01:16.51] | zi shou lie wu zui zhua dao ni fa shuang bei |
[01:20.28] | bu gao bu gao mo mo ye hao a zhi ying dai zhi jia da tiao |
[01:24.22] | wu tong lai wu yuan wu gu fang huo shao nei ku |
[01:28.28] | gui gong xiang yu chi yu chi jia yan wo |
[01:32.33] | zong you yi tian hui yu dao gou shi dun mi gao |
[02:08.56] | peng you qi bu ke xi |
[02:12.45] | chu fei peng you chu chai qu hai shi bu ke yi |
[02:16.31] | dan zhe hai dan zhe can |
[02:18.36] | sha lai sha zhe ding ba gua wo kan zhe bian jue dui mei xiao hua |
[02:24.38] | zuo ren wu tong xiang qing cai wu tong dang zuo mei ren zhi |
[02:28.15] | zi shou lie wu zui zhua dao ni fa shuang bei |
[02:32.21] | bu gao bu gao mo mo ye hao a zhi ying dai zhi jia da tiao |
[02:36.39] | wu tong lai wu yuan wu gu fang huo shao nei ku |
[02:40.32] | zuo ren wu tong xiang qing cai wu tong dang zuo mei ren zhi |
[02:44.17] | zi shou lie wu zui zhua dao ni fa shuang bei |
[02:48.19] | bu gao bu gao mo mo ye hao a zhi ying dai zhi jia da tiao |
[02:52.25] | wu tong lai wu yuan wu gu fang huo shao nei ku |
[02:56.26] | gui gong xiang yu chi yu chi jia yan wo |
[03:00.36] | zong you yi tian hui yu dao gou shi dun mi gao |
[00:24.22] | bái pào pào yòu gē nèn |
[00:28.28] | kàn dào méi chī shí zài zhēn dǎ suàn |
[00:32.21] | tóu jiā a lái yī wǎn dà wǎn gē mǎn qián |
[00:36.18] | tīng jiǎng chī le lǒng zǒng miǎn kāi qián |
[00:40.24] | péng yǒu qī bù kě xì |
[00:44.38] | chú fēi péng yǒu chū chāi qù ǒu ěr méi guān xì |
[00:48.15] | dān zhe hài dān zhe cǎn |
[00:50.41] | shā lái shā zhe dǐng bā guà wǒ kàn zhè biàn jué duì mèi xiāo huà |
[01:12.41] | zuò rén wú tōng xiǎng qīng cài wú tōng dàng zuò méi rén zhī |
[01:16.51] | zì shǒu liě wú zuì zhuā dào nǐ fá shuāng bèi |
[01:20.28] | bù gǎo bù gǎo mō mō yě hǎo ā zhī yǐng dài zhì jià dà tiáo |
[01:24.22] | wú tōng lái wú yuán wú gù fàng huǒ shāo nèi kù |
[01:28.28] | guī gōng xiǎng yù chī yú chì jiǎ yàn wō |
[01:32.33] | zǒng yǒu yì tiān huì yù dào gǒu shǐ dùn mǐ gāo |
[02:08.56] | péng yǒu qī bù kě xì |
[02:12.45] | chú fēi péng yǒu chū chāi qù hái shì bù kě yǐ |
[02:16.31] | dān zhe hài dān zhe cǎn |
[02:18.36] | shā lái shā zhe dǐng bā guà wǒ kàn zhè biàn jué duì mèi xiāo huà |
[02:24.38] | zuò rén wú tōng xiǎng qīng cài wú tōng dàng zuò méi rén zhī |
[02:28.15] | zì shǒu liě wú zuì zhuā dào nǐ fá shuāng bèi |
[02:32.21] | bù gǎo bù gǎo mō mō yě hǎo ā zhī yǐng dài zhì jià dà tiáo |
[02:36.39] | wú tōng lái wú yuán wú gù fàng huǒ shāo nèi kù |
[02:40.32] | zuò rén wú tōng xiǎng qīng cài wú tōng dàng zuò méi rén zhī |
[02:44.17] | zì shǒu liě wú zuì zhuā dào nǐ fá shuāng bèi |
[02:48.19] | bù gǎo bù gǎo mō mō yě hǎo ā zhī yǐng dài zhì jià dà tiáo |
[02:52.25] | wú tōng lái wú yuán wú gù fàng huǒ shāo nèi kù |
[02:56.26] | guī gōng xiǎng yù chī yú chì jiǎ yàn wō |
[03:00.36] | zǒng yǒu yì tiān huì yù dào gǒu shǐ dùn mǐ gāo |