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I must admit I find it funny |
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But I might have known she'd find it dumb |
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The air hostess and the blow-up dummy |
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I'm in stitches and she's twiddling her thumbs |
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She hasn't laughed once |
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She thinks there's something wrong with my sense of humour |
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And I think there's something wrong with hers |
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Once upon a time she was easily amused |
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But now I think that joke might be getting worse |
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It was funny at first |
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I'm overjoyed when she understands |
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I could make her chuckle if she gave me half a chance |
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But the most she ever gives me is a second glance |
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She never gets a kick out of my punchlines |
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I saw her smiling during Gilligan's Island |
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I suspect sarcastically |
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Despite myself, I'm beside myself |
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My sides are splitting but so is she |
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She's laughing at me |
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I'm overjoyed when she understands |
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I could make her chuckle if she gave me half a chance |
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But the most she ever gives me is a second glance |
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She only ever gets a kick out of my punchlines |
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Sometimes |
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Give me half a chance.... |