| 歌曲 | Cliched Title For Kris |
| 歌手 | The Lucksmiths |
| 专辑 | First Tape |
| I know a girl called Kris | |
| Who believes in God and Elvis | |
| And I'm an atheist | |
| But we get on fine | |
| I know a girl called Kris | |
| Who's an astral-projectionist | |
| And I want nothing to do with it | |
| But we get on fine | |
| I know a girl called Kris | |
| Who eats celery and parsnips | |
| And I eat fish and chips | |
| But we get on fine | |
| I know a girl called Kris | |
| Who thinks leprechauns exist | |
| And I think that's a load of shit | |
| But we get on fine | |
| She's a friend of my sisters | |
| She's a friend of mine |