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Far from handsome |
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Close to ugly |
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I pull my pants on |
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I don't look lovely |
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I wear a singlet underneath my shirt |
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I tuck it in at all times |
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And as the plot gets thicker |
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The hair on top gets thinner |
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I'm not happy but I'm near enough |
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Misunderstood |
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Much overweight |
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My eyesight's good |
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But it's not great |
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I read my horoscope today |
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What have I got to hope for? |
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Daydreaming as I do the dishes |
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Of cuddles and kisses for Mr and Mrs |
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I'm not happy but I'm near enough |
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Half-past eleven at the Clare Castle |
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Another day, another drink, another debacle |
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Sunlight makes the empty glasses sparkle |
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I hardly notice |
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I'm hopeless |
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I couldn't save myself to save myself |
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I'm not happy but I'm near enough |