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Now as I come home so drunk, I couldn't see, oh |
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There I saw a horse, no horse should be there |
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I says unto me wife, tell this to me, oh |
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How come the horse there, no horse should be there |
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You old fool, you silly fool, can't you plainly see, oh |
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Nothing but a milk cow me mother sent to me, oh |
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Miles I have travelled a thousand miles and more, oh |
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Saddle on a milk cow I've never seen before. |
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And as I come home so drunk I couldn't see, oh |
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There I saw boots, no boots should be there |
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I says unto me wife, tell this to me, oh |
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How come the boots there, no boots should be there |
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You old fool, you silly fool, can't you plainly see, oh |
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Nothing but a flower pot me mother sent to me, oh |
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Miles I have travelled a thousand miles and more, oh |
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Laces on a flower pot I've never seen before. |
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And as I come home so drunk I couldn't see, oh |
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There I saw a hat, no hat should be there |
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I says unto me wife, tell this to me, oh |
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How come the hat there, no hat should be there |
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You old fool, you silly fool, can't you plainly see, oh |
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Nothing but a chamber pot me mother sent to me, oh |
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Miles I have travelled a thousand miles and more, oh |
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Sweat-band on a chamber pot I've never seen before. |
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And as I come home so drunk I couldn't see, oh |
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There I saw a man, no man should be there |
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I says unto me wife, tell this to me, oh |
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How come the man there, no man should be there |
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You old fool, you silly fool, can't you plainly see, oh |
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Nothing but a baby me mother sent to me, oh |
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Miles I have travelled a thousand miles and more, oh |
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Whiskers on a baby I've never seen before, oh. |
