| 歌曲 | Hello Skinny |
| 歌手 | The Residents |
| 专辑 | Duck Stab |
| Skinny was born in a bathtub | |
| And he grew so incredibly | |
| Even the end of an eyedropper | |
| Sucked him in | |
| Skinny never knew any questiong | |
| Skinny never looked at the lights | |
| But Skinny sold something | |
| Every single night | |
| Skinny sold a soldier to me | |
| Skinny sold a wife | |
| Skinny sold a suction cup | |
| And a knife | |
| Skinny found a Hello Dolly | |
| Record in the hall | |
| He sold it to a truck driver | |
| In the fall |