| 歌曲 | My ****** |
| 歌手 | NOFX |
| 专辑 | Pump Up The Valuum |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.00] | 作词 : Mike Burkett |
| [00:01.00] | 作曲 : Mike Burkett |
| [00:28.29] | My ****** has two sets of lips |
| [00:31.29] | But I don't get monthly blood drips |
| [00:46.20] | My ****** hardly even used |
| [00:46.71] | My ******'s got lots of extra skin |
| [00:49.74] | They took my outtie and made it an in |
| [00:54.81] | Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond |
| [01:04.20] | Operation, sex-cessful |
| [01:08.55] | But now I gotta pee |
| [01:10.02] | Through a miniature hole |
| [01:12.81] | Gotta remember to put the seat down |
| [01:17.46] | And when I wipe my ass |
| [01:19.62] | I go from front to back |
| [01:21.42] | Cause I don't want a bladder infection |
| [01:45.21] | I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans |
| [01:48.48] | I traded it in for a pair of huge cans |
| [01:54.84] | Now I get to hang with lesbians |
| [02:04.32] | Operation paid up front |
| [02:08.43] | Now I show all my friends |
| [02:10.71] | My new designer cunt |
| [02:13.02] | They think I'm kinda weird |
| [02:15.21] | But that's OK with me |
| [02:17.40] | Cause now I kick their ass |
| [02:19.68] | Playing from the ladies tee |
| [02:21.96] | There's nothing finer than having a ****** |
| [00:00.00] | zuo ci : Mike Burkett |
| [00:01.00] | zuo qu : Mike Burkett |
| [00:28.29] | My has two sets of lips |
| [00:31.29] | But I don' t get monthly blood drips |
| [00:46.20] | My hardly even used |
| [00:46.71] | My ' s got lots of extra skin |
| [00:49.74] | They took my outtie and made it an in |
| [00:54.81] | Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond |
| [01:04.20] | Operation, sexcessful |
| [01:08.55] | But now I gotta pee |
| [01:10.02] | Through a miniature hole |
| [01:12.81] | Gotta remember to put the seat down |
| [01:17.46] | And when I wipe my ass |
| [01:19.62] | I go from front to back |
| [01:21.42] | Cause I don' t want a bladder infection |
| [01:45.21] | I never thought I' d miss my vas deferans |
| [01:48.48] | I traded it in for a pair of huge cans |
| [01:54.84] | Now I get to hang with lesbians |
| [02:04.32] | Operation paid up front |
| [02:08.43] | Now I show all my friends |
| [02:10.71] | My new designer cunt |
| [02:13.02] | They think I' m kinda weird |
| [02:15.21] | But that' s OK with me |
| [02:17.40] | Cause now I kick their ass |
| [02:19.68] | Playing from the ladies tee |
| [02:21.96] | There' s nothing finer than having a |
| [00:00.00] | zuò cí : Mike Burkett |
| [00:01.00] | zuò qǔ : Mike Burkett |
| [00:28.29] | My has two sets of lips |
| [00:31.29] | But I don' t get monthly blood drips |
| [00:46.20] | My hardly even used |
| [00:46.71] | My ' s got lots of extra skin |
| [00:49.74] | They took my outtie and made it an in |
| [00:54.81] | Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond |
| [01:04.20] | Operation, sexcessful |
| [01:08.55] | But now I gotta pee |
| [01:10.02] | Through a miniature hole |
| [01:12.81] | Gotta remember to put the seat down |
| [01:17.46] | And when I wipe my ass |
| [01:19.62] | I go from front to back |
| [01:21.42] | Cause I don' t want a bladder infection |
| [01:45.21] | I never thought I' d miss my vas deferans |
| [01:48.48] | I traded it in for a pair of huge cans |
| [01:54.84] | Now I get to hang with lesbians |
| [02:04.32] | Operation paid up front |
| [02:08.43] | Now I show all my friends |
| [02:10.71] | My new designer cunt |
| [02:13.02] | They think I' m kinda weird |
| [02:15.21] | But that' s OK with me |
| [02:17.40] | Cause now I kick their ass |
| [02:19.68] | Playing from the ladies tee |
| [02:21.96] | There' s nothing finer than having a |
| [00:28.29] | 我的**有两片嘴唇 |
| [00:31.29] | 但不会每月滴血 |
| [00:46.20] | 我的**几乎闲置不用 |
| [00:46.71] | 我的**多出许多皮肤 |
| [00:49.74] | 他们把外翻改成内嵌 |
| [00:54.81] | 唐尼变身玛丽·奥斯蒙 |
| [01:04.20] | 变性手术大获成功 |
| [01:08.55] | 但现在我只能 |
| [01:10.02] | 通过微小孔洞排尿 |
| [01:12.81] | 得记得放下马桶圈 |
| [01:17.46] | 擦屁股的时候 |
| [01:19.62] | 要从前往后擦拭 |
| [01:21.42] | 避免膀胱受感染 |
| [01:45.21] | 没想到会怀念输精管 |
| [01:48.48] | 用它换回一对巨乳 |
| [01:54.84] | 现在常和女同厮混 |
| [02:04.32] | 手术费预付结清 |
| [02:08.43] | 向朋友炫耀我的 |
| [02:10.71] | 新款设计私处 |
| [02:13.02] | 他们觉得我怪异 |
| [02:15.21] | 但我毫不在意 |
| [02:17.40] | 如今在女子发球区 |
| [02:19.68] | 能把他们全打败 |
| [02:21.96] | 拥有**最是美妙 |