Classical Teacher (Explicit Version) - Explicit Version 歌词

歌曲	Classical Teacher (Explicit Version) - Explicit Version
歌手	Tenacious D
专辑	Rize Of The Fenix
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[00:01.14]J:]	Hey Kage
[00:01.74]K:]	Jables
[00:02.53]J:]	How goes it man?
[00:03.75]K:]	S''good… s''good
[00:05.76]J:]	Y''know I been thinking a lot about it, and um,
[00:08.23]	I just want us to be the best f*cking band in the world.
[00:10.60]K:]	Well yeah me too!
[00:11.75]J:]	There''s no point in doing it if we''re not the best.
[00:14.02]K:]	Well s''true. I agree with that.
[00:15.73]J:]	I mean what, yeah we''re gonna be,
[00:17.06]	yeah we''re really good. We''re like
[00:18.22]	almost as good as Arcade Fire, f*ck that.
[00:19.70]K:]	Yeah
[00:22.04]J:]	We gotta leave those f*ckers in the dust!
[00:23.47]K:]	What, what do you...
[00:24.89]
[00:27.82]K:]	Yeah! Yeah, well what, how do we do that though?
[00:31.65]J:] sigh]	Dude you need to f*cking have some lessons.
[00:33.73]K:]	What!
[00:34.36]J:]	I know, you''re really good but you gotta expand your game.
[00:36.15]K:]	Lessons!
[00:37.89]J:]	Y''know how Koby in the off season would go and like, learn a f*cking,
[00:41.03]	Y''know a Texas Two-Step or something, to add to his arsenal?
[00:42.46]K:]	Man, yeah, that''s true. That''s true.
[00:44.72]J:]	Well I''ve just been noticing some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy.
[00:47.65]K:]	Really?
[00:48.41]J:]	And I, I hope you''re not pissed off at me but I went ahead and hired a dude.
[00:52.18]K:]	Yeah? Oh no, what!
[00:54.77]J:]	Dude, just give it a chance will you? If you don''t like- ah hey! I
[00:56.66]	swear, if you don''t like it we''ll f*cking fire his ass. He''s out.
[01:01.52]K:]	Who is this guy? I never…
[01:02.45]J:]	His name is Felix Char
[01:03.70]K:]	Urgh, what.
[01:05.20]J:]	He''s from Spain and he is the best.
[01:08.16]K:]	Oh god…
[01:09.14]J:]	I got him from the f*cking London Phildsarmonic.
[01:10.93]K:]	Urgh, I just, I don''t know him, it seems weird!
[01:13.37]J:]	Will you just, will you just spend a minute with him?
[01:15.12]K:]	OK. Alright. I''ll spend a minute with him.
[01:18.70]J:]	OK bro, he''s right outside I''m sending him in.
[01:26.61]K:]	Oh god, OK. Why? Lessons, so stupid.
[01:27.68]F:]	Hello?
[01:28.46]K:]	Uh, hi!
[01:29.01]F:]	Hello, I am Felix Char.
[01:30.15]K:]	Hi, uh. Felix? Yeah, um.
[01:31.93]F:]	Ah, as, Jack has asked me to spend some time with you. Uh.
[01:35.36]K:]	OK, hm.
[01:36.85]F:]	One on one. So, while Jack is outside, ah we will work on your technique.
[01:43.18]K:]	OK.
[01:43.56]F:]	Can I see you pick up, is this your guitar here?
[01:45.02]K:]	Yup. Yeah, I gotta it, I gotta it right over here.
[01:46.58]F:]	Ah, it is a Fender ay? Is this a Fender?
[01:48.81]K:]	Ah well it''s a Gibson.
[01:50.07]
[01:53.04]	uh, manufacturer. Pick it up please, can you pick it up?
[01:55.49]K:]	OK. Yeah.
[01:57.70]F:]	No, no, no, d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap!
[01:59.04]K:]	What? What''d I do? What''d I do?
[02:00.24]F:]	You pick it up from the neck! This is not the way you pick up a guitar!
[02:01.96]K:]	I just picked it up, I just-
[02:03.31]F:]	No, no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, cállate tu boca, pick it up from the body.
[02:09.95]K:]	The what!
[02:10.43]F:]	The body.
[02:10.88]K:]	Oh the body! Body, OK.
[02:12.48]F:]	I''m sorry about my accent.
