[00:02.040] | 恋爱症候群(live) |
[00:21.940] | 黄舒骏 |
[00:28.880] | (口白)有许多专家告诉我 |
[00:33.040] | 他们说要以理性的态度谈恋爱 |
[00:38.820] | 我常想 大概这些专家从来没有谈过恋爱 |
[00:43.620] | 不信你试看看 谈恋爱还会有理性 |
[00:50.930] | 我想那大概是假的 |
[01:27.230] | 关于恋爱症候群的发生原因 |
[01:30.180] | 至今仍然是最大的一个谜 |
[01:33.340] | 不管性别年龄职业体重学历长相和血型 |
[01:36.830] | 没有一个人可以免疫 |
[01:39.670] | 有些专家学者研究后相信 |
[01:42.760] | 恋爱是内分泌失调所引起 |
[01:45.720] | 却有别人认为恋爱属于滤过性病毒 |
[01:48.570] | 象感冒无药可救但会自动痊愈 |
[01:51.760] | 不管你同不同意 |
[01:54.950] | 自古到今许多例子证明 |
[01:58.740] | 恋爱不但是一种病态 |
[02:03.270] | 它还可能是一种变态 |
[02:08.230] | 一般发病后的初期反应 |
[02:10.950] | 会开始是改变一些生活习性 |
[02:14.210] | 洗澡洗得特别干净 |
[02:15.760] | 刷牙刷得特别用力 |
[02:17.110]半夜突然爬起来] | 弹钢琴 |
[02:20.290] | 有人每天站在阳台对路人傻笑 |
[02:23.120] | 有人突然疯疯癫癫 突然很安静 |
[02:26.340] | 有人一脸痴呆对折镜子咬着指甲打喷嚏 |
[02:29.620] | 有人对小狗骂三字经 |
[02:32.950] | 女人突然改变发型 |
[02:35.030] | 男人开始每天练着哑铃 |
[02:38.560] | 食欲不振歇斯底里四肢萎缩神经过敏发抖抽筋 |
[02:42.180] | 都出现在这时期 |
[03:00.080] | |
[03:01.340] | 随着病情越来越变本加厉 |
[03:04.100] | 人会变得格外敏感和恶心 |
[03:07.360] | 写的说的唱的都想天才诗人一般才华洋溢 |
[03:10.810] | 越肉麻越饿觉得有趣 |
[03:13.500] | 有人恋爱之后每天躲在厕所哭泣 |
[03:16.360] | 有人开记者会宣布恋爱的消息 |
[03:19.420] | 有人总是喜欢两个人躲在黑漆漆的地方 |
[03:22.650] | 象做了不可告人的事情 |
[03:26.070] | 每天忙着找人算命 |
[03:28.210] | 挖空心思改变自己配合对方的习性 |
[03:32.410] | 把每天都当作纪念日 |
[03:35.260] | 把自己当作纪念品 |
[03:40.900] | 每天漫无目的腻在一起 |
[03:43.060] | 言不及义也觉得好有趣 |
[03:46.620] | 走着坐着躺着趴着都形影不离 |
[03:49.160] | 象是两人三脚又象连体婴 |
[03:53.220] | 心里想的只有爱你爱你爱你爱你 |
[03:57.020] | 也不管家里米缸有没有米 |
[04:00.190] | 也不管路上有人示威抗议 |
[04:03.040] | 只管爱你 |
[04:05.790] | 心里想的只有爱你爱你爱你爱你 |
[04:09.680] | 也不管海峡两岸统一问题 |
[04:12.550] | 也不管衣索匹亚多少难民 |
[04:15.490] | 只管爱你 |
[04:32.160] | |
[04:34.240] | 经过一段轰轰烈烈热恋时期 |
[04:37.440] | 不久就会渐渐开始痊愈 |
[04:40.640] | 两人开始互相厌倦 |
[04:42.170] | 互相攻击对方缺点 |
[04:43.550] | 所有甜蜜都随风而去 |
[04:46.770] | 然后开始从错觉和误解中清醒 |
[04:49.450] | 惊讶自己为何如此不聪明 |
[04:52.790] | 为了爱情不管一切 |
[04:54.240] | 不顾父母朋友姐妹兄弟 |
[04:56.040] | 开始感到后悔不已 |
[04:59.230] | 然后开始感到疲惫沉闷气喘心悸牙痛头痛梦呓 |
[05:04.680] | 然后是精神不济瞳孔放大脾气暴躁四肢麻痹 |
[05:08.220] | 终于受不了要分离 |
[05:13.500] | 虽然结果颇令人伤心 |
[05:15.860] | 了解之后也没什么了不起 |
[05:19.480] | 爱情终究是握不住的云 |
[05:22.260] | 只是我想要告诉你 |
[05:31.110] | oh.... |
[06:04.720] | 在我落寞的岁月里 |
[06:07.420] | 你的温柔解脱我的孤寂 |
[06:12.360] | 带给我深深的狂喜 |
[06:15.200] | 如此颤动我的心灵 |
[06:22.830] | 轻轻诉说爱你爱你爱你爱你 |
[06:28.770] | 不管是黑夜或是黎明 |
[06:32.500] | 不管是梦中还是清醒 |
[06:36.010] | 深深爱你 |
[06:39.690] | 我要对你诉说爱你爱你爱你爱你 |
[06:44.390] | 不管是黑夜或是黎明 |
[06:50.240] | 不管是梦中还是清醒 |
[06:52.340] | 深深爱你… |
[07:00.690] | 多么幸福 |
[07:03.490] | 让我遇见你呜…… |
[07:18.360] |
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[02:17.110]半夜突然爬起来] | tan gang qin |
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[03:00.080] | |
