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I think it's so stupid |
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Girls won't say this word |
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Like asking everyone to not say shit, say turd |
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Fall back 5 yards it's time to punt |
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I think "gash" is offensive |
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Not to mention rude |
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And I don't think about eating it |
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When I'm eating food |
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There once was some dude on T.V. |
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His name was Alan Funt |
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Just say cunt |
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Just say cunt |
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Just say cunt |
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Just say cunt |
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(Motherfucking lead guitar) |
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I hope you're not offended |
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By this little tune of mine |
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So girls please don't start to flip out |
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To say cunt is no crime |
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The littlest piglet in the litter |
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is called the runt |
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(Chorus) |