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Right here's the definitive rant |
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Slates drive me bats |
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Male slates I bait |
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Male slates, male slags |
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Male slates, male slags and apes |
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Male slags, slags slates and tapes |
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Male slags in creaky pants and scrubbed hands |
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Kill jokes, join gangs |
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Male slates, slags slates and apes |
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And slates brake hard, brake hardly |
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Break your slates for christ's sake |
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Male slags, male slates and tapes |
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Ripoff bands with creaky pants and scrubbed hands |
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Male slate, male slag |
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Knocks over your drink and pays for correct amount spilt |
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Male slags, slags slates and drapes |
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Male slags, slags slates and apes |
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Academic male slags |
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Academic male slags |
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Ream off names of books and bands |
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Ream off names of books and bands |
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Kill cultural interest in our land |
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Male slates, dead publishers sons |
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Dead publishers sons |
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In the star cold, nearly old |
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In the nearly old dead sound of some [petrol] wanker |
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Commence |
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Famous apes become great |
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Male slags, male slags and slates |
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Male slags |
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Male slags, slags slates and apes |
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Let's get on to female slates |
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Smoke your cigarettes |
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Make pins out of your whims |
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Break your balls |
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Male cunts |
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Okay mates |
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Male slates |
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Okay let's go to the valley of weights |
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Let's get on to the valley of weights |
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The valley of weights was a valley where everybody wore weights |
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And once they had rid of the weights |
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Once they got rid of the weights they become trite |
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Trite and uptight |
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Too much freedom for a small brain regime |
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Too much freedom for a small brain regime |
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Male slags, slags slates and tapes |