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[04:32.160] | |
[04:34.240] | jing guo yi duan hong hong lie lie re lian shi qi |
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[05:22.260] | zhi shi wo xiang yao gao su ni |
[05:31.110] | oh.... |
[06:04.720] | zai wo luo mo de sui yue li |
[06:07.420] | ni de wen rou jie tuo wo de gu ji |
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[07:18.360] |
[00:02.040] | liàn ài zhèng hòu qún live |
[00:21.940] | huáng shū jùn |
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[00:33.040] | tā men shuō yào yǐ lǐ xìng de tài dù tán liàn ài |
[00:38.820] | wǒ cháng xiǎng dà gài zhèi xiē zhuān jiā cóng lái méi yǒu tán guò liàn ài |
[00:43.620] | bù xìn nǐ shì kàn kàn tán liàn ài hái huì yǒu lǐ xìng |
[00:50.930] | wǒ xiǎng nà dà gài shì jiǎ de |
[01:27.230] | guān yú liàn ài zhèng hòu qún de fā shēng yuán yīn |
[01:30.180] | zhì jīn réng rán shì zuì dà de yí gè mí |
[01:33.340] | bù guǎn xìng bié nián líng zhí yè tǐ zhòng xué lì zhǎng xiàng hé xuè xíng |
[01:36.830] | méi yǒu yí ge rén kě yǐ miǎn yì |
[01:39.670] | yǒu xiē zhuān jiā xué zhě yán jiū hòu xiāng xìn |
[01:42.760] | liàn ài shì nèi fēn mì shī tiáo suǒ yǐn qǐ |
[01:45.720] | què yǒu bié rén rèn wéi liàn ài shǔ yú lǜ guò xìng bìng dú |
[01:48.570] | xiàng gǎn mào wú yào kě jiù dàn huì zì dòng quán yù |
[01:51.760] | bù guǎn nǐ tóng bù tóng yì |
[01:54.950] | zì gǔ dào jīn xǔ duō lì zi zhèng míng |
[01:58.740] | liàn ài bù dàn shì yī zhǒng bìng tài |
[02:03.270] | tā hái kě néng shì yī zhǒng biàn tài |
[02:08.230] | yì bān fā bìng hòu de chū qī fǎn yìng |
[02:10.950] | huì kāi shǐ shì gǎi biàn yī xiē shēng huó xí xìng |
[02:14.210] | xǐ zǎo xǐ dé tè bié gān jìng |
[02:15.760] | shuā yá shuā dé tè bié yòng lì |
[02:17.110]半夜突然爬起来] | tán gāng qín |
[02:20.290] | yǒu rén měi tiān zhàn zài yáng tái duì lù rén shǎ xiào |
[02:23.120] | yǒu rén tū rán fēng fēng diān diān tū rán hěn ān jìng |
[02:26.340] | yǒu rén yī liǎn chī dāi duì zhé jìng zi yǎo zhe zhǐ jia dǎ pēn tì |
[02:29.620] | yǒu rén duì xiǎo gǒu mà sān zì jīng |
[02:32.950] | nǚ rén tū rán gǎi biàn fà xíng |
[02:35.030] | nán rén kāi shǐ měi tiān liàn zhe yǎ líng |
[02:38.560] | shí yù bù zhèn xiē sī dǐ lǐ sì zhī wěi suō shén jīng guò mǐn fā dǒu chōu jīn |
[02:42.180] | dōu chū xiàn zài zhè shí qī |
[03:00.080] | |
[03:01.340] | suí zhe bìng qíng yuè lái yuè biàn běn jiā lì |
[03:04.100] | rén huì biàn de gé wài mǐn gǎn hé ě xīn |
[03:07.360] | xiě de shuō de chàng de dōu xiǎng tiān cái shī rén yì bān cái huá yáng yì |
[03:10.810] | yuè ròu má yuè è jué de yǒu qù |
[03:13.500] | yǒu rén liàn ài zhī hòu měi tiān duǒ zài cè suǒ kū qì |
