| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 韦斯利/朱敬然 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 韦斯利/小崔 |
| [00:19.37] | 山前住着个崔粗腿 |
| [00:20.64] | 山后住着个崔腿粗 |
| [00:22.20] | 山前住着个崔粗腿 |
| [00:23.69] | 山后住着个崔腿粗 |
| [00:25.15] | 山前住着个崔粗腿 |
| [00:26.69] | 山后住着个崔腿粗 |
| [00:28.16] | 山前住着个崔粗腿 |
| [00:29.72] | 山后住着个崔腿粗 |
| [00:31.00] | |
| [00:31.71] | 嘻哈嘻哈嘻嘻哈哈 绕舌绕到鬼打墙 |
| [00:34.48] | 大风吹 吹什么风 吹了一阵夏天的风 |
| [00:37.62] | 之后吹起了一阵又一阵的中国风 从西吹到东 |
| [00:40.79] | 嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡 盲目的一堆小蜜蜂 |
| [00:43.00] | |
| [00:43.70] | 这风已成形 它的名字叫流行 |
| [00:46.20] | 样子不一定 可是可是完全看心情 |
| [00:49.27] | 小女生迷西洋剧 老女生最爱韩剧大长今 |
| [00:53.05] | 看别人牛逼超行 就是有人拼命抄袭 |
| [00:55.15] | |
| [00:55.85] | 音乐要原味 这世界当然就要觉醒 |
| [00:59.03] | 一闪一闪亮晶晶 白雪公主打得小矮人满天星 |
| [01:01.73] | 唉呀 如果路见他不平 把他填平 |
| [01:04.81] | 拔刀相助 看卫斯理来变魔术 |
| [01:06.75] | |
| [01:07.40] | 油头的高进你别罗唆 |
| [01:08.81] | 要搓牌就赶快搓 哈哈哈 |
| [01:10.36] | 你搓出了A屎~特火特火 |
| [01:12.18] | 我搓出了豆鼓~过火过火~ |
| [01:12.95] | |
| [01:13.65] | 我个人饱读诗书 |
| [01:15.26] | 倚天屠龙笑掉江湖 |
| [01:16.73] | 大雕侠侣毫不含糊 |
| [01:18.22] | 欲练神功 你先自宫 |
| [01:19.79] | 东方不败夜夜大战那令狐冲 还不如 |
| [01:22.68] | 服务员儿 先让那音乐的满汉大餐快上桌 |
| [01:25.25] | |
| [01:25.95] | 学校被当 工作被取代 |
| [01:28.48] | 老妈也无奈 （衰出一片未来） |
| [01:31.55] | 只剩音乐 当我的晚餐 |
| [01:34.78] | （斗瑞眯发搜拉吸 哼出我的旋律） |
| [01:37.58] | 喝酒伤肝 不喝就伤心 |
| [01:40.62] | 奇怪不奇怪（请叫我小心肝） |
| [01:43.59] | 谁来幽默 歌颂这悲哀 |
| [01:46.90] | 继续哼着歌 我最爽快 |
| [01:50.05] | |
| [01:54.50] | |
| [01:55.40] | 师父说我是玩音乐的那块料 |
| [01:58.03] | 唯有觉醒才能够领悟其中的奥妙 |
| [02:01.03] | 那成功的秘技当然是学校里没教 |
| [02:04.20] | 想要出人头地 啊~你一定不能不挑 |
| [02:06.50] | |
| [02:07.21] | 音乐格斗永远出着一样的招 |
| [02:10.05] | 哪有这么刚好 会闹闹闹闹闹闹闹闹双胞 |
| [02:13.63] | 别人出布 我出剪刀 半套全套 品质最好 |
| [02:16.68] | 有着自己的音乐风格算你有一套 |
| [02:19.58] | 服务员儿~那音乐的满汉大餐滋味真正好~ |
| [02:21.65] | |
| [02:22.35] | 学校被当 工作被取代 |
| [02:25.40] | 老妈也无奈 （衰出一片未来） |
| [02:28.40] | 只剩音乐 当我的晚餐 |
| [02:31.65] | （斗瑞眯发搜拉吸 哼出我的旋律） |
| [02:34.51] | 喝酒伤肝 不喝就伤心 |
| [02:37.44] | 奇怪不奇怪（请叫我小心肝） |
| [02:40.50] | 谁来幽默 歌颂这悲哀 |
| [02:44.70] | 继续哼着歌 我最爽快 |
| [02:48.58] | |
| [02:52.65] | 山前住着个颜圆眼 |
| [02:54.31] | 山后住着个颜眼圆 |
| [02:55.80] | 二人山前来比眼 |
| [02:57.26] | 也不知是 |
| [02:58.42] | 颜圆眼比颜眼圆的眼圆 |
| [03:00.37] | 还是颜眼圆比颜圆眼的圆眼 |
| [03:03.18] | |
| [03:04.50] | 山前住着个崔粗腿 |
| [03:06.09] | 山后住着个崔腿粗 |
| [03:07.50] | 二人山前来比腿 |
| [03:08.99] | 也不知是 |
| [03:10.08] | 崔粗腿比崔腿粗的腿粗 |
| [03:12.08] | 还是崔腿粗比崔粗腿的粗腿 |
| [03:14.46] | (鸡腿？)粗腿 (狗腿？) 粗腿 (美腿？) |
| [03:18.20] | 粗腿 (喔~粗腿！粗腿！粗腿！) |
| [03:19.30] | |
| [03:20.00] | 学校被当 工作被取代 |
| [03:22.80] | 老妈也无奈 （衰出一片未来） |
| [03:25.72] | 只剩音乐 当我的晚餐 |
