歌曲 | 黑白郎君 |
歌手 | 霹雳英雄 |
专辑 | 霹雳英雄榜之风起云涌贰 |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:28.03] | 旁白:奔奔奔,一台神秘马车在树林狂奔 |
[00:45.93] | 黑白:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
[00:49.87] | 别人的快乐,就是我的失败啦 |
[00:55.19] | 啊不对,别人的失败,就是我的快乐啦 |
[01:10.81] | 旁白:幽灵马车有如离弦之箭,急速飞驰 |
[01:14.68] | 时速由80、100、120、140、160、180、200 |
[01:19.54] | 而且还继续在催,220、240、 260 破表了! |
[01:42.64] | 黑白:现在是什么情形?我无叫你停,你是安怎停? |
[01:51.19] | 马:咩~~~~ |
[01:55.70] | 黑白:破轮?咁有影,待我观来。 |
[02:09.66] | 果然破轮了,真没当,才催到260就破轮。 |
[02:16.87] | 人说便宜没好货,这下媠氣。 |
[02:21.66] | 在这个树林地界,前无村,后无店,要如何是好? |
[02:31.64] | 旁白:黑白郎君正在发愁的时候,这只马说话了 |
[02:36.07] | 马:咩~~~~~~~~ |
[02:41.22] | 黑白:对啊,没你提醒,我险险给忘记了, |
[02:47.52] | 我有带台湾大哥哥的行动电话 |
[02:59.00] | (按键声) |
[03:08.04] | (响铃声) |
[03:17.44] | 黑白:喂,大霹雳保养场? |
[03:22.57] | 修车:是,有什么需要我们服务的? |
[03:26.24] | 黑白:我在树林高速路,大约三百二十公里破轮 |
[03:32.19] | 赶紧来给我换轮 |
[03:35.23] | 修车:没问题,请问你是什么车种? |
[03:39.09] | 黑白:是哀一路哀,一匹马力跑车 |
[03:43.85] | 马:咩~~~~ |
[03:46.65] | 黑白:十匹马力。 |
[03:48.74] | 马:咩~~~~ |
[03:51.28] | 黑白:诶?一百匹马力好不好? |
[03:55.04] | 马:咩~咩~咩~咩~咩~ |
[04:00.29] | 黑白:明明就一匹马力而已,偏偏说一百匹马力,真臭屁。 |
[04:07.75] | 喂,我在赶时间,请你们动作快一点。 |
[04:13.28] | 修车:没问题,马上到 |
[04:21.05] | 黑白:哎呀呀呀呀。这么快 |
[04:25.53] | 修车:一通电话,马上服务。 |
[04:28.46] | 黑白:你们的保养场是在哪里?哪有这么快? |
[04:33.42] | 修车:我们的保养场在后台 |
[04:35.87] | 黑白:这就难怪了。 |
[04:37.80] | 喂,我想要换高级一点的轮子。 |
[04:42.19] | 修车:放心,双b,正品跑车高速轮,而且是防弹 |
[04:47.99] | 黑白:好啊,我喜欢,赶紧替我换上吧 |
[04:54.54] | 修车:马上换 |
[05:05.00] | 修车:这位先生,轮换好了,总共一万二 |
[05:08.12] | 你是要付现金,还是要刷卡? |
[05:11.50] | 黑白:我要记账 |
[05:13.58] | 修车:记账? |
[05:14.59] | 黑白:对,记账然后找黄文泽收 |
[05:19.27] | 修车:黄文泽?额,他是什么人?我不认识他啊。 |
[05:22.96] | 黑白:哈?连头家都不认识,白目! |
[05:32.27] | 黑白:别人的失败就是我的快乐啦~ |
[05:37.11] | 马:咩~~~~咩~~~~咩~~~~ |
[05:43.23] | 黑白:好了,很多了,麦跟着我念,我们就准备出发吧 |
[05:51.38] | 马:咩~~~~~ |
[05:57.41] | 黑白:喂,笨马,我还没上车嘞 |
[00:28.03] | pang bai: ben ben ben, yi tai shen mi ma che zai shu lin kuang ben |
[00:45.93] | hei bai: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
[00:49.87] | bie ren de kuai le, jiu shi wo de shi bai la |
[00:55.19] | a bu dui, bie ren de shi bai, jiu shi wo de kuai le la |
[01:10.81] | pang bai: you ling ma che you ru li xian zhi jian, ji su fei chi |
[01:14.68] | shi su you 80 100 120 140 160 180 200 |
[01:19.54] | er qie hai ji xu zai cui, 220 240 260 po biao le! |
[01:42.64] | hei bai: xian zai shi shen me qing xing? wo wu jiao ni ting, ni shi an zen ting? |
[01:51.19] | ma: mie |
[01:55.70] | hei bai: po lun? han you ying, dai wo guan lai. |
[02:09.66] | guo ran po lun le, zhen mei dang, cai cui dao 260 jiu po lun. |
[02:16.87] | ren shuo pian yi mei hao huo, zhe xia tuo qi. |
[02:21.66] | zai zhe ge shu lin di jie, qian wu cun, hou wu dian, yao ru he shi hao? |
[02:31.64] | pang bai: hei bai lang jun zheng zai fa chou de shi hou, zhe zhi ma shuo hua le |
