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Happy birthday dear Katrina |
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We hope you have a lovely day |
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Your father and I are oh so proud |
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In fact there's something he'd like to say |
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We've watched you grow from a beautiful baby into a beautiful girl |
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And as a flower of woman who has blossomed so fresh |
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You mean everything in the world |
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Happy birthday dear Katrina |
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We hope you have a lovely time |
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A few of us guys got together |
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And we bought you a cask of cheap white wine |
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There are 100 people here and you might know half of them |
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And the beer on the carpet won't stain |
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Just get drunk, fall over and embarrass yourself |
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Like you did last Saturday |
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And the one before that |
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You're the apple of my eye |
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You're the core of my life |
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But as the fruit turns sour |
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You throw up and fall down |
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And I sometimes wonder why |