[03:16.360] | yǒu rén kāi jì zhě huì xuān bù liàn ài de xiāo xī |
[03:19.420] | yǒu rén zǒng shì xǐ huān liǎng gè rén duǒ zài hēi qī qī de dì fāng |
[03:22.650] | xiàng zuò liǎo bù kě gào rén de shì qíng |
[03:26.070] | měi tiān máng zhe zhǎo rén suàn mìng |
[03:28.210] | wā kōng xīn sī gǎi biàn zì jǐ pèi hé duì fāng de xí xìng |
[03:32.410] | bǎ měi tiān dū dàng zuò jì niàn rì |
[03:35.260] | bǎ zì jǐ dàng zuò jì niàn pǐn |
[03:40.900] | měi tiān màn wú mù dì nì zài yì qǐ |
[03:43.060] | yán bù jí yì yě jué de hǎo yǒu qù |
[03:46.620] | zǒu zhe zuò zhe tǎng zhe pā zhe dōu xíng yǐng bù lí |
[03:49.160] | xiàng shì liǎng rén sān jiǎo yòu xiàng lián tǐ yīng |
[03:53.220] | xīn lǐ xiǎng de zhǐ yǒu ài nǐ ài nǐ ài nǐ ài nǐ |
[03:57.020] | yě bù guǎn jiā lǐ mǐ gāng yǒu méi yǒu mǐ |
[04:00.190] | yě bù guǎn lù shàng yǒu rén shì wēi kàng yì |
[04:03.040] | zhǐ guǎn ài nǐ |
[04:05.790] | xīn lǐ xiǎng de zhǐ yǒu ài nǐ ài nǐ ài nǐ ài nǐ |
[04:09.680] | yě bù guǎn hǎi xiá liǎng àn tǒng yī wèn tí |
[04:12.550] | yě bù guǎn yī suǒ pǐ yà duō shǎo nàn mín |
[04:15.490] | zhǐ guǎn ài nǐ |
[04:32.160] | |
[04:34.240] | jīng guò yī duàn hōng hōng liè liè rè liàn shí qī |
[04:37.440] | bù jiǔ jiù huì jiàn jiàn kāi shǐ quán yù |
[04:40.640] | liǎng rén kāi shǐ hù xiāng yàn juàn |
[04:42.170] | hù xiāng gōng jī duì fāng quē diǎn |
[04:43.550] | suǒ yǒu tián mì dōu suí fēng ér qù |
[04:46.770] | rán hòu kāi shǐ cóng cuò jué hé wù jiě zhōng qīng xǐng |
[04:49.450] | jīng yà zì jǐ wèi hé rú cǐ bù cōng míng |
[04:52.790] | wèi le ài qíng bù guǎn yī qiè |
[04:54.240] | bù gù fù mǔ péng yǒu jiě mèi xiōng dì |
[04:56.040] | kāi shǐ gǎn dào hòu huǐ bù yǐ |
[04:59.230] | rán hòu kāi shǐ gǎn dào pí bèi chén mēn qì chuǎn xīn jì yá tòng tóu tòng mèng yì |
[05:04.680] | rán hòu shì jīng shén bù jì tóng kǒng fàng dà pí qi bào zào sì zhī má bì |
[05:08.220] | zhōng yú shòu bù liǎo yào fēn lí |
[05:13.500] | suī rán jié guǒ pō lìng rén shāng xīn |
[05:15.860] | liǎo jiě zhī hòu yě méi shén me liǎo bù qǐ |
[05:19.480] | ài qíng zhōng jiū shì wò bú zhù de yún |
[05:22.260] | zhǐ shì wǒ xiǎng yào gào sù nǐ |
[05:31.110] | oh.... |
[06:04.720] | zài wǒ luò mò de suì yuè lǐ |
[06:07.420] | nǐ de wēn róu jiě tuō wǒ de gū jì |
[06:12.360] | dài gěi wǒ shēn shēn de kuáng xǐ |
[06:15.200] | rú cǐ chàn dòng wǒ de xīn líng |
[06:22.830] | qīng qīng sù shuō ài nǐ ài nǐ ài nǐ ài nǐ |
[06:28.770] | bù guǎn shì hēi yè huò shì lí míng |
[06:32.500] | bù guǎn shì mèng zhōng hái shì qīng xǐng |
[06:36.010] | shēn shēn ài nǐ |
[06:39.690] | wǒ yào duì nǐ sù shuō ài nǐ ài nǐ ài nǐ ài nǐ |
[06:44.390] | bù guǎn shì hēi yè huò shì lí míng |
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