[02:36.07] | ma: mie |
[02:41.22] | hei bai: dui a, mei ni ti xing, wo xian xian gei wang ji le, |
[02:47.52] | wo you dai tai wan da ge ge de xing dong dian hua |
[02:59.00] | an jian sheng |
[03:08.04] | xiang ling sheng |
[03:17.44] | hei bai: wei, da pi li bao yang chang? |
[03:22.57] | xiu che: shi, you shen me xu yao wo men fu wu de? |
[03:26.24] | hei bai: wo zai shu lin gao su lu, da yue san bai er shi gong li po lun |
[03:32.19] | gan jin lai gei wo huan lun |
[03:35.23] | xiu che: mei wen ti, qing wen ni shi shen me che zhong? |
[03:39.09] | hei bai: shi ai yi lu ai, yi pi ma li pao che |
[03:43.85] | ma: mie |
[03:46.65] | hei bai: shi pi ma li. |
[03:48.74] | ma: mie |
[03:51.28] | hei bai: ei? yi bai pi ma li hao bu hao? |
[03:55.04] | ma: mie mie mie mie mie |
[04:00.29] | hei bai: ming ming jiu yi pi ma li er yi, pian pian shuo yi bai pi ma li, zhen chou pi. |
[04:07.75] | wei, wo zai gan shi jian, qing ni men dong zuo kuai yi dian. |
[04:13.28] | xiu che: mei wen ti, ma shang dao |
[04:21.05] | hei bai: ai ya ya ya ya. zhe me kuai |
[04:25.53] | xiu che: yi tong dian hua, ma shang fu wu. |
[04:28.46] | hei bai: ni men de bao yang chang shi zai na li? na you zhe me kuai? |
[04:33.42] | xiu che: wo men de bao yang chang zai hou tai |
[04:35.87] | hei bai: zhe jiu nan guai le. |
[04:37.80] | wei, wo xiang yao huan gao ji yi dian de lun zi. |
[04:42.19] | xiu che: fang xin, shuang b, zheng pin pao che gao su lun, er qie shi fang dan |
[04:47.99] | hei bai: hao a, wo xi huan, gan jin ti wo huan shang ba |
[04:54.54] | xiu che: ma shang huan |
[05:05.00] | xiu che: zhe wei xian sheng, lun huan hao le, zong gong yi wan er |
[05:08.12] | ni shi yao fu xian jin, hai shi yao shua ka? |
[05:11.50] | hei bai: wo yao ji zhang |
[05:13.58] | xiu che: ji zhang? |
[05:14.59] | hei bai: dui, ji zhang ran hou zhao huang wen ze shou |
[05:19.27] | xiu che: huang wen ze? e, ta shi shen me ren? wo bu ren shi ta a. |
[05:22.96] | hei bai: ha? lian tou jia dou bu ren shi, bai mu! |
[05:32.27] | hei bai: bie ren de shi bai jiu shi wo de kuai le la |
[05:37.11] | ma: mie mie mie |
[05:43.23] | hei bai: hao le, hen duo le, mai gen zhe wo nian, wo men jiu zhun bei chu fa ba |
[05:51.38] | ma: mie |
[05:57.41] | hei bai: wei, ben ma, wo hai mei shang che lei |
[00:28.03] | páng bái: bēn bēn bēn, yī tái shén mì mǎ chē zài shù lín kuáng bēn |
[00:45.93] | hēi bái: hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
[00:49.87] | bié rén de kuài lè, jiù shì wǒ de shī bài la |
[00:55.19] | a bú duì, bié rén de shī bài, jiù shì wǒ de kuài lè la |
[01:10.81] | páng bái: yōu líng mǎ chē yǒu rú lí xián zhī jiàn, jí sù fēi chí |
[01:14.68] | shí sù yóu 80 100 120 140 160 180 200 |
[01:19.54] | ér qiě hái jì xù zài cuī, 220 240 260 pò biǎo le! |
