笑掉江湖

笑掉江湖 歌词

歌曲 笑掉江湖
歌手 元卫觉醒
专辑 下流社会
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[00:00.00] 作曲 : 韦斯利/朱敬然
[00:01.00] 作词 : 韦斯利/小崔
[00:19.37] 山前住着个崔粗腿
[00:20.64] 山后住着个崔腿粗
[00:22.20] 山前住着个崔粗腿
[00:23.69] 山后住着个崔腿粗
[00:25.15] 山前住着个崔粗腿
[00:26.69] 山后住着个崔腿粗
[00:28.16] 山前住着个崔粗腿
[00:29.72] 山后住着个崔腿粗
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[00:31.71] 嘻哈嘻哈嘻嘻哈哈 绕舌绕到鬼打墙
[00:34.48] 大风吹 吹什么风 吹了一阵夏天的风
[00:37.62] 之后吹起了一阵又一阵的中国风 从西吹到东
[00:40.79] 嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡 盲目的一堆小蜜蜂
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[00:43.70] 这风已成形 它的名字叫流行
[00:46.20] 样子不一定 可是可是完全看心情
[00:49.27] 小女生迷西洋剧 老女生最爱韩剧大长今
[00:53.05] 看别人牛逼超行 就是有人拼命抄袭
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[00:55.85] 音乐要原味 这世界当然就要觉醒
[00:59.03] 一闪一闪亮晶晶 白雪公主打得小矮人满天星
[01:01.73] 唉呀 如果路见他不平 把他填平
[01:04.81] 拔刀相助 看卫斯理来变魔术
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[01:07.40] 油头的高进你别罗唆
[01:08.81] 要搓牌就赶快搓 哈哈哈
[01:10.36] 你搓出了A屎~特火特火
[01:12.18] 我搓出了豆鼓~过火过火~
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[01:13.65] 我个人饱读诗书
[01:15.26] 倚天屠龙笑掉江湖
[01:16.73] 大雕侠侣毫不含糊
[01:18.22] 欲练神功 你先自宫
[01:19.79] 东方不败夜夜大战那令狐冲 还不如
[01:22.68] 服务员儿 先让那音乐的满汉大餐快上桌
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[01:25.95] 学校被当 工作被取代
[01:28.48] 老妈也无奈 (衰出一片未来)
[01:31.55] 只剩音乐 当我的晚餐
[01:34.78] (斗瑞眯发搜拉吸 哼出我的旋律)
[01:37.58] 喝酒伤肝 不喝就伤心
[01:40.62] 奇怪不奇怪(请叫我小心肝)
[01:43.59] 谁来幽默 歌颂这悲哀
[01:46.90] 继续哼着歌 我最爽快
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[01:55.40] 师父说我是玩音乐的那块料
[01:58.03] 唯有觉醒才能够领悟其中的奥妙
[02:01.03] 那成功的秘技当然是学校里没教
[02:04.20] 想要出人头地 啊~你一定不能不挑
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[02:07.21] 音乐格斗永远出着一样的招
[02:10.05] 哪有这么刚好 会闹闹闹闹闹闹闹闹双胞
[02:13.63] 别人出布 我出剪刀 半套全套 品质最好
[02:16.68] 有着自己的音乐风格算你有一套
[02:19.58] 服务员儿~那音乐的满汉大餐滋味真正好~
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[02:22.35] 学校被当 工作被取代
[02:25.40] 老妈也无奈 (衰出一片未来)
[02:28.40] 只剩音乐 当我的晚餐
[02:31.65] (斗瑞眯发搜拉吸 哼出我的旋律)
[02:34.51] 喝酒伤肝 不喝就伤心
[02:37.44] 奇怪不奇怪(请叫我小心肝)
[02:40.50] 谁来幽默 歌颂这悲哀
[02:44.70] 继续哼着歌 我最爽快
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[02:52.65] 山前住着个颜圆眼
[02:54.31] 山后住着个颜眼圆
[02:55.80] 二人山前来比眼
[02:57.26] 也不知是
[02:58.42] 颜圆眼比颜眼圆的眼圆
[03:00.37] 还是颜眼圆比颜圆眼的圆眼
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[03:04.50] 山前住着个崔粗腿
[03:06.09] 山后住着个崔腿粗
[03:07.50] 二人山前来比腿
[03:08.99] 也不知是
[03:10.08] 崔粗腿比崔腿粗的腿粗
[03:12.08] 还是崔腿粗比崔粗腿的粗腿
[03:14.46] (鸡腿?)粗腿 (狗腿?) 粗腿 (美腿?)
[03:18.20] 粗腿 (喔~粗腿!粗腿!粗腿!)
