Jason Waste 歌词
| 歌曲 | Jason Waste |
| 歌手 | Sway |
| 专辑 | The Signature |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : D. Safo | |
| 作曲 : Sway | |
| Hi my name is Jason and I'm not gay | |
| [People are so damn crazy up in Jason's world] | |
| People call me a waste man, cause I haven't got a job (what a knob) | |
| [He don't wanna get out of bed] | |
| Bed, up, make tea, shower, eat | |
| Paste, wee, change, go, make teas | |
| Alarm, snooze back to sleep | |
| All of my little brothers, always call me a waste man | |
| [Waste man, waste man] | |
| Because I'm 27, and I'm living down in the basement | |
| [Waste man] | |
| I'm so complacent, so I will stay here | |
| They're banging on my door, but I won't chase 'em | |
| Cause I'm so lazy, the last few days I | |
| Haven't seen daylight, haven't shaved | |
| And they can say what they like, they just hate me | |
| Cause I never let 'em have a go on my PlayStation (piss off) | |
| They said I'm fat I need to go to the gym | |
| I don't wanna be fat, I wanna be slim | |
| Did a minute on the treadmill went for a swim | |
| Little kids jumped out soon as I jumped in | |
| Now I'm in the changing room | |
| Hi my name is Jason and I'm not gay | |
| I'm looking at your thing but it's not what you think | |
| I'm think to myself why is mine not as big | |
| So I think dirty thoughts so I can get it bigger | |
| Beyonce, look at me now I'm a killer | |
| I said I'm not gay go away stop wishing | |
| I just wanted a bit of stiff competition | |
| [Erm, sorry Jason] | |
| What, what do you want? | |
| [We've just had a complaint] | |
| Piss off | |
| [From a very valued client] | |
| I said piss off | |
| [Sadly resulting in us revoking your membership] | |
| Shut up I don't care | |
| This is a crap gym | |
| [Well, mate, just leave, please] | |
| It doesn't work, how do I know it works | |
| I'm still fat, why am I still fat | |
| [Just go, please] | |
| It's a shit gym | |
| Sod off | |
| I got a baby mum and a lovely little son | |
| Lovely boy but his is mum is very very dumb | |
| I was very very drunk, I told her lot of secrets | |
| Very very drunk, I told her not to keep it | |
| Anyway she had it, sorry had him, Darren | |
| His grandmother Karen, wanted to call him Gavin | |
| But I didn't have it, I was working at Maplin | |
| Gavin was my manager and I wanted to slap him | |
| Cause he wanted to sack me, cause I wanted to stab him | |
| Cause my girl liked him and she wanted to **** him | |
| He's a bit bigger, but I know I could have him | |
| As a matter of fact he kinda looks like Darren | |
| I still got sacked and this is how it happened | |
| Some Nigerian guy called Tunde | |
| Who told me to call him Thomas for short | |
| Walked into the store, said he wanted to talk | |
| At first I wasn't sure, but because he was nice, to me | |
| And he kinda showed me his nine | |
| He brought a lot of stuff and he told me to swine | |
| But this is a woman's car | |
| [Shut up it's for my wife) | |
| He would come in like every fortnight | |
| And buy the same iPod 4 times | |
| Apparently he was doing the same thing with Tariq | |
| Who told the police my name when it happened (It was Jason) | |
| [Hello Jason] | |
| What? | |
| [We're from the Metropolitan Police fraud department) | |
| Police! | |
| [We'd like ask you a few...] | |
| Oink oink! | |
| [Excuse me?] | |
| Oink, you're a pig | |
| [Excuse me?!] | |
| Listen go away man, I don't wanna get arrested | |
| I wanna rest, I wanna sleep | |
| [Look, you're coming with me] | |
| All my little brothers smoke weed | |
| [Oh my goodness] | |
| Come and arrest them, or they'll do murder | |
| Bed | |
| I can sleep till the world ends | |
| And I ain't in a rush for a girlfriend | |
| All I ever do is fail them | |
| Cause all I ever do is tell them the true | |
| If you're fat you're fat, *****, ain't nothing wrong with that | |
| Don't switch I'm, just telling you a fact | |
| Do you think you're thin? | |
| [Well no] | |
| Well then | |
| [I hate you!] | |
| I abuse most of them | |
| I think that's how I lose most of them | |
| I don't want to get too close to them | |
| After what happened to Elton in school | |
| Elton was cool | |
| But he had a girlfriend that didn't want to do things he wanted to | |
| Do | |
| [I said no!] | |
| She said no but he went ahead and felt her | |
