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[01:46.180] | 喂喂喂 (WHICH LANGUAGE WOULD U LIKE TO USE?) |
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[02:18.490] | 我正想讲:um...喂 点知线路又有问题 |
[02:21.240] | 我只想倾句计嗟 唯有收埋系我心底 |
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[00:11.330] | wo xiang qing ju ji dian jie ni ba sheng han gui xi |
[00:14.250] | xiang si zhong fang xiang wei zhuan wan niu qu wo shen ti |
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[01:46.180] | wei wei wei WHICH LANGUAGE WOULD U LIKE TO USE? |
[01:48.750] | wei wei wei pu tong hua an 3 zi |
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[02:18.490] | wo zheng xiang jiang: um... wei dian zhi xian lu you you wen ti |
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[00:07.540] | wèi wèi wèi |
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[00:11.330] | wǒ xiǎng qīng jù jì diǎn jiě nǐ bǎ shēng hán guǐ xì |
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[00:17.150] | nǐ hā luō wǒ wèi shǐ miē zhū duō hǎo lǐ |
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[01:46.180] | wèi wèi wèi WHICH LANGUAGE WOULD U LIKE TO USE? |
[01:48.750] | wèi wèi wèi pǔ tōng huà àn 3 zì |
[01:51.340] | wèi wèi wèi wǒ dì jì biàn gōng shí jiān yǐ jīng wán bì |
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[02:15.750] | gè mì shū bǎ shēng shì guǐ qú huà yǒu shuō huà jiù liú dī |
[02:18.490] | wǒ zhèng xiǎng jiǎng: um... wèi diǎn zhī xiàn lù yòu yǒu wèn tí |
[02:21.240] | wǒ zhǐ xiǎng qīng jù jì jiē wéi yǒu shōu mái xì wǒ xīn dǐ |
[02:24.170] | wǒ xiǎng qīng jù jì nǐ yào děng wǒ ya wèi wèi wèi wèi |
[02:27.420] | bù lìng shōu fèi shàng dì mó guǐ shēng dà shēng xì nǐ xì biān wèi |