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[03:20.00] 学校被当 工作被取代
[03:22.80] 老妈也无奈 (衰出一片未来)
[03:25.72] 只剩音乐 当我的晚餐
[03:28.95] (斗瑞眯发搜拉吸 哼出我的旋律)
[03:31.84] 喝酒伤肝 不喝就伤心
[03:34.74] 奇怪不奇怪(请叫我小心肝)
[03:37.79] 谁来幽默 歌颂这悲哀
[03:42.03] 继续哼着歌 我最爽快
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[00:00.00] zuo qu : wei si li zhu jing ran
[00:01.00] zuo ci : wei si li xiao cui
[00:19.37] shan qian zhu zhe ge cui cu tui
[00:20.64] shan hou zhu zhe ge cui tui cu
[00:22.20] shan qian zhu zhe ge cui cu tui
[00:23.69] shan hou zhu zhe ge cui tui cu
[00:25.15] shan qian zhu zhe ge cui cu tui
[00:26.69] shan hou zhu zhe ge cui tui cu
[00:28.16] shan qian zhu zhe ge cui cu tui
[00:29.72] shan hou zhu zhe ge cui tui cu
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[00:31.71] xi ha xi ha xi xi ha ha rao she rao dao gui da qiang
[00:34.48] da feng chui chui shen me feng chui le yi zhen xia tian de feng
[00:37.62] zhi hou chui qi le yi zhen you yi zhen de zhong guo feng cong xi chui dao dong
[00:40.79] weng weng weng weng weng weng mang mu di yi dui xiao mi feng
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[00:43.70] zhe feng yi cheng xing ta de ming zi jiao liu xing
[00:46.20] yang zi bu yi ding ke shi ke shi wan quan kan xin qing
[00:49.27] xiao nv sheng mi xi yang ju lao nv sheng zui ai han ju da chang jin
[00:53.05] kan bie ren niu bi chao xing jiu shi you ren pin ming chao xi
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[00:55.85] yin yue yao yuan wei zhe shi jie dang ran jiu yao jue xing
[00:59.03] yi shan yi shan liang jing jing bai xue gong zhu da de xiao ai ren man tian xing
[01:01.73] ai ya ru guo lu jian ta bu ping ba ta tian ping
[01:04.81] ba dao xiang zhu kan wei si li lai bian mo shu
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[01:07.40] you tou de gao jin ni bie luo suo
[01:08.81] yao cuo pai jiu gan kuai cuo ha ha ha
[01:10.36] ni cuo chu le A shi te huo te huo
[01:12.18] wo cuo chu le dou gu guo huo guo huo
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[01:13.65] wo ge ren bao du shi shu
[01:15.26] yi tian tu long xiao diao jiang hu
[01:16.73] da diao xia lv hao bu han hu
[01:18.22] yu lian shen gong ni xian zi gong
[01:19.79] dong fang bu bai ye ye da zhan na ling hu chong hai bu ru
[01:22.68] fu wu yuan er xian rang na yin yue de man han da can kuai shang zhuo
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[01:25.95] xue xiao bei dang gong zuo bei qu dai
[01:28.48] lao ma ye wu nai shuai chu yi pian wei lai
[01:31.55] zhi sheng yin yue dang wo de wan can
[01:34.78] dou rui mi fa sou la xi heng chu wo de xuan lv
[01:37.58] he jiu shang gan bu he jiu shang xin
[01:40.62] qi guai bu qi guai qing jiao wo xiao xin gan
[01:43.59] shui lai you mo ge song zhe bei ai
[01:46.90] ji xu heng zhe ge wo zui shuang kuai
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[01:55.40] shi fu shuo wo shi wan yin yue de na kuai liao
[01:58.03] wei you jue xing cai neng gou ling wu qi zhong de ao miao
[02:01.03] na cheng gong de mi ji dang ran shi xue xiao li mei jiao
[02:04.20] xiang yao chu ren tou di a ni yi ding bu neng bu tiao
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[02:07.21] yin yue ge dou yong yuan chu zhe yi yang de zhao
[02:10.05] na you zhe me gang hao hui nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao shuang bao
[02:13.63] bie ren chu bu wo chu jian dao ban tao quan tao pin zhi zui hao
[02:16.68] you zhe zi ji de yin yue feng ge suan ni you yi tao
[02:19.58] fu wu yuan er na yin yue de man han da can zi wei zhen zheng hao
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[02:22.35] xue xiao bei dang gong zuo bei qu dai
[02:25.40] lao ma ye wu nai shuai chu yi pian wei lai
[02:28.40] zhi sheng yin yue dang wo de wan can
[02:31.65] dou rui mi fa sou la xi heng chu wo de xuan lv
[02:34.51] he jiu shang gan bu he jiu shang xin
[02:37.44] qi guai bu qi guai qing jiao wo xiao xin gan
[02:40.50] shui lai you mo ge song zhe bei ai
[02:44.70] ji xu heng zhe ge wo zui shuang kuai
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[02:52.65] shan qian zhu zhe ge yan yuan yan
[02:54.31] shan hou zhu zhe ge yan yan yuan
[02:55.80] er ren shan qian lai bi yan
[02:57.26] ye bu zhi shi
[02:58.42] yan yuan yan bi yan yan yuan de yan yuan
[03:00.37] hai shi yan yan yuan bi yan yuan yan de yuan yan
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[03:04.50] shan qian zhu zhe ge cui cu tui
[03:06.09] shan hou zhu zhe ge cui tui cu
[03:07.50] er ren shan qian lai bi tui
[03:08.99] ye bu zhi shi
[03:10.08] cui cu tui bi cui tui cu de tui cu
[03:12.08] hai shi cui tui cu bi cui cu tui de cu tui
[03:14.46] ji tui? cu tui gou tui? cu tui mei tui?
