| [00:01.823] | 我要，你要咩？ |
| [00:03.329] | 我要小馒头，你要小馒头？ |
| [00:06.090] | 你竟然钟意小馒头 |
| [00:07.359] | 哎呀 我要旺仔小馒头 |
| [00:10.717] | 你话你吾想结婚既 |
| [00:13.891] | 姐系遇到我之前 |
| [00:15.396] | 又话什么沙县阿 |
| [00:17.904] | 吃不起饺子阿 |
| [00:19.409] | 又屌丝阿 |
| [00:20.914] | 结婚又太遥远阿果d |
| [00:22.723] | 甘你点解又同我求婚？ |
| [00:25.490] | 姐果d咩沙县饺子果d咧 |
| [00:27.775] | 好靓仔 好捞的 ？ |
| [00:29.291] | 果d纯粹系纯价告？ |
| [00:30.796] | 我有乜可能吃吾起沙县饺子咧 |
| [00:33.599] | 你又系既 |
| [00:34.604] | 甘我咧？ |
| [00:36.148] | 你零舍不同 |
| [00:37.404] | 点样零舍不同？ |
| [00:38.909] | 你胶（高)级 |
| [00:39.912] | 点样胶（高)级？ |
| [00:41.169] | 你吾系李小璐嘛 |
| [00:42.926] | 你吾会笠顶草原系人地头上 |
| [00:47.356] | 跟住你又吾嫌弃我无车无屋，系嘛。嗯 |
| [00:51.772] | 唔系果d严贫爱父果d嘛， |
| [00:53.786] | 好似果d阿边个甘样 |
| [00:55.357] | 边个吖？ |
| [00:56.363] | 你无理拉 |
| [00:56.864] | 边个姐 ？ |
| [00:57.924] | 唉讲埋晒d吾团结既野 哎啊呀！ |
| [01:00.226] | 成日扪人地脚毛既！ |
| [01:02.550] | 啱啱先想赞你好善良 |
| [01:03.819] | 扪脚毛咪就系对你好咯 |
| [01:07.488] | 你有发自内心既善良咧 |
| [01:09.799] | 又吾系果d发朋友圈先至善良比人体果d阿 |
| [01:15.707] | 因为你系一个果d高尚既人 |
| [01:18.215] | 一个纯粹既人 |
| [01:20.223] | 一个脱离左低级趣味既人 |
| [01:23.233] | 所以讲左甘耐姐系咩阿？ |
| [01:24.987] | 姐系我爱你 哈哈哈！！！！ |
| [01:28.098] | 甘你做咩又嫁人？又话吾钟意男人？ |
| [01:32.464] | 甘你吾系人离噶嘛！ |
| [01:34.237] | 嗤，甘你吾系人，你系神 |
| [01:39.066] | 你系我既指导灵！ 哈哈 |
| [01:43.673] | 你有无d相熟既脑科医生甘样？ |
| [01:46.248] | 听日带你去检查下 |
| [01:47.502] | 你知咩系指导灵？ |
| [01:49.367] | 其实我吾系一个指导灵 |
| [01:50.918] | 你系阿 |
| [01:51.936] | 我系一个感冒灵！ |
| [00:01.823] | wo yao, ni yao mie? |
| [00:03.329] | wo yao xiao man tou, ni yao xiao man tou? |
| [00:06.090] | ni jing ran zhong yi xiao man tou |
| [00:07.359] | ai ya wo yao wang zi xiao man tou |
| [00:10.717] | ni hua ni wu xiang jie hun ji |
| [00:13.891] | jie xi yu dao wo zhi qian |
| [00:15.396] | you hua shen me sha xian a |
| [00:17.904] | chi bu qi jiao zi a |
| [00:19.409] | you diao si a |
| [00:20.914] | jie hun you tai yao yuan a guo d |
| [00:22.723] | gan ni dian jie you tong wo qiu hun? |
| [00:25.490] | jie guo d mie sha xian jiao zi guo d lie |
| [00:27.775] | hao liang zai hao lao de ? |
| [00:29.291] | guo d chun cui xi chun jia gao? |
| [00:30.796] | wo you mie ke neng chi wu qi sha xian jiao zi lie |
| [00:33.599] | ni you xi ji |
| [00:34.604] | gan wo lie? |
| [00:36.148] | ni ling she bu tong |
| [00:37.404] | dian yang ling she bu tong? |
| [00:38.909] | ni jiao gao ji |
| [00:39.912] | dian yang jiao gao ji? |
| [00:41.169] | ni wu xi li xiao lu ma |
| [00:42.926] | ni wu hui li ding cao yuan xi ren di tou shang |
| [00:47.356] | gen zhu ni you wu xian qi wo wu che wu wu, xi ma. |
| [00:51.772] | wu xi guo d yan pin ai fu guo d ma, |
| [00:53.786] | hao si guo d a bian ge gan yang |
| [00:55.357] | bian ge ya? |
| [00:56.363] | ni wu li la |
| [00:56.864] | bian ge jie ? |
| [00:57.924] | ai jiang mai shai d wu tuan jie ji ye ai a ya! |
| [01:00.226] | cheng ri men ren di jiao mao ji! |
| [01:02.550] | yan yan xian xiang zan ni hao shan liang |
| [01:03.819] | men jiao mao mi jiu xi dui ni hao ge |
| [01:07.488] | ni you fa zi nei xin ji shan liang lie |
| [01:09.799] | you wu xi guo d fa peng you quan xian zhi shan liang bi ren ti guo d a |
| [01:15.707] | yin wei ni xi yi ge guo d gao shang ji ren |
| [01:18.215] | yi ge chun cui ji ren |
