| 歌曲 | Me and My Big Ideas |
| 歌手 | Television Personalities |
| 专辑 | Closer To God |
| Dreamt I found a million pounds | |
| On the London underground | |
| I spent it at | |
| London Zoo | |
| Maybe had a drink or two | |
| I think I need a holiday | |
| Butlins camp or | |
| St. Tropez | |
| I'll send a postcard if | |
| I canHope | |
| I die before | |
| I get a suntan | |
| I'll buy Russia's nuclear weapons | |
| Maybe take some | |
| English lessons | |
| Take tea and cakes with | |
| Charles and | |
| DiKiss a million boys and make them cry | |
| It's only me and my big ideas | |
| It's enough to drive you to tears |