| [03:28.95] | （斗瑞眯发搜拉吸 哼出我的旋律） |
| [03:31.84] | 喝酒伤肝 不喝就伤心 |
| [03:34.74] | 奇怪不奇怪（请叫我小心肝） |
| [03:37.79] | 谁来幽默 歌颂这悲哀 |
| [03:42.03] | 继续哼着歌 我最爽快 |
| [03:47.23] |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : wei si li zhu jing ran |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : wei si li xiao cui |
| [00:19.37] | shan qian zhu zhe ge cui cu tui |
| [00:20.64] | shan hou zhu zhe ge cui tui cu |
| [00:22.20] | shan qian zhu zhe ge cui cu tui |
| [00:23.69] | shan hou zhu zhe ge cui tui cu |
| [00:25.15] | shan qian zhu zhe ge cui cu tui |
| [00:26.69] | shan hou zhu zhe ge cui tui cu |
| [00:28.16] | shan qian zhu zhe ge cui cu tui |
| [00:29.72] | shan hou zhu zhe ge cui tui cu |
| [00:31.00] | |
| [00:31.71] | xi ha xi ha xi xi ha ha rao she rao dao gui da qiang |
| [00:34.48] | da feng chui chui shen me feng chui le yi zhen xia tian de feng |
| [00:37.62] | zhi hou chui qi le yi zhen you yi zhen de zhong guo feng cong xi chui dao dong |
| [00:40.79] | weng weng weng weng weng weng mang mu di yi dui xiao mi feng |
| [00:43.00] | |
| [00:43.70] | zhe feng yi cheng xing ta de ming zi jiao liu xing |
| [00:46.20] | yang zi bu yi ding ke shi ke shi wan quan kan xin qing |
| [00:49.27] | xiao nv sheng mi xi yang ju lao nv sheng zui ai han ju da chang jin |
| [00:53.05] | kan bie ren niu bi chao xing jiu shi you ren pin ming chao xi |
| [00:55.15] | |
| [00:55.85] | yin yue yao yuan wei zhe shi jie dang ran jiu yao jue xing |
| [00:59.03] | yi shan yi shan liang jing jing bai xue gong zhu da de xiao ai ren man tian xing |
| [01:01.73] | ai ya ru guo lu jian ta bu ping ba ta tian ping |
| [01:04.81] | ba dao xiang zhu kan wei si li lai bian mo shu |
| [01:06.75] | |
| [01:07.40] | you tou de gao jin ni bie luo suo |
| [01:08.81] | yao cuo pai jiu gan kuai cuo ha ha ha |
| [01:10.36] | ni cuo chu le A shi te huo te huo |
| [01:12.18] | wo cuo chu le dou gu guo huo guo huo |
| [01:12.95] | |
| [01:13.65] | wo ge ren bao du shi shu |
| [01:15.26] | yi tian tu long xiao diao jiang hu |
| [01:16.73] | da diao xia lv hao bu han hu |
| [01:18.22] | yu lian shen gong ni xian zi gong |
| [01:19.79] | dong fang bu bai ye ye da zhan na ling hu chong hai bu ru |
| [01:22.68] | fu wu yuan er xian rang na yin yue de man han da can kuai shang zhuo |
| [01:25.25] | |
| [01:25.95] | xue xiao bei dang gong zuo bei qu dai |
| [01:28.48] | lao ma ye wu nai shuai chu yi pian wei lai |
| [01:31.55] | zhi sheng yin yue dang wo de wan can |
| [01:34.78] | dou rui mi fa sou la xi heng chu wo de xuan lv |
| [01:37.58] | he jiu shang gan bu he jiu shang xin |