[03:18.20] cu tui o cu tui! cu tui! cu tui!
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[03:20.00] xue xiao bei dang gong zuo bei qu dai
[03:22.80] lao ma ye wu nai shuai chu yi pian wei lai
[03:25.72] zhi sheng yin yue dang wo de wan can
[03:28.95] dou rui mi fa sou la xi heng chu wo de xuan lv
[03:31.84] he jiu shang gan bu he jiu shang xin
[03:34.74] qi guai bu qi guai qing jiao wo xiao xin gan
[03:37.79] shui lai you mo ge song zhe bei ai
[03:42.03] ji xu heng zhe ge wo zui shuang kuai
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[00:00.00] zuò qǔ : wéi sī lì zhū jìng rán
[00:01.00] zuò cí : wéi sī lì xiǎo cuī
[00:19.37] shān qián zhù zhe gè cuī cū tuǐ
[00:20.64] shān hòu zhù zhe gè cuī tuǐ cū
[00:22.20] shān qián zhù zhe gè cuī cū tuǐ
[00:23.69] shān hòu zhù zhe gè cuī tuǐ cū
[00:25.15] shān qián zhù zhe gè cuī cū tuǐ
[00:26.69] shān hòu zhù zhe gè cuī tuǐ cū
[00:28.16] shān qián zhù zhe gè cuī cū tuǐ
[00:29.72] shān hòu zhù zhe gè cuī tuǐ cū
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[00:31.71] xī hā xī hā xī xī hā hā rào shé rào dào guǐ dǎ qiáng
[00:34.48] dà fēng chuī chuī shén me fēng chuī le yī zhèn xià tiān de fēng
[00:37.62] zhī hòu chuī qǐ le yī zhèn yòu yī zhèn de zhōng guó fēng cóng xī chuī dào dōng
[00:40.79] wēng wēng wēng wēng wēng wēng máng mù dì yī duī xiǎo mì fēng
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[00:43.70] zhè fēng yǐ chéng xíng tā de míng zì jiào liú xíng
[00:46.20] yàng zi bù yí dìng kě shì kě shì wán quán kàn xīn qíng
[00:49.27] xiǎo nǚ shēng mí xī yáng jù lǎo nǚ shēng zuì ài hán jù dà cháng jīn
[00:53.05] kàn bié rén niú bī chāo xíng jiù shì yǒu rén pīn mìng chāo xí
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[00:55.85] yīn yuè yào yuán wèi zhè shì jiè dāng rán jiù yào jué xǐng
[00:59.03] yī shǎn yī shǎn liàng jīng jīng bái xuě gōng zhǔ dǎ dé xiǎo ǎi rén mǎn tiān xīng
[01:01.73] āi ya rú guǒ lù jiàn tā bù píng bǎ tā tián píng
[01:04.81] bá dāo xiāng zhù kàn wèi sī lǐ lái biàn mó shù
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[01:07.40] yóu tóu de gāo jìn nǐ bié luó suō
[01:08.81] yào cuō pái jiù gǎn kuài cuō hā hā hā
[01:10.36] nǐ cuō chū le A shǐ tè huǒ tè huǒ
[01:12.18] wǒ cuō chū le dòu gǔ guò huǒ guò huǒ
[01:12.95]
[01:13.65] wǒ gè rén bǎo dú shī shū
[01:15.26] yǐ tiān tú lóng xiào diào jiāng hú
[01:16.73] dà diāo xiá lǚ háo bù hán hu
[01:18.22] yù liàn shén gōng nǐ xiān zì gōng
[01:19.79] dōng fāng bù bài yè yè dà zhàn nà líng hú chōng hái bù rú
[01:22.68] fú wù yuán ér xiān ràng nà yīn yuè de mǎn hàn dà cān kuài shàng zhuō
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[01:25.95] xué xiào bèi dāng gōng zuò bèi qǔ dài
[01:28.48] lǎo mā yě wú nài shuāi chū yī piàn wèi lái
