| 歌曲 | Visit Colonel |
| 歌手 | Thee Oh Sees |
| 专辑 | The Master's Bedroom Is Worth Spending a Night In |
| Fancy girls unite. | |
| It's a garden growing nightly. | |
| It's a terrible blight. | |
| And its growing growing nightly. | |
| He's slick but he's fixed. | |
| Rope him up on the roof so tightly. | |
| Look down on the trees. | |
| It's a forest dark and frightening. |