[02:13.84]K:]	I didn''t know, I didn''t know.
[02:15.56]F:]	Now listen to me. I want you to play, like it is a woman.
[02:19.98]	You go and play the guitar now. Play.
[02:21.81]K:]	Uh, OK? Uh.
[02:23.58]F:]	No, no, no, no, no. You, your fingers. Your fingers are too tight.
[02:27.31]K:]	They''re too tight?
[02:28.00]F:]	Yes, let me get behind you. Like this, you see?
[02:30.02]K:]	Oh! Hm.
[02:31.27]F:]	If I put my finger, on your finger.
[02:33.37]K:]	Hey!
[02:33.77]F:]	Then you can feel…
[02:34.81]K:]	I can! Wait!
[02:35.38]F:]	Sh, sh, sh, sh, shu! Finger to your mouth. I put my finger on your mouth, on your lips.
[02:37.14]K:]	Mhmhm!
[02:39.61]F:]	Yes that''s good.
[02:40.18]K:]	Hey man!
[02:41.89]F:]	Now listen hey, you want to play like an orgasm.
[02:45.02]K:]	I''m just try- what!?
[02:46.29]F:]	Feel this. Do you feel that?
[02:48.47]K:]	Oh God! This is really weird man!
[02:49.48]F:]	That''s my cock.
[02:50.19]K:]	What!
[02:51.00]F:]	That''s my cock in your butt cheeks.
[02:52.66]K:]	Oh God! Hey!
[02:53.21]F:]	Do you feel it?
[03:09.46]

[00:01.14]J:]	Hey Kage
[00:01.74]K:]	Jables
[00:02.53]J:]	How goes it man?
[00:03.75]K:]	S'' good s'' good
[00:05.76]J:]	Y'' know I been thinking a lot about it, and um,
[00:08.23]	I just want us to be the best f cking band in the world.
[00:10.60]K:]	Well yeah me too!
[00:11.75]J:]	There'' s no point in doing it if we'' re not the best.
[00:14.02]K:]	Well s'' true. I agree with that.
[00:15.73]J:]	I mean what, yeah we'' re gonna be,
[00:17.06]	yeah we'' re really good. We'' re like
[00:18.22]	almost as good as Arcade Fire, f ck that.
[00:19.70]K:]	Yeah
[00:22.04]J:]	We gotta leave those f ckers in the dust!
[00:23.47]K:]	What, what do you...
[00:24.89]
[00:27.82]K:]	Yeah! Yeah, well what, how do we do that though?
[00:31.65]J:] sigh]	Dude you need to f cking have some lessons.
[00:33.73]K:]	What!
[00:34.36]J:]	I know, you'' re really good but you gotta expand your game.
[00:36.15]K:]	Lessons!
[00:37.89]J:]	Y'' know how Koby in the off season would go and like, learn a f cking,
[00:41.03]	Y'' know a Texas TwoStep or something, to add to his arsenal?
[00:42.46]K:]	Man, yeah, that'' s true. That'' s true.
[00:44.72]J:]	Well I'' ve just been noticing some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy.
[00:47.65]K:]	Really?
[00:48.41]J:]	And I, I hope you'' re not pissed off at me but I went ahead and hired a dude.
[00:52.18]K:]	Yeah? Oh no, what!
[00:54.77]J:]	Dude, just give it a chance will you? If you don'' t like ah hey! I
[00:56.66]	swear, if you don'' t like it we'' ll f cking fire his ass. He'' s out.
[01:01.52]K:]	Who is this guy? I never
[01:02.45]J:]	His name is Felix Char
[01:03.70]K:]	Urgh, what.
[01:05.20]J:]	He'' s from Spain and he is the best.
[01:08.16]K:]	Oh god
[01:09.14]J:]	I got him from the f cking London Phildsarmonic.
[01:10.93]K:]	Urgh, I just, I don'' t know him, it seems weird!
[01:13.37]J:]	Will you just, will you just spend a minute with him?
[01:15.12]K:]	OK. Alright. I'' ll spend a minute with him.
[01:18.70]J:]	OK bro, he'' s right outside I'' m sending him in.
[01:26.61]K:]	Oh god, OK. Why? Lessons, so stupid.
[01:27.68]F:]	Hello?
[01:28.46]K:]	Uh, hi!
[01:29.01]F:]	Hello, I am Felix Char.
[01:30.15]K:]	Hi, uh. Felix? Yeah, um.