| [Get off me!] | |
| I think he's just coming out of Feltham | |
| My last girl was a wannabe WAG | |
| [Hi!] | |
| Who went everywhere in a cab | |
| I told her I'm rich | |
| She took me to Harrod | |
| And picked up this Gucci worth a grand | |
| I went quiet like words from my gran | |
| Cause that's too much to spend on a slag | |
| I mean that's too much to spend on a bag | |
| As soon as we got to the till, I ran | |
| [Where you going?!] | |
| Then my mobile rang | |
| ['Ello?] | |
| It was my first love, Ann | |
| [Hi Jason] | |
| She said she split up with her man | |
| [He's gone] | |
| And she's in need of a bang | |
| [Come round] | |
| I said I'll be on a bus in a minute | |
| She said "you better not bust in a minute" | |
| I got prang and rushed to the chemist | |
| Excuse me, have you got anything for men that ********* premature? | |
| [Oh yes] | |
| He took me to the back of the store | |
| He gave me a spray, what's this for? | |
| [Put a little on the top just before] | |
| Got to her house, clock says 4 | |
| She's worn out, I'm wanting more | |
| Cause she's sore she went down south | |
| And I think she's saying she can't feel her mouth | |
| Oi, Anna, speak loud | |
| Are you saying you can't feel your mouth? | |
| [Mm mm mm!] | |
| Are you saying where is this mouse? | |
| What, you want me to take your couch? | |
| Look if you want to kiss me, out | |
| That's when she kicked me, ouch | |
| I think she's trying to kick me out | |
| Just tell me if you wanna get me out | |
| I'm gone |
| zuo ci : D. Safo | |
| zuo qu : Sway | |
| Hi my name is Jason and I' m not gay | |
| People are so damn crazy up in Jason' s world | |
| People call me a waste man, cause I haven' t got a job what a knob | |
| He don' t wanna get out of bed | |
| Bed, up, make tea, shower, eat | |
| Paste, wee, change, go, make teas | |
| Alarm, snooze back to sleep | |
| All of my little brothers, always call me a waste man | |
| Waste man, waste man | |
| Because I' m 27, and I' m living down in the basement | |
| Waste man | |
| I' m so complacent, so I will stay here | |
| They' re banging on my door, but I won' t chase ' em | |
| Cause I' m so lazy, the last few days I | |
| Haven' t seen daylight, haven' t shaved | |
| And they can say what they like, they just hate me | |
| Cause I never let ' em have a go on my PlayStation piss off | |
| They said I' m fat I need to go to the gym | |
| I don' t wanna be fat, I wanna be slim | |
| Did a minute on the treadmill went for a swim | |
| Little kids jumped out soon as I jumped in | |
| Now I' m in the changing room | |
| Hi my name is Jason and I' m not gay | |
| I' m looking at your thing but it' s not what you think | |
| I' m think to myself why is mine not as big | |
| So I think dirty thoughts so I can get it bigger | |
| Beyonce, look at me now I' m a killer | |
| I said I' m not gay go away stop wishing | |
| I just wanted a bit of stiff competition | |
| Erm, sorry Jason | |
| What, what do you want? | |
| We' ve just had a complaint | |
| Piss off | |
| From a very valued client | |
| I said piss off | |
| Sadly resulting in us revoking your membership | |
| Shut up I don' t care | |
| This is a crap gym | |
| Well, mate, just leave, please | |
| It doesn' t work, how do I know it works | |
| I' m still fat, why am I still fat | |
| Just go, please | |
| It' s a shit gym | |
| Sod off | |
| I got a baby mum and a lovely little son | |
| Lovely boy but his is mum is very very dumb | |
| I was very very drunk, I told her lot of secrets | |
| Very very drunk, I told her not to keep it | |
| Anyway she had it, sorry had him, Darren | |
| His grandmother Karen, wanted to call him Gavin | |
| But I didn' t have it, I was working at Maplin | |
| Gavin was my manager and I wanted to slap him | |
| Cause he wanted to sack me, cause I wanted to stab him | |
| Cause my girl liked him and she wanted to him | |
| He' s a bit bigger, but I know I could have him | |
| As a matter of fact he kinda looks like Darren | |
| I still got sacked and this is how it happened | |
| Some Nigerian guy called Tunde | |
| Who told me to call him Thomas for short | |
| Walked into the store, said he wanted to talk | |
| At first I wasn' t sure, but because he was nice, to me | |
| And he kinda showed me his nine | |
| He brought a lot of stuff and he told me to swine | |
