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Herman |
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Herman |
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Herman isn't happy |
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Herman isn't well |
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Herman is an albino |
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Not that you could tell. |
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Herman |
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Herman |
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Herman is dirty |
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Herman is cold |
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Herman is thirty and |
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Wishes he was old |
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But he isn't. |
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Herman has a trailer |
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On top of it is grass |
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He filled the inside up with dirt |
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And made the sides of glass |
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He lets you climb the steps |
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Up to the top for free |
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And look down through a little hole |
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Above his old TV. |
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But if you want some more |
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You pay to go inside |
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The tent that goes around the trailer |
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In which Herman hides. |
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Herman plays piano |
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When no one is around |
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He has an upright baby Steinway |
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Underneath the ground. |