[01:31.93]F:]	Ah, as, Jack has asked me to spend some time with you. Uh.
[01:35.36]K:]	OK, hm.
[01:36.85]F:]	One on one. So, while Jack is outside, ah we will work on your technique.
[01:43.18]K:]	OK.
[01:43.56]F:]	Can I see you pick up, is this your guitar here?
[01:45.02]K:]	Yup. Yeah, I gotta it, I gotta it right over here.
[01:46.58]F:]	Ah, it is a Fender ay? Is this a Fender?
[01:48.81]K:]	Ah well it'' s a Gibson.
[01:50.07]
[01:53.04]	uh, manufacturer. Pick it up please, can you pick it up?
[01:55.49]K:]	OK. Yeah.
[01:57.70]F:]	No, no, no, ddddddd bapbapbapbapbapbapbapbap!
[01:59.04]K:]	What? What'' d I do? What'' d I do?
[02:00.24]F:]	You pick it up from the neck! This is not the way you pick up a guitar!
[02:01.96]K:]	I just picked it up, I just
[02:03.31]F:]	No, no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, ca llate tu boca, pick it up from the body.
[02:09.95]K:]	The what!
[02:10.43]F:]	The body.
[02:10.88]K:]	Oh the body! Body, OK.
[02:12.48]F:]	I'' m sorry about my accent.
[02:13.84]K:]	I didn'' t know, I didn'' t know.
[02:15.56]F:]	Now listen to me. I want you to play, like it is a woman.
[02:19.98]	You go and play the guitar now. Play.
[02:21.81]K:]	Uh, OK? Uh.
[02:23.58]F:]	No, no, no, no, no. You, your fingers. Your fingers are too tight.
[02:27.31]K:]	They'' re too tight?
[02:28.00]F:]	Yes, let me get behind you. Like this, you see?
[02:30.02]K:]	Oh! Hm.
[02:31.27]F:]	If I put my finger, on your finger.
[02:33.37]K:]	Hey!
[02:33.77]F:]	Then you can feel
[02:34.81]K:]	I can! Wait!
[02:35.38]F:]	Sh, sh, sh, sh, shu! Finger to your mouth. I put my finger on your mouth, on your lips.
[02:37.14]K:]	Mhmhm!
[02:39.61]F:]	Yes that'' s good.
[02:40.18]K:]	Hey man!
[02:41.89]F:]	Now listen hey, you want to play like an orgasm.
[02:45.02]K:]	I'' m just try what!?
[02:46.29]F:]	Feel this. Do you feel that?
[02:48.47]K:]	Oh God! This is really weird man!
[02:49.48]F:]	That'' s my cock.
[02:50.19]K:]	What!
[02:51.00]F:]	That'' s my cock in your butt cheeks.
[02:52.66]K:]	Oh God! Hey!
[02:53.21]F:]	Do you feel it?
[03:09.46]

[00:01.14]J:]	Hey Kage
[00:01.74]K:]	Jables
[00:02.53]J:]	How goes it man?
[00:03.75]K:]	S'' good s'' good
[00:05.76]J:]	Y'' know I been thinking a lot about it, and um,
[00:08.23]	I just want us to be the best f cking band in the world.
[00:10.60]K:]	Well yeah me too!
[00:11.75]J:]	There'' s no point in doing it if we'' re not the best.
[00:14.02]K:]	Well s'' true. I agree with that.
[00:15.73]J:]	I mean what, yeah we'' re gonna be,
[00:17.06]	yeah we'' re really good. We'' re like
[00:18.22]	almost as good as Arcade Fire, f ck that.
[00:19.70]K:]	Yeah
[00:22.04]J:]	We gotta leave those f ckers in the dust!
[00:23.47]K:]	What, what do you...
[00:24.89]
[00:27.82]K:]	Yeah! Yeah, well what, how do we do that though?
[00:31.65]J:] sigh]	Dude you need to f cking have some lessons.
[00:33.73]K:]	What!
[00:34.36]J:]	I know, you'' re really good but you gotta expand your game.
[00:36.15]K:]	Lessons!
[00:37.89]J:]	Y'' know how Koby in the off season would go and like, learn a f cking,
[00:41.03]	Y'' know a Texas TwoStep or something, to add to his arsenal?
[00:42.46]K:]	Man, yeah, that'' s true. That'' s true.
