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P - Hello hello, may I speak to the E? |
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E - This is me... is this the doctor M.D.? |
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Yo P it's kinda early, who's there Laverner and Shirley? |
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Is it Kate and Allie, or some other girlie? |
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Well anyway, yo P you know I'm lazy |
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Callin me this time of hour you must be crazy |
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P - Excuse me, but I'm sorry E Double |
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It's a terrible situation and it might cause trouble |
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Throw on your coat jump in your Benz and come over |
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E - Why P? |
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P - Yo, I think Jane is on my sofa |
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E - What? |
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P - Last night I was all alone |
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Cold watch the boob tube, because my fuse was blown |
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Picked up the bat phone, to drop a line to you |
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Maybe 10:15, or maybe 10:22 |
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E - Where was I? |
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P - I don't know, you wasn't there |
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Threw on the link Rolex watch and fresh gear |
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I grabbed my key, along with the cash flow |
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Shifted out the door to the local disco |
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E - Where'd you go, not to that ran down pub |
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P - Hell no... I was coolin at a club |
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It was Spanish night, so I was drinkin Molta |
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Threw on a little tango, plus a little salsa |
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Seen a fly girl, standin next to me |
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So I slid over to her very non-chalantly |
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She was DEF, body perfectly fit |
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She was packin, a 300-E with the kit |
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I said, "Kitten, how ya doin miss?" |
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I said, "Hello my name is Parrish" |
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E - "Hi, my name is Cris" |
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P - "Can I buy you a drink?" |
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E - "Yes" |
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P - "What will it be?" |
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E - "A martini and Rossi, Asi Spumante. |
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By the way is that your Caadillac Allante |
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parked outside right next to my Monte |
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car? You can call it, my ex-husband bought it." |
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P - Put my ego up here and said it's time to go for it |
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"This place is a drag, grab your coat and bag. |
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We'll have drinks on the house, back at my pad." |
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We got to my house we walked through the door |
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Threw on "Night and Day" by |
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E - Al. B Sure |
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P - She grabbed me, gave me kiss on the lips |
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So I grabbed the cold booty and caressed the hips |
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I got ahead of myself, because I wanted to flirt |
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Took off the G-strings and the V-neck skirt |
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Put my eho up here |
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E - Yeah it's time to do work |
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P - I felt the movement below so it's time to react |
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I went in my back utility belt anad pulled out a jim hat |
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I bust a move... when it came to that |
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But then she freaked it, and grabbed the bozack |
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Started dpom it, then she called me the master |
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E - You got bigger, better, stronger and much faster |
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P - At first I laughed, as if it was a joke |
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But then my heart skipped a beat, and I lost a stroke |
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I said to myself, oh no it couldn't be |
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The J to the A to the N to the E |
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E - Yo P don't tell me it was Jane you were douchin |
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With the Anita Baker head |
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P - Nah more like Whitney Houston |
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E - While the record's still playing to Al B. Sure's "Effect Mode" |
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Stay tuned, to be continued on the next episode |
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Peace, I'm Audi 5000 |