| 歌曲 | Skratz |
| 歌手 | The Residents |
| 专辑 | Meet The Residents |
| 作词 : Residents | |
| The bedposts are cool to the touch | |
| The sheets are crumpled into an Oldenburg | |
| Three hairs rolled over his undershirt | |
| A spare tire rolled under his overshirt | |
| But ... Scratz, scratz, scratz, scratz | |
| (Dirty Fingernail) | |
| Ollie wasn't young like he was last night | |
| Scratz, scratz, scratz, scratz | |
| (Dirty Fingernails) | |
| The sheets still showed the yellow spot | |
| Ann ran her tongue along the ridges by the Gulf | |
| Thoughts slipped into valleys | |
| Concealed by dense Mexicali underbush hair | |
| A flag ran up his pole | |
| And waved firmness with wings | |
| But ... Scratz, scratz, scratz, scratz | |
| (Dirty Fingernails) | |
| Ollie wasn't at all as young like he was last night | |
| Scratz, scratz, scratz, scratz | |
| (Dirty Fingernails) | |
| The sheets still showed the yellow spot |
| zuò cí : Residents | |
| The bedposts are cool to the touch | |
| The sheets are crumpled into an Oldenburg | |
| Three hairs rolled over his undershirt | |
| A spare tire rolled under his overshirt | |
| But ... Scratz, scratz, scratz, scratz | |
| Dirty Fingernail | |
| Ollie wasn' t young like he was last night | |
| Scratz, scratz, scratz, scratz | |
| Dirty Fingernails | |
| The sheets still showed the yellow spot | |
| Ann ran her tongue along the ridges by the Gulf | |
| Thoughts slipped into valleys | |
| Concealed by dense Mexicali underbush hair | |
| A flag ran up his pole | |
| And waved firmness with wings | |
| But ... Scratz, scratz, scratz, scratz | |
| Dirty Fingernails | |
| Ollie wasn' t at all as young like he was last night | |
| Scratz, scratz, scratz, scratz | |
| Dirty Fingernails | |
| The sheets still showed the yellow spot |