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Way too real, |
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Short Dog is just way too real |
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It's the T |
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Double, some call me $hort |
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I'm in the house once again from the |
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East to the |
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NorthYou know the west is the best coast |
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We got the best beats, we bump the best hoes |
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Living life way too fast |
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Start snitching and you might not last |
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It used to be about old pimps and macks |
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But now we got the young bucks trying to jack |
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It's a stick up, put your hands up before you get bucked |
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Got you for your watch, your link, and your green stuff |
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Everybody wants to be the man |
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And when you are, you go straight to the pen |
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Get rich quick schemes off dope fiends |
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I know you know what |
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I meanMaking big money, living stoned to the bone |
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Oakland, California is where we roam |
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Hitting this corner, that corner, everywhere |
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Bumping fly young tenders with the real big hair |
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Sassy nasty, young-ass freaks |
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Wanna ride in my car and feel the beat |
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We hit the motel, the head was swell |
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Baby had back like a big ol' whale |
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She told all her friends |
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I did her, too |
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She got dogged like |
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Scooby Doo |
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Cause in the land of macks we don't play that |
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You wanna run your mouth, you get pimp-slapped |
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And you ask me just how |
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I feelShort |
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Dog's living way too real |
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I'm living way too real, bitch |
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Short Dog in the house |
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Can't help but live real, you know what |
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I mean?Tell you some shit, though |
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Been in the game for about 10 years or more |
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Talking about shit you never did before |
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You know my macking is cracking, all of the time24-7 |
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Spitting playboy rhymes |
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I got a serious grind and it sure ain't fake |
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You slang |
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D, well I'm a slang a gang of tapes |
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Something funky fresh for you to ride to, fool |
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Bending corners in the old school |
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I seen my homie |
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Father Dom and he said "What's up?" |
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Riding in a |
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Supersport drunk as fuck |
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And when you see us, the clique is called "The Dangerous Crew" |
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We wouldn't change it for you, cause the game is true |
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Some say that the |
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Dog can't rap |
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But my bank account will prove that |
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I make G's, so you can see these nuts, hoe |
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Or get played like dominoes |
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I used to fuck a bitch from |
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San JoseBaby liked to freak all kind of ways |
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She said I was the best, couldn't settle for less |
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Had my name "Short Dog" tattooed on her chest |
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After three months |
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I called it quits |
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She tried to pop that pregnant shit |
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But like a mack, |
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I suprised her |
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Dropped her ass off at |
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KaiserNever would |
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I let her put a baby on me |
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I ain't the one, |
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I'm Step Daddy |
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I had to let her know just how |
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I feelI'm living way too real"Don't ever fuck with Too $hort""Don't ever fuck with Too $hort""Don't ever fuck with Too $hort""Don't ever fuck with Too $hort" |
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From city to city, valley to valley |
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Never seen another state on hit like |
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Cali-Fornia, where the hustlers play |
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What you wouldn't expect happens everyday |
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It's the Wild |
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Wild West |
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I'm speaking about |
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Where Clint |
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Eastwood would get socked in the mouth |
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Cause ain't nobody tripping on ranks or stripes |
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If you live the life, you gotta pay the price |
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So many youngsters die over punk shit |
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Small talk, a lotta dumb shit |
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And only God knows when you punch the clock |
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Thought he was bulletproof and got shot |
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It's either heaven or hell, him or me |
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Locked in a cell or out on the street |
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Every day on the ave another brother is killed |
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For living way too real |
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Well I'm chilling and |
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I'm willing like a villian |
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I be killing |
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Coke is it but tonight |
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I got the feeling |
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Cause it's about time for a real mack to step up |
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Pimping ain't a thing so |
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I swing on these heifers |
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Never ever feeling no remorse, of couse |
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If you try to play me out, |
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I'm a punch you in your mouth |
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And Rin Tin |
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I'll watch his chin just splatter |
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Caught him with an uppercut, there goes his bladder |
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My rhymes are fatter cause |
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I said soI'm gonna recollect a neck, mic wreck check a hoe |
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I'm making more dough than the average |
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Joe Schmoe |
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If she's fronting on the pussy then the hoe got to go |
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Out the back door, don't want to see you no more |
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You ain't |
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Deep Throat, so what you come here for? |
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Cause in the nine-tre ain't no lagging or dragging |
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Bring your ass over, get prepared for the stabbing |
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Ain't no doubt that's how |
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I feelFather |
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Dom and the |
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Playboy $hort, we're living way too real |
