| 作曲 : 黄秋生 | |
| 作词 : 黄秋生 | |
| 细个先生叫我罚企我话下 | |
| 上课先生有野问我我话下 | |
| 有次班长叫我汲野我话下 | |
| 佢兜巴星我问我讲乜九呀 | |
| 下 下 下 下 下 下 | |
| 次次哥哥有错赖我我话下 | |
| 每次妈妈叫我学野我话下 | |
| 有次爸爸叫我道歉我话下 | |
| 佢兜巴星我问我讲乜九呀 | |
| 下 下 下 下 下 下 | |
| 眼看这个世界已经无厘头 | |
| 个个变到无晒知识似野兽 | |
| 郁的椤刀炆枪 分不清楚忠奸 | |
| 咪在惹我我受够 | |
| 下 下 下 下 下 下 | |
| 阿四眼乌龟叫我食草我话下 | |
| 冇脑B仔叫我入会我话下 | |
| 有晚珠女叫我做爱我话下 | |
| 佢兜巴星我问我讲乜九呀 | |
| 下 下 下 下 下 下 | |
| 有个差佬晚晚逗我我话下 | |
| 每次波士有野gut我我实下 | |
| 世界俾飞弹炸到乱晒 | |
| 我就下 下 下 下 下 下 | |
| 下 下 下 下 下 下 | |
| 你咪叫我照你个款甘样走 | |
| 我最怕个脑冇晒见识 | |
| 无厘头 咪再要我似你 | |
| 乜都不敢开口 无晒勇气我受够 | |
| 下 下 下 下下下 | |
| 阿四眼乌龟叫我食草我话下 | |
| 冇脑B仔叫我入会我话下 | |
| 有晚珠女叫我做爱我话下 | |
| 佢兜巴星我问我讲乜九呀 | |
| 下 下 下 下 下 下 | |
| 你咪叫我照你个款甘样走 | |
| 我最怕个脑冇晒见识 | |
| 无厘头 咪再要我似你 | |
| 乜都不敢开口 无晒勇气我受够 | |
| 下 下 下 下下下 |
| zuo qu : huang qiu sheng | |
| zuo ci : huang qiu sheng | |
| xi ge xian sheng jiao wo fa qi wo hua xia | |
| shang ke xian sheng you ye wen wo wo hua xia | |
| you ci ban zhang jiao wo ji ye wo hua xia | |
| qu dou ba xing wo wen wo jiang mie jiu ya | |
| xia xia xia xia xia xia | |
| ci ci ge ge you cuo lai wo wo hua xia | |
| mei ci ma ma jiao wo xue ye wo hua xia | |
| you ci ba ba jiao wo dao qian wo hua xia | |
| qu dou ba xing wo wen wo jiang mie jiu ya | |
| xia xia xia xia xia xia | |
| yan kan zhe ge shi jie yi jing wu li tou | |
| ge ge bian dao wu shai zhi shi shi ye shou | |
| yu de luo dao wen qiang fen bu qing chu zhong jian | |
| mi zai re wo wo shou gou | |
| xia xia xia xia xia xia | |
| a si yan wu gui jiao wo shi cao wo hua xia | |
| mao nao B zi jiao wo ru hui wo hua xia | |
| you wan zhu nv jiao wo zuo ai wo hua xia | |
| qu dou ba xing wo wen wo jiang mie jiu ya | |
| xia xia xia xia xia xia | |
| you ge cha lao wan wan dou wo wo hua xia | |
| mei ci bo shi you ye gut wo wo shi xia | |
| shi jie bi fei dan zha dao luan shai | |
| wo jiu xia xia xia xia xia xia | |
| xia xia xia xia xia xia | |
| ni mi jiao wo zhao ni ge kuan gan yang zou | |
| wo zui pa ge nao mao shai jian shi | |
| wu li tou mi zai yao wo shi ni | |
| mie dou bu gan kai kou wu shai yong qi wo shou gou | |
| xia xia xia xia xia xia | |
| a si yan wu gui jiao wo shi cao wo hua xia | |