| But this is a woman' s car | |
| Shut up it' s for my wife | |
| He would come in like every fortnight | |
| And buy the same iPod 4 times | |
| Apparently he was doing the same thing with Tariq | |
| Who told the police my name when it happened It was Jason | |
| Hello Jason | |
| What? | |
| We' re from the Metropolitan Police fraud department | |
| Police! | |
| We' d like ask you a few... | |
| Oink oink! | |
| Excuse me? | |
| Oink, you' re a pig | |
| Excuse me?! | |
| Listen go away man, I don' t wanna get arrested | |
| I wanna rest, I wanna sleep | |
| Look, you' re coming with me | |
| All my little brothers smoke weed | |
| Oh my goodness | |
| Come and arrest them, or they' ll do murder | |
| Bed | |
| I can sleep till the world ends | |
| And I ain' t in a rush for a girlfriend | |
| All I ever do is fail them | |
| Cause all I ever do is tell them the true | |
| If you' re fat you' re fat, , ain' t nothing wrong with that | |
| Don' t switch I' m, just telling you a fact | |
| Do you think you' re thin? | |
| Well no | |
| Well then | |
| I hate you! | |
| I abuse most of them | |
| I think that' s how I lose most of them | |
| I don' t want to get too close to them | |
| After what happened to Elton in school | |
| Elton was cool | |
| But he had a girlfriend that didn' t want to do things he wanted to | |
| Do | |
| I said no! | |
| She said no but he went ahead and felt her | |
| Get off me! | |
| I think he' s just coming out of Feltham | |
| My last girl was a wannabe WAG | |
| Hi! | |
| Who went everywhere in a cab | |
| I told her I' m rich | |
| She took me to Harrod | |
| And picked up this Gucci worth a grand | |
| I went quiet like words from my gran | |
| Cause that' s too much to spend on a slag | |
| I mean that' s too much to spend on a bag | |
| As soon as we got to the till, I ran | |
| Where you going?! | |
| Then my mobile rang | |
| ' Ello? | |
| It was my first love, Ann | |
| Hi Jason | |
| She said she split up with her man | |
| He' s gone | |
| And she' s in need of a bang | |
| Come round | |
| I said I' ll be on a bus in a minute | |
| She said " you better not bust in a minute" | |
| I got prang and rushed to the chemist | |
| Excuse me, have you got anything for men that premature? | |
| Oh yes | |
| He took me to the back of the store | |
| He gave me a spray, what' s this for? | |
| Put a little on the top just before | |
| Got to her house, clock says 4 | |
| She' s worn out, I' m wanting more | |
| Cause she' s sore she went down south | |
| And I think she' s saying she can' t feel her mouth | |
| Oi, Anna, speak loud | |
| Are you saying you can' t feel your mouth? | |
| Mm mm mm! | |
| Are you saying where is this mouse? | |
| What, you want me to take your couch? | |
| Look if you want to kiss me, out | |
| That' s when she kicked me, ouch | |
| I think she' s trying to kick me out | |
| Just tell me if you wanna get me out | |
| I' m gone |
| zuò cí : D. Safo | |
| zuò qǔ : Sway | |
| Hi my name is Jason and I' m not gay | |
| People are so damn crazy up in Jason' s world | |
| People call me a waste man, cause I haven' t got a job what a knob | |
| He don' t wanna get out of bed | |
| Bed, up, make tea, shower, eat | |
| Paste, wee, change, go, make teas | |
| Alarm, snooze back to sleep | |
| All of my little brothers, always call me a waste man | |
| Waste man, waste man | |
| Because I' m 27, and I' m living down in the basement | |
| Waste man | |
| I' m so complacent, so I will stay here | |
| They' re banging on my door, but I won' t chase ' em | |
| Cause I' m so lazy, the last few days I | |
| Haven' t seen daylight, haven' t shaved | |
| And they can say what they like, they just hate me | |
| Cause I never let ' em have a go on my PlayStation piss off | |
| They said I' m fat I need to go to the gym | |
| I don' t wanna be fat, I wanna be slim | |
| Did a minute on the treadmill went for a swim | |
| Little kids jumped out soon as I jumped in | |
| Now I' m in the changing room | |
| Hi my name is Jason and I' m not gay | |
| I' m looking at your thing but it' s not what you think | |
| I' m think to myself why is mine not as big | |
| So I think dirty thoughts so I can get it bigger | |
| Beyonce, look at me now I' m a killer | |
| I said I' m not gay go away stop wishing | |
| I just wanted a bit of stiff competition | |
| Erm, sorry Jason | |