| [01:40.62] | qi guai bu qi guai qing jiao wo xiao xin gan |
| [01:43.59] | shui lai you mo ge song zhe bei ai |
| [01:46.90] | ji xu heng zhe ge wo zui shuang kuai |
| [01:50.05] | |
| [01:54.50] | |
| [01:55.40] | shi fu shuo wo shi wan yin yue de na kuai liao |
| [01:58.03] | wei you jue xing cai neng gou ling wu qi zhong de ao miao |
| [02:01.03] | na cheng gong de mi ji dang ran shi xue xiao li mei jiao |
| [02:04.20] | xiang yao chu ren tou di a ni yi ding bu neng bu tiao |
| [02:06.50] | |
| [02:07.21] | yin yue ge dou yong yuan chu zhe yi yang de zhao |
| [02:10.05] | na you zhe me gang hao hui nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao shuang bao |
| [02:13.63] | bie ren chu bu wo chu jian dao ban tao quan tao pin zhi zui hao |
| [02:16.68] | you zhe zi ji de yin yue feng ge suan ni you yi tao |
| [02:19.58] | fu wu yuan er na yin yue de man han da can zi wei zhen zheng hao |
| [02:21.65] | |
| [02:22.35] | xue xiao bei dang gong zuo bei qu dai |
| [02:25.40] | lao ma ye wu nai shuai chu yi pian wei lai |
| [02:28.40] | zhi sheng yin yue dang wo de wan can |
| [02:31.65] | dou rui mi fa sou la xi heng chu wo de xuan lv |
| [02:34.51] | he jiu shang gan bu he jiu shang xin |
| [02:37.44] | qi guai bu qi guai qing jiao wo xiao xin gan |
| [02:40.50] | shui lai you mo ge song zhe bei ai |
| [02:44.70] | ji xu heng zhe ge wo zui shuang kuai |
| [02:48.58] | |
| [02:52.65] | shan qian zhu zhe ge yan yuan yan |
| [02:54.31] | shan hou zhu zhe ge yan yan yuan |
| [02:55.80] | er ren shan qian lai bi yan |
| [02:57.26] | ye bu zhi shi |
| [02:58.42] | yan yuan yan bi yan yan yuan de yan yuan |
| [03:00.37] | hai shi yan yan yuan bi yan yuan yan de yuan yan |
| [03:03.18] | |
| [03:04.50] | shan qian zhu zhe ge cui cu tui |
| [03:06.09] | shan hou zhu zhe ge cui tui cu |
| [03:07.50] | er ren shan qian lai bi tui |
| [03:08.99] | ye bu zhi shi |
| [03:10.08] | cui cu tui bi cui tui cu de tui cu |
| [03:12.08] | hai shi cui tui cu bi cui cu tui de cu tui |
| [03:14.46] | ji tui? cu tui gou tui? cu tui mei tui? |
| [03:18.20] | cu tui o cu tui! cu tui! cu tui! |
| [03:19.30] | |
| [03:20.00] | xue xiao bei dang gong zuo bei qu dai |
| [03:22.80] | lao ma ye wu nai shuai chu yi pian wei lai |
| [03:25.72] | zhi sheng yin yue dang wo de wan can |
| [03:28.95] | dou rui mi fa sou la xi heng chu wo de xuan lv |
| [03:31.84] | he jiu shang gan bu he jiu shang xin |
| [03:34.74] | qi guai bu qi guai qing jiao wo xiao xin gan |
| [03:37.79] | shui lai you mo ge song zhe bei ai |