[00:44.72]J:]	Well I'' ve just been noticing some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy.
[00:47.65]K:]	Really?
[00:48.41]J:]	And I, I hope you'' re not pissed off at me but I went ahead and hired a dude.
[00:52.18]K:]	Yeah? Oh no, what!
[00:54.77]J:]	Dude, just give it a chance will you? If you don'' t like ah hey! I
[00:56.66]	swear, if you don'' t like it we'' ll f cking fire his ass. He'' s out.
[01:01.52]K:]	Who is this guy? I never
[01:02.45]J:]	His name is Felix Char
[01:03.70]K:]	Urgh, what.
[01:05.20]J:]	He'' s from Spain and he is the best.
[01:08.16]K:]	Oh god
[01:09.14]J:]	I got him from the f cking London Phildsarmonic.
[01:10.93]K:]	Urgh, I just, I don'' t know him, it seems weird!
[01:13.37]J:]	Will you just, will you just spend a minute with him?
[01:15.12]K:]	OK. Alright. I'' ll spend a minute with him.
[01:18.70]J:]	OK bro, he'' s right outside I'' m sending him in.
[01:26.61]K:]	Oh god, OK. Why? Lessons, so stupid.
[01:27.68]F:]	Hello?
[01:28.46]K:]	Uh, hi!
[01:29.01]F:]	Hello, I am Felix Char.
[01:30.15]K:]	Hi, uh. Felix? Yeah, um.
[01:31.93]F:]	Ah, as, Jack has asked me to spend some time with you. Uh.
[01:35.36]K:]	OK, hm.
[01:36.85]F:]	One on one. So, while Jack is outside, ah we will work on your technique.
[01:43.18]K:]	OK.
[01:43.56]F:]	Can I see you pick up, is this your guitar here?
[01:45.02]K:]	Yup. Yeah, I gotta it, I gotta it right over here.
[01:46.58]F:]	Ah, it is a Fender ay? Is this a Fender?
[01:48.81]K:]	Ah well it'' s a Gibson.
[01:50.07]
[01:53.04]	uh, manufacturer. Pick it up please, can you pick it up?
[01:55.49]K:]	OK. Yeah.
[01:57.70]F:]	No, no, no, ddddddd bapbapbapbapbapbapbapbap!
[01:59.04]K:]	What? What'' d I do? What'' d I do?
[02:00.24]F:]	You pick it up from the neck! This is not the way you pick up a guitar!
[02:01.96]K:]	I just picked it up, I just
[02:03.31]F:]	No, no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, cá llate tu boca, pick it up from the body.
[02:09.95]K:]	The what!
[02:10.43]F:]	The body.
[02:10.88]K:]	Oh the body! Body, OK.
[02:12.48]F:]	I'' m sorry about my accent.
[02:13.84]K:]	I didn'' t know, I didn'' t know.
[02:15.56]F:]	Now listen to me. I want you to play, like it is a woman.
[02:19.98]	You go and play the guitar now. Play.
[02:21.81]K:]	Uh, OK? Uh.
[02:23.58]F:]	No, no, no, no, no. You, your fingers. Your fingers are too tight.
[02:27.31]K:]	They'' re too tight?
[02:28.00]F:]	Yes, let me get behind you. Like this, you see?
[02:30.02]K:]	Oh! Hm.
[02:31.27]F:]	If I put my finger, on your finger.
[02:33.37]K:]	Hey!
[02:33.77]F:]	Then you can feel
[02:34.81]K:]	I can! Wait!
[02:35.38]F:]	Sh, sh, sh, sh, shu! Finger to your mouth. I put my finger on your mouth, on your lips.
[02:37.14]K:]	Mhmhm!
[02:39.61]F:]	Yes that'' s good.
[02:40.18]K:]	Hey man!
[02:41.89]F:]	Now listen hey, you want to play like an orgasm.
[02:45.02]K:]	I'' m just try what!?
[02:46.29]F:]	Feel this. Do you feel that?
[02:48.47]K:]	Oh God! This is really weird man!
[02:49.48]F:]	That'' s my cock.
[02:50.19]K:]	What!
[02:51.00]F:]	That'' s my cock in your butt cheeks.
[02:52.66]K:]	Oh God! Hey!
[02:53.21]F:]	Do you feel it?
[03:09.46]

Classical Teacher (Explicit Version) - Explicit Version 歌词

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