| What, what do you want? | |
| We' ve just had a complaint | |
| Piss off | |
| From a very valued client | |
| I said piss off | |
| Sadly resulting in us revoking your membership | |
| Shut up I don' t care | |
| This is a crap gym | |
| Well, mate, just leave, please | |
| It doesn' t work, how do I know it works | |
| I' m still fat, why am I still fat | |
| Just go, please | |
| It' s a shit gym | |
| Sod off | |
| I got a baby mum and a lovely little son | |
| Lovely boy but his is mum is very very dumb | |
| I was very very drunk, I told her lot of secrets | |
| Very very drunk, I told her not to keep it | |
| Anyway she had it, sorry had him, Darren | |
| His grandmother Karen, wanted to call him Gavin | |
| But I didn' t have it, I was working at Maplin | |
| Gavin was my manager and I wanted to slap him | |
| Cause he wanted to sack me, cause I wanted to stab him | |
| Cause my girl liked him and she wanted to him | |
| He' s a bit bigger, but I know I could have him | |
| As a matter of fact he kinda looks like Darren | |
| I still got sacked and this is how it happened | |
| Some Nigerian guy called Tunde | |
| Who told me to call him Thomas for short | |
| Walked into the store, said he wanted to talk | |
| At first I wasn' t sure, but because he was nice, to me | |
| And he kinda showed me his nine | |
| He brought a lot of stuff and he told me to swine | |
| But this is a woman' s car | |
| Shut up it' s for my wife | |
| He would come in like every fortnight | |
| And buy the same iPod 4 times | |
| Apparently he was doing the same thing with Tariq | |
| Who told the police my name when it happened It was Jason | |
| Hello Jason | |
| What? | |
| We' re from the Metropolitan Police fraud department | |
| Police! | |
| We' d like ask you a few... | |
| Oink oink! | |
| Excuse me? | |
| Oink, you' re a pig | |
| Excuse me?! | |
| Listen go away man, I don' t wanna get arrested | |
| I wanna rest, I wanna sleep | |
| Look, you' re coming with me | |
| All my little brothers smoke weed | |
| Oh my goodness | |
| Come and arrest them, or they' ll do murder | |
| Bed | |
| I can sleep till the world ends | |
| And I ain' t in a rush for a girlfriend | |
| All I ever do is fail them | |
| Cause all I ever do is tell them the true | |
| If you' re fat you' re fat, , ain' t nothing wrong with that | |
| Don' t switch I' m, just telling you a fact | |
| Do you think you' re thin? | |
| Well no | |
| Well then | |
| I hate you! | |
| I abuse most of them | |
| I think that' s how I lose most of them | |
| I don' t want to get too close to them | |
| After what happened to Elton in school | |
| Elton was cool | |
| But he had a girlfriend that didn' t want to do things he wanted to | |
| Do | |
| I said no! | |
| She said no but he went ahead and felt her | |
| Get off me! | |
| I think he' s just coming out of Feltham | |
| My last girl was a wannabe WAG | |
| Hi! | |
| Who went everywhere in a cab | |
| I told her I' m rich | |
| She took me to Harrod | |
| And picked up this Gucci worth a grand | |
| I went quiet like words from my gran | |
| Cause that' s too much to spend on a slag | |
| I mean that' s too much to spend on a bag | |
| As soon as we got to the till, I ran | |
| Where you going?! | |
| Then my mobile rang | |
| ' Ello? | |
| It was my first love, Ann | |
| Hi Jason | |
| She said she split up with her man | |
| He' s gone | |
| And she' s in need of a bang | |
| Come round | |
| I said I' ll be on a bus in a minute | |
| She said " you better not bust in a minute" | |
| I got prang and rushed to the chemist | |
| Excuse me, have you got anything for men that premature? | |
| Oh yes | |
| He took me to the back of the store | |
| He gave me a spray, what' s this for? | |
| Put a little on the top just before | |
| Got to her house, clock says 4 | |
| She' s worn out, I' m wanting more | |
| Cause she' s sore she went down south | |
| And I think she' s saying she can' t feel her mouth | |
| Oi, Anna, speak loud | |
| Are you saying you can' t feel your mouth? | |
| Mm mm mm! | |
| Are you saying where is this mouse? | |
| What, you want me to take your couch? | |
| Look if you want to kiss me, out | |
| That' s when she kicked me, ouch | |
| I think she' s trying to kick me out | |
| Just tell me if you wanna get me out | |
| I' m gone |
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