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I stand in a wide flat land |
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No shadow or shade of a doubt |
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Whore the megaphone man |
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Met the girl with her hand that's |
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Covering most of her mouth |
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Fall in love with a bright idea |
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And the way a world is revealed to you |
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Fat man and dancing girl |
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And most of the show is concealed from view |
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Monkey in the middle |
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Keeps singing that tune |
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I don't want to hear it |
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Get rid of it soon |
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MC on the stage tonight |
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Is a man named Billy Purl |
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He's The International Fun Boy |
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And he knows the worth of beautiful girl |
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Stand on the tightrope |
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Never dreamed I would fall |
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Monkey in the middle |
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Keeps doing that trick |
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It's making me nervous |
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Get rid of it quick |
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I stand in a wide flat land |
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No shadow or shade of a doubt |
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Where the megaphone man |
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Met the girl with her hand |
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That's covering most of her mouth |
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Does she tell the truth? |
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Does she hide the lie? |
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Does she say it so no one can know? |
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Fat man and the dancing girl |
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And it's all part of the show |
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Stand on the tightrope |
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Never dreamed I could fall |
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Monkey in the middle |
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Keeps singing that tune |
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I don't want to hear it |
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Get rid of it soon |
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Monkey in the middle |
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Keeps doing that trick |
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It's making me nervous |
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Get rid of it quick |