| [01:20.223] | yi ge tuo li zuo di ji qu wei ji ren |
| [01:23.233] | suo yi jiang zuo gan nai jie xi mie a? |
| [01:24.987] | jie xi wo ai ni ha ha ha!!!! |
| [01:28.098] | gan ni zuo mie you jia ren? you hua wu zhong yi nan ren? |
| [01:32.464] | gan ni wu xi ren li ga ma! |
| [01:34.237] | chi, gan ni wu xi ren, ni xi shen |
| [01:39.066] | ni xi wo ji zhi dao ling! ha ha |
| [01:43.673] | ni you wu d xiang shu ji nao ke yi sheng gan yang? |
| [01:46.248] | ting ri dai ni qu jian zha xia |
| [01:47.502] | ni zhi mie xi zhi dao ling? |
| [01:49.367] | qi shi wo wu xi yi ge zhi dao ling |
| [01:50.918] | ni xi a |
| [01:51.936] | wo xi yi ge gan mao ling! |
| [00:01.823] | wǒ yào, nǐ yào miē? |
| [00:03.329] | wǒ yào xiǎo mán tou, nǐ yào xiǎo mán tou? |
| [00:06.090] | nǐ jìng rán zhōng yì xiǎo mán tou |
| [00:07.359] | āi yā wǒ yào wàng zǐ xiǎo mán tou |
| [00:10.717] | nǐ huà nǐ wú xiǎng jié hūn jì |
| [00:13.891] | jiě xì yù dào wǒ zhī qián |
| [00:15.396] | yòu huà shén me shā xiàn ā |
| [00:17.904] | chī bù qǐ jiǎo zi ā |
| [00:19.409] | yòu diǎo sī ā |
| [00:20.914] | jié hūn yòu tài yáo yuǎn ā guǒ d |
| [00:22.723] | gān nǐ diǎn jiě yòu tóng wǒ qiú hūn? |
| [00:25.490] | jiě guǒ d miē shā xiàn jiǎo zi guǒ d liě |
| [00:27.775] | hǎo liàng zǎi hǎo lāo de ? |
| [00:29.291] | guǒ d chún cuì xì chún jià gào? |
| [00:30.796] | wǒ yǒu miē kě néng chī wú qǐ shā xiàn jiǎo zi liě |
| [00:33.599] | nǐ yòu xì jì |
| [00:34.604] | gān wǒ liě? |
| [00:36.148] | nǐ líng shě bù tóng |
| [00:37.404] | diǎn yàng líng shě bù tóng? |
| [00:38.909] | nǐ jiāo gāo jí |
| [00:39.912] | diǎn yàng jiāo gāo jí? |
| [00:41.169] | nǐ wú xì lǐ xiǎo lù ma |
| [00:42.926] | nǐ wú huì lì dǐng cǎo yuán xì rén dì tóu shàng |
| [00:47.356] | gēn zhù nǐ yòu wú xián qì wǒ wú chē wú wū, xì ma. |
| [00:51.772] | wú xì guǒ d yán pín ài fù guǒ d ma, |
| [00:53.786] | hǎo sì guǒ d ā biān gè gān yàng |
| [00:55.357] | biān gè yā? |
| [00:56.363] | nǐ wú lǐ lā |
| [00:56.864] | biān gè jiě ? |
| [00:57.924] | āi jiǎng mái shài d wú tuán jié jì yě āi ā yā! |
| [01:00.226] | chéng rì mén rén dì jiǎo máo jì! |
| [01:02.550] | yān yān xiān xiǎng zàn nǐ hǎo shàn liáng |
| [01:03.819] | mén jiǎo máo mī jiù xì duì nǐ hǎo gē |
| [01:07.488] | nǐ yǒu fā zì nèi xīn jì shàn liáng liě |
| [01:09.799] | yòu wú xì guǒ d fā péng yǒu quān xiān zhì shàn liáng bǐ rén tǐ guǒ d ā |
| [01:15.707] | yīn wèi nǐ xì yí gè guǒ d gāo shàng jì rén |
| [01:18.215] | yí gè chún cuì jì rén |
| [01:20.223] | yí gè tuō lí zuǒ dī jí qù wèi jì rén |
| [01:23.233] | suǒ yǐ jiǎng zuǒ gān nài jiě xì miē ā? |
| [01:24.987] | jiě xì wǒ ài nǐ hā hā hā!!!! |
| [01:28.098] | gān nǐ zuò miē yòu jià rén? yòu huà wú zhōng yì nán rén? |
| [01:32.464] | gān nǐ wú xì rén lí gá ma! |
| [01:34.237] | chī, gān nǐ wú xì rén, nǐ xì shén |
| [01:39.066] | nǐ xì wǒ jì zhǐ dǎo líng! hā hā |
| [01:43.673] | nǐ yǒu wú d xiāng shú jì nǎo kē yī shēng gān yàng? |
| [01:46.248] | tīng rì dài nǐ qù jiǎn zhā xià |
| [01:47.502] | nǐ zhī miē xì zhǐ dǎo líng? |
| [01:49.367] | qí shí wǒ wú xì yí gè zhǐ dǎo líng |
| [01:50.918] | nǐ xì ā |
| [01:51.936] | wǒ xì yí gè gǎn mào líng! |
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