| [03:42.03] | ji xu heng zhe ge wo zui shuang kuai |
| [03:47.23] |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : wéi sī lì zhū jìng rán |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : wéi sī lì xiǎo cuī |
| [00:19.37] | shān qián zhù zhe gè cuī cū tuǐ |
| [00:20.64] | shān hòu zhù zhe gè cuī tuǐ cū |
| [00:22.20] | shān qián zhù zhe gè cuī cū tuǐ |
| [00:23.69] | shān hòu zhù zhe gè cuī tuǐ cū |
| [00:25.15] | shān qián zhù zhe gè cuī cū tuǐ |
| [00:26.69] | shān hòu zhù zhe gè cuī tuǐ cū |
| [00:28.16] | shān qián zhù zhe gè cuī cū tuǐ |
| [00:29.72] | shān hòu zhù zhe gè cuī tuǐ cū |
| [00:31.00] | |
| [00:31.71] | xī hā xī hā xī xī hā hā rào shé rào dào guǐ dǎ qiáng |
| [00:34.48] | dà fēng chuī chuī shén me fēng chuī le yī zhèn xià tiān de fēng |
| [00:37.62] | zhī hòu chuī qǐ le yī zhèn yòu yī zhèn de zhōng guó fēng cóng xī chuī dào dōng |
| [00:40.79] | wēng wēng wēng wēng wēng wēng máng mù dì yī duī xiǎo mì fēng |
| [00:43.00] | |
| [00:43.70] | zhè fēng yǐ chéng xíng tā de míng zì jiào liú xíng |
| [00:46.20] | yàng zi bù yí dìng kě shì kě shì wán quán kàn xīn qíng |
| [00:49.27] | xiǎo nǚ shēng mí xī yáng jù lǎo nǚ shēng zuì ài hán jù dà cháng jīn |
| [00:53.05] | kàn bié rén niú bī chāo xíng jiù shì yǒu rén pīn mìng chāo xí |
| [00:55.15] | |
| [00:55.85] | yīn yuè yào yuán wèi zhè shì jiè dāng rán jiù yào jué xǐng |
| [00:59.03] | yī shǎn yī shǎn liàng jīng jīng bái xuě gōng zhǔ dǎ dé xiǎo ǎi rén mǎn tiān xīng |
| [01:01.73] | āi ya rú guǒ lù jiàn tā bù píng bǎ tā tián píng |
| [01:04.81] | bá dāo xiāng zhù kàn wèi sī lǐ lái biàn mó shù |
| [01:06.75] | |
| [01:07.40] | yóu tóu de gāo jìn nǐ bié luó suō |
| [01:08.81] | yào cuō pái jiù gǎn kuài cuō hā hā hā |
| [01:10.36] | nǐ cuō chū le A shǐ tè huǒ tè huǒ |
| [01:12.18] | wǒ cuō chū le dòu gǔ guò huǒ guò huǒ |
| [01:12.95] | |
| [01:13.65] | wǒ gè rén bǎo dú shī shū |
| [01:15.26] | yǐ tiān tú lóng xiào diào jiāng hú |
| [01:16.73] | dà diāo xiá lǚ háo bù hán hu |
| [01:18.22] | yù liàn shén gōng nǐ xiān zì gōng |
| [01:19.79] | dōng fāng bù bài yè yè dà zhàn nà líng hú chōng hái bù rú |
| [01:22.68] | fú wù yuán ér xiān ràng nà yīn yuè de mǎn hàn dà cān kuài shàng zhuō |
| [01:25.25] | |
| [01:25.95] | xué xiào bèi dāng gōng zuò bèi qǔ dài |
| [01:28.48] | lǎo mā yě wú nài shuāi chū yī piàn wèi lái |
| [01:31.55] | zhǐ shèng yīn yuè dāng wǒ de wǎn cān |
| [01:34.78] | dòu ruì mī fā sōu lā xī hēng chū wǒ de xuán lǜ |
| [01:37.58] | hē jiǔ shāng gān bù hē jiù shāng xīn |
| [01:40.62] | qí guài bù qí guài qǐng jiào wǒ xiǎo xīn gān |
