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A dog condemned to death |
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Didn't like the way he barked |
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When I woke up last night |
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Could not remember where I parked |
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I know that I've had better days |
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I know that I've had worse |
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With any luck at all |
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I'll forget this one first |
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He stayed at home last night |
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To do some soul searching |
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We hope he found one |
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Nothing's ever certain |
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It's not easy being human |
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But it's hard to be cement |
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So he's just another genius |
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Who can't pay the rent |
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She crossed herself each time |
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She got behind the wheel |
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The car was full of dents |
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The paint had cracked an peeled |
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But with a grave determination |
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And an incidental faith |
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She lived as is she had nine lives |
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And just used up her eigth |
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You might begin to wonder |
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How these incidents releate |
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They don't you don't I don't |
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They just accumulate |
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So you can't remember too much |
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And you can't forget enough |
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You must suspend your disbelief |
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If you want help from above |