| mao nao B zi jiao wo ru hui wo hua xia | |
| you wan zhu nv jiao wo zuo ai wo hua xia | |
| qu dou ba xing wo wen wo jiang mie jiu ya | |
| xia xia xia xia xia xia | |
| ni mi jiao wo zhao ni ge kuan gan yang zou | |
| wo zui pa ge nao mao shai jian shi | |
| wu li tou mi zai yao wo shi ni | |
| mie dou bu gan kai kou wu shai yong qi wo shou gou | |
| xia xia xia xia xia xia |
| zuò qǔ : huáng qiū shēng | |
| zuò cí : huáng qiū shēng | |
| xì gè xiān shēng jiào wǒ fá qǐ wǒ huà xià | |
| shàng kè xiān shēng yǒu yě wèn wǒ wǒ huà xià | |
| yǒu cì bān zhǎng jiào wǒ jí yě wǒ huà xià | |
| qú dōu bā xīng wǒ wèn wǒ jiǎng miē jiǔ ya | |
| xià xià xià xià xià xià | |
| cì cì gē ge yǒu cuò lài wǒ wǒ huà xià | |
| měi cì mā mā jiào wǒ xué yě wǒ huà xià | |
| yǒu cì bà bà jiào wǒ dào qiàn wǒ huà xià | |
| qú dōu bā xīng wǒ wèn wǒ jiǎng miē jiǔ ya | |
| xià xià xià xià xià xià | |
| yǎn kàn zhè gè shì jiè yǐ jīng wú lí tóu | |
| gè gè biàn dào wú shài zhī shí shì yě shòu | |
| yù de luó dāo wén qiāng fēn bù qīng chǔ zhōng jiān | |
| mī zài rě wǒ wǒ shòu gòu | |
| xià xià xià xià xià xià | |
| ā sì yǎn wū guī jiào wǒ shí cǎo wǒ huà xià | |
| mǎo nǎo B zǐ jiào wǒ rù huì wǒ huà xià | |
| yǒu wǎn zhū nǚ jiào wǒ zuò ài wǒ huà xià | |
| qú dōu bā xīng wǒ wèn wǒ jiǎng miē jiǔ ya | |
| xià xià xià xià xià xià | |
| yǒu gè chà lǎo wǎn wǎn dòu wǒ wǒ huà xià | |
| měi cì bō shì yǒu yě gut wǒ wǒ shí xià | |
| shì jiè bǐ fēi dàn zhà dào luàn shài | |
| wǒ jiù xià xià xià xià xià xià | |
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| nǐ mī jiào wǒ zhào nǐ gè kuǎn gān yàng zǒu | |
| wǒ zuì pà gè nǎo mǎo shài jiàn shí | |
| wú lí tóu mī zài yào wǒ shì nǐ | |
| miē dōu bù gǎn kāi kǒu wú shài yǒng qì wǒ shòu gòu | |
| xià xià xià xià xià xià | |
| ā sì yǎn wū guī jiào wǒ shí cǎo wǒ huà xià | |
| mǎo nǎo B zǐ jiào wǒ rù huì wǒ huà xià | |
| yǒu wǎn zhū nǚ jiào wǒ zuò ài wǒ huà xià | |
| qú dōu bā xīng wǒ wèn wǒ jiǎng miē jiǔ ya | |
| xià xià xià xià xià xià | |
| nǐ mī jiào wǒ zhào nǐ gè kuǎn gān yàng zǒu | |
| wǒ zuì pà gè nǎo mǎo shài jiàn shí | |
| wú lí tóu mī zài yào wǒ shì nǐ | |
| miē dōu bù gǎn kāi kǒu wú shài yǒng qì wǒ shòu gòu | |
| xià xià xià xià xià xià |