| [01:43.59] | shuí lái yōu mò gē sòng zhè bēi āi |
| [01:46.90] | jì xù hēng zhe gē wǒ zuì shuǎng kuài |
| [01:50.05] | |
| [01:54.50] | |
| [01:55.40] | shī fù shuō wǒ shì wán yīn yuè de nà kuài liào |
| [01:58.03] | wéi yǒu jué xǐng cái néng gòu lǐng wù qí zhōng de ào miào |
| [02:01.03] | nà chéng gōng de mì jì dāng rán shì xué xiào lǐ méi jiào |
| [02:04.20] | xiǎng yào chū rén tóu dì a nǐ yí dìng bù néng bù tiāo |
| [02:06.50] | |
| [02:07.21] | yīn yuè gé dòu yǒng yuǎn chū zhe yí yàng de zhāo |
| [02:10.05] | nǎ yǒu zhè me gāng hǎo huì nào nào nào nào nào nào nào nào shuāng bāo |
| [02:13.63] | bié rén chū bù wǒ chū jiǎn dāo bàn tào quán tào pǐn zhì zuì hǎo |
| [02:16.68] | yǒu zhe zì jǐ de yīn yuè fēng gé suàn nǐ yǒu yī tào |
| [02:19.58] | fú wù yuán ér nà yīn yuè de mǎn hàn dà cān zī wèi zhēn zhèng hǎo |
| [02:21.65] | |
| [02:22.35] | xué xiào bèi dāng gōng zuò bèi qǔ dài |
| [02:25.40] | lǎo mā yě wú nài shuāi chū yī piàn wèi lái |
| [02:28.40] | zhǐ shèng yīn yuè dāng wǒ de wǎn cān |
| [02:31.65] | dòu ruì mī fā sōu lā xī hēng chū wǒ de xuán lǜ |
| [02:34.51] | hē jiǔ shāng gān bù hē jiù shāng xīn |
| [02:37.44] | qí guài bù qí guài qǐng jiào wǒ xiǎo xīn gān |
| [02:40.50] | shuí lái yōu mò gē sòng zhè bēi āi |
| [02:44.70] | jì xù hēng zhe gē wǒ zuì shuǎng kuài |
| [02:48.58] | |
| [02:52.65] | shān qián zhù zhe gè yán yuán yǎn |
| [02:54.31] | shān hòu zhù zhe gè yán yǎn yuán |
| [02:55.80] | èr rén shān qián lái bǐ yǎn |
| [02:57.26] | yě bù zhī shì |
| [02:58.42] | yán yuán yǎn bǐ yán yǎn yuán de yǎn yuán |
| [03:00.37] | hái shì yán yǎn yuán bǐ yán yuán yǎn de yuán yǎn |
| [03:03.18] | |
| [03:04.50] | shān qián zhù zhe gè cuī cū tuǐ |
| [03:06.09] | shān hòu zhù zhe gè cuī tuǐ cū |
| [03:07.50] | èr rén shān qián lái bǐ tuǐ |
| [03:08.99] | yě bù zhī shì |
| [03:10.08] | cuī cū tuǐ bǐ cuī tuǐ cū de tuǐ cū |
| [03:12.08] | hái shì cuī tuǐ cū bǐ cuī cū tuǐ de cū tuǐ |
| [03:14.46] | jī tuǐ? cū tuǐ gǒu tuǐ? cū tuǐ měi tuǐ? |
| [03:18.20] | cū tuǐ ō cū tuǐ! cū tuǐ! cū tuǐ! |
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| [03:20.00] | xué xiào bèi dāng gōng zuò bèi qǔ dài |
| [03:22.80] | lǎo mā yě wú nài shuāi chū yī piàn wèi lái |
| [03:25.72] | zhǐ shèng yīn yuè dāng wǒ de wǎn cān |
| [03:28.95] | dòu ruì mī fā sōu lā xī hēng chū wǒ de xuán lǜ |
| [03:31.84] | hē jiǔ shāng gān bù hē jiù shāng xīn |
| [03:34.74] | qí guài bù qí guài qǐng jiào wǒ xiǎo xīn gān |
| [03:37.79] | shuí lái yōu mò gē sòng zhè bēi āi |
| [03:42.03] | jì xù hēng zhe gē wǒ zuì shuǎng kuài |
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