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One more margarita was one bad idea |
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Now you don't know where you left your car |
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And the rent's overdue, well, imagine that |
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And you think you might die from a broken heart |
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Well, you've told us all, you're life's a total wreck |
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Then you might not want to hear what's comin' next' |
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Cause this is a honky tonk song |
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One of those get another beer, bend another ear |
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Somebody did somebody wrong songs |
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Between the pain and the pinin', cussin' and the cryin' |
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It might be ten minutes long |
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Hey, but that's okay, this is a honky tonk song |
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Now this is for |
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Alice way out in |
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DallasWho got dumped at the |
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Burger King |
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And this is for |
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Bobby who just quit his job |
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He's movin' out to |
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Nashville to sing |
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For that long haul trucker who won't be home for supper' |
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Cause he's stranded on the side of the road |
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For everybody lonesome, everybody blue, yeah |
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Yeah, this is a honky tonk song |
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One of those get another beer, bend another ear |
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Somebody did somebody wrong songs |
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Between the pain and the pinin', cussin' and the cryin' |
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It might be ten minutes long |
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Hey but that's okay, this is a honky tonk song, oh, yeah |
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It's for that good ol' boy preachin', dealin' with the deacons |
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And the little ladies with the beehive hair-do's |
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And what about the waitress who don't think she can take it |
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Standin' on her feet one more night |
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For that Nascar racer that never sees |
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The checkered flag wavin' crazy for him |
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For everyone who feels like |
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They were born to lose |
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Yeah, this is a honky tonk song |
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One of those get another beer, bend another ear |
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Somebody did somebody wrong songs |
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Between the pain and the pinin', cussin' and the cryin' |
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It might be ten minutes long |
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Hey, but that's okay, this is a honky tonk song |
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It's when the pain and the pinin', cussin' and the cryin' |
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This thing is goin' on forever, |
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LordIt feels like it's ten years long |
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Hey but that's okay this is a honky tonk song |
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It's a honky tonk song another honky tonk song |