[01:31.55] zhǐ shèng yīn yuè dāng wǒ de wǎn cān
[01:34.78] dòu ruì mī fā sōu lā xī hēng chū wǒ de xuán lǜ
[01:37.58] hē jiǔ shāng gān bù hē jiù shāng xīn
[01:40.62] qí guài bù qí guài qǐng jiào wǒ xiǎo xīn gān
[01:43.59] shuí lái yōu mò gē sòng zhè bēi āi
[01:46.90] jì xù hēng zhe gē wǒ zuì shuǎng kuài
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[01:55.40] shī fù shuō wǒ shì wán yīn yuè de nà kuài liào
[01:58.03] wéi yǒu jué xǐng cái néng gòu lǐng wù qí zhōng de ào miào
[02:01.03] nà chéng gōng de mì jì dāng rán shì xué xiào lǐ méi jiào
[02:04.20] xiǎng yào chū rén tóu dì a nǐ yí dìng bù néng bù tiāo
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[02:07.21] yīn yuè gé dòu yǒng yuǎn chū zhe yí yàng de zhāo
[02:10.05] nǎ yǒu zhè me gāng hǎo huì nào nào nào nào nào nào nào nào shuāng bāo
[02:13.63] bié rén chū bù wǒ chū jiǎn dāo bàn tào quán tào pǐn zhì zuì hǎo
[02:16.68] yǒu zhe zì jǐ de yīn yuè fēng gé suàn nǐ yǒu yī tào
[02:19.58] fú wù yuán ér nà yīn yuè de mǎn hàn dà cān zī wèi zhēn zhèng hǎo
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[02:22.35] xué xiào bèi dāng gōng zuò bèi qǔ dài
[02:25.40] lǎo mā yě wú nài shuāi chū yī piàn wèi lái
[02:28.40] zhǐ shèng yīn yuè dāng wǒ de wǎn cān
[02:31.65] dòu ruì mī fā sōu lā xī hēng chū wǒ de xuán lǜ
[02:34.51] hē jiǔ shāng gān bù hē jiù shāng xīn
[02:37.44] qí guài bù qí guài qǐng jiào wǒ xiǎo xīn gān
[02:40.50] shuí lái yōu mò gē sòng zhè bēi āi
[02:44.70] jì xù hēng zhe gē wǒ zuì shuǎng kuài
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[02:52.65] shān qián zhù zhe gè yán yuán yǎn
[02:54.31] shān hòu zhù zhe gè yán yǎn yuán
[02:55.80] èr rén shān qián lái bǐ yǎn
[02:57.26] yě bù zhī shì
[02:58.42] yán yuán yǎn bǐ yán yǎn yuán de yǎn yuán
[03:00.37] hái shì yán yǎn yuán bǐ yán yuán yǎn de yuán yǎn
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[03:04.50] shān qián zhù zhe gè cuī cū tuǐ
[03:06.09] shān hòu zhù zhe gè cuī tuǐ cū
[03:07.50] èr rén shān qián lái bǐ tuǐ
[03:08.99] yě bù zhī shì
[03:10.08] cuī cū tuǐ bǐ cuī tuǐ cū de tuǐ cū
[03:12.08] hái shì cuī tuǐ cū bǐ cuī cū tuǐ de cū tuǐ
[03:14.46] jī tuǐ? cū tuǐ gǒu tuǐ? cū tuǐ měi tuǐ?
[03:18.20] cū tuǐ ō cū tuǐ! cū tuǐ! cū tuǐ!
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[03:20.00] xué xiào bèi dāng gōng zuò bèi qǔ dài
[03:22.80] lǎo mā yě wú nài shuāi chū yī piàn wèi lái
[03:25.72] zhǐ shèng yīn yuè dāng wǒ de wǎn cān
[03:28.95] dòu ruì mī fā sōu lā xī hēng chū wǒ de xuán lǜ
[03:31.84] hē jiǔ shāng gān bù hē jiù shāng xīn
[03:34.74] qí guài bù qí guài qǐng jiào wǒ xiǎo xīn gān
[03:37.79] shuí lái yōu mò gē sòng zhè bēi āi
[03:42.03] jì xù hēng zhe gē wǒ zuì shuǎng kuài
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