[01:42.64] | hēi bái: xiàn zài shì shén me qíng xíng? wǒ wú jiào nǐ tíng, nǐ shì ān zěn tíng? |
[01:51.19] | mǎ: miē |
[01:55.70] | hēi bái: pò lún? hán yǒu yǐng, dài wǒ guān lái. |
[02:09.66] | guǒ rán pò lún le, zhēn méi dāng, cái cuī dào 260 jiù pò lún. |
[02:16.87] | rén shuō pián yí méi hǎo huò, zhè xià tuǒ qì. |
[02:21.66] | zài zhè gè shù lín dì jiè, qián wú cūn, hòu wú diàn, yào rú hé shì hǎo? |
[02:31.64] | páng bái: hēi bái láng jūn zhèng zài fā chóu de shí hòu, zhè zhǐ mǎ shuō huà le |
[02:36.07] | mǎ: miē |
[02:41.22] | hēi bái: duì a, méi nǐ tí xǐng, wǒ xiǎn xiǎn gěi wàng jì le, |
[02:47.52] | wǒ yǒu dài tái wān dà gē ge de xíng dòng diàn huà |
[02:59.00] | àn jiàn shēng |
[03:08.04] | xiǎng líng shēng |
[03:17.44] | hēi bái: wèi, dà pī lì bǎo yǎng chǎng? |
[03:22.57] | xiū chē: shì, yǒu shén me xū yào wǒ men fú wù de? |
[03:26.24] | hēi bái: wǒ zài shù lín gāo sù lù, dà yuē sān bǎi èr shí gōng lǐ pò lún |
[03:32.19] | gǎn jǐn lái gěi wǒ huàn lún |
[03:35.23] | xiū chē: méi wèn tí, qǐng wèn nǐ shì shén me chē zhǒng? |
[03:39.09] | hēi bái: shì āi yí lù āi, yī pǐ mǎ lì pǎo chē |
[03:43.85] | mǎ: miē |
[03:46.65] | hēi bái: shí pǐ mǎ lì. |
[03:48.74] | mǎ: miē |
[03:51.28] | hēi bái: éi? yī bǎi pǐ mǎ lì hǎo bù hǎo? |
[03:55.04] | mǎ: miē miē miē miē miē |
[04:00.29] | hēi bái: míng míng jiù yī pǐ mǎ lì ér yǐ, piān piān shuō yī bǎi pǐ mǎ lì, zhēn chòu pì. |
[04:07.75] | wèi, wǒ zài gǎn shí jiān, qǐng nǐ men dòng zuò kuài yì diǎn. |
[04:13.28] | xiū chē: méi wèn tí, mǎ shàng dào |
[04:21.05] | hēi bái: āi yā yā yā ya. zhè me kuài |
[04:25.53] | xiū chē: yī tòng diàn huà, mǎ shàng fú wù. |
[04:28.46] | hēi bái: nǐ men de bǎo yǎng chǎng shì zài nǎ lǐ? nǎ yǒu zhè me kuài? |
[04:33.42] | xiū chē: wǒ men de bǎo yǎng chǎng zài hòu tái |
[04:35.87] | hēi bái: zhè jiù nán guài le. |
[04:37.80] | wèi, wǒ xiǎng yào huàn gāo jí yì diǎn de lún zi. |
[04:42.19] | xiū chē: fàng xīn, shuāng b, zhèng pǐn pǎo chē gāo sù lún, ér qiě shì fáng dàn |
[04:47.99] | hēi bái: hǎo a, wǒ xǐ huān, gǎn jǐn tì wǒ huàn shàng ba |
[04:54.54] | xiū chē: mǎ shàng huàn |
[05:05.00] | xiū chē: zhè wèi xiān shēng, lún huàn hǎo le, zǒng gòng yī wàn èr |
[05:08.12] | nǐ shì yào fù xiàn jīn, hái shì yào shuā kǎ? |
[05:11.50] | hēi bái: wǒ yào jì zhàng |
[05:13.58] | xiū chē: jì zhàng? |
[05:14.59] | hēi bái: duì, jì zhàng rán hòu zhǎo huáng wén zé shōu |
[05:19.27] | xiū chē: huáng wén zé? é, tā shì shén me rén? wǒ bù rèn shi tā a. |
[05:22.96] | hēi bái: hā? lián tóu jiā dōu bù rèn shi, bái mù! |
[05:32.27] | hēi bái: bié rén de shī bài jiù shì wǒ de kuài lè la |
[05:37.11] | mǎ: miē miē miē |
[05:43.23] | hēi bái: hǎo le, hěn duō le, mài gēn zhe wǒ niàn, wǒ men jiù zhǔn bèi chū fā ba |
[05:51.38] | mǎ: miē |
[05:57.41] | hēi bái: wèi, bèn mǎ, wǒ hái méi shàng chē lei |