歌曲 | Auntie Maggie's Remedy |
歌手 | The Fourmost |
专辑 | The Best Of The Fourmost |
Formby-Latta | |
Now there's all sorts of medicines that you can buy | |
No matter what ailment you've got | |
But I know a special one you ought to try | |
You'll find it's the best of the lot | |
It's my Auntie Maggie's home made remedy, it's guaranteed never to fail | |
That's the stuff that will do the trick | |
It's sold at every chemist for "one and a kick". | |
Now if you've got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee | |
Don't kick up a shindy, you'll never get windy with Auntie Maggie's Remedy | |
If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning | |
You're bound to wake up I'll agree | |
But I'll bet you by heaven, you'll wake up at seven | |
With my Auntie Maggie's Remedy | |
In a young lady's bedroom I went by mistake | |
My intentions were honest you see | |
She shouted with laughter, "I know what you're after | |
It's my Auntie Maggie's Remedy." | |
Oh my Auntie Maggie's home made remedy, it's guaranteed never to fail | |
That's the stuff that will do the trick | |
It's sold at every chemist for "one and a kick". | |
Now if you've got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee | |
Don't kick up a shindy, you'll never get windy with Auntie Maggie's Remedy | |
Now when the baby starts crying, there's always a reason | |
And if you inspect him you'll see, | |
The poor little chappy has covered his nappy | |
With Auntie Maggie's Remedy | |
Now I went to a doctor, I wasn't too well | |
And he made me lie on a settee | |
He said "There's trouble brewing, you've been overdoing | |
Your Auntie Maggie's Remedy." | |
Now I know a girl who was putting on weight, | |
In a spot where it just shouldn't be | |
So I said to Nellie, "Now you rub your (–Pause-) | |
Ankle, with Auntie Maggie's Remedy." | |
Now one day at the races, the horse that I backed | |
Could have won it was easy to see | |
But the trainer said after, it would have run faster | |
With Auntie Maggie's Remedy – inside it's nosebag | |
With Auntie Maggie's Remedy |
FormbyLatta | |
Now there' s all sorts of medicines that you can buy | |
No matter what ailment you' ve got | |
But I know a special one you ought to try | |
You' ll find it' s the best of the lot | |
It' s my Auntie Maggie' s home made remedy, it' s guaranteed never to fail | |
That' s the stuff that will do the trick | |
It' s sold at every chemist for " one and a kick". | |
Now if you' ve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee | |
Don' t kick up a shindy, you' ll never get windy with Auntie Maggie' s Remedy | |
If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning | |
You' re bound to wake up I' ll agree | |
But I' ll bet you by heaven, you' ll wake up at seven | |
With my Auntie Maggie' s Remedy | |
In a young lady' s bedroom I went by mistake | |
My intentions were honest you see | |
She shouted with laughter, " I know what you' re after | |
It' s my Auntie Maggie' s Remedy." | |
Oh my Auntie Maggie' s home made remedy, it' s guaranteed never to fail | |
That' s the stuff that will do the trick | |
It' s sold at every chemist for " one and a kick". | |
Now if you' ve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee | |
Don' t kick up a shindy, you' ll never get windy with Auntie Maggie' s Remedy | |
Now when the baby starts crying, there' s always a reason | |
And if you inspect him you' ll see, | |
The poor little chappy has covered his nappy | |
With Auntie Maggie' s Remedy | |
Now I went to a doctor, I wasn' t too well | |
And he made me lie on a settee | |
He said " There' s trouble brewing, you' ve been overdoing | |
Your Auntie Maggie' s Remedy." | |
Now I know a girl who was putting on weight, | |
In a spot where it just shouldn' t be | |
So I said to Nellie, " Now you rub your Pause | |
Ankle, with Auntie Maggie' s Remedy." | |
Now one day at the races, the horse that I backed | |
Could have won it was easy to see | |
But the trainer said after, it would have run faster | |
With Auntie Maggie' s Remedy inside it' s nosebag | |
With Auntie Maggie' s Remedy |