[00:22.870] | 我的同事小赵是个电脑高手 |
[00:25.270] | 身边的姑娘走马灯似的走 |
[00:27.630] | 每次聊天都开十个窗口 |
[00:29.970] | Ctrl C Ctrl V |
[00:31.080] | 十指如飞不亦乐乎 |
[00:32.470] | 他说网络就是爱情的乐园 |
[00:34.710] | 缺德缺心眼就是不缺女朋友 |
[00:37.020] | 我的脸皮很薄是个传统型 |
[00:39.410] | 我见的恐龙网友足够一个加强营 |
[00:41.800] | 好不容易等到天上掉馅饼 |
[00:44.270] | 碰见一个女孩名叫庄雅婷 |
[00:46.800] | 她美丽多情还很有个性 |
[00:49.080] | 她小嘴很甜善解人意 |
[00:51.490] | 猪头猪头我爱你 |
[00:52.670] | 就像老鼠爱大米,嗯~啵 |
[00:56.160] | 很有小资情调没有铜臭气 |
[00:58.490] | 有事没事就爱看个流星雨 |
[01:00.920] | 莫非传说中的爱情已经降临 |
[01:03.390] | 谁要不信我非得跟丫急 |
[01:05.780] | 转天我想跟她确定关系 |
[01:08.050] | 都老大不小了家里逼得急 |
[01:10.600] | 她一脸无辜像个Baby |
[01:12.940] | 小样你是新来的吧 |
[01:15.400] | 给你三分颜色你就忘乎所以 |
[01:17.730] | 青蛙插鸟毛你冒充747 |
[01:20.150] | 网络爱情只是一场游戏 |
[01:22.450] | 你爱我我爱你那是问候语 |
[01:24.920] | 不要天长地久只要那一宿 |
[01:27.290] | 人生有几个青春得留点回忆 |
[01:29.720] | 男朋友是铁打营盘流水的兵 |
[01:31.980] | 其实你只是我的十分之一 |
[01:34.440] | 除非你是一个成功人士 |
[01:36.760] | 有车有别墅最好能上富布斯 |
[01:39.210] | 钞票不是万能的 |
[01:41.580] | 有时还要信用卡 |
[01:44.080] | 钞票不是万能的 |
[01:46.380] | 有时还要信用卡 |
[01:48.940] | 汗 汗 汗~ 汗 汗 汗~ |
[01:51.300] | 我是前朝遗民还是来自火星 |
[01:53.700] | 汗 汗 汗~ 汗 汗 汗~ |
[01:55.850] | 我是不是传说中的弱智群体 |
[01:58.420] | 汗 汗 汗~ 汗 汗 汗~ |
[02:00.610] | 我抽根皮筋打你们家玻璃 |
[02:03.120] | 汗 汗 汗~ 汗 汗 汗~ |
[02:06.010] | 嗨 我无语。。 |
[02:08.900] | |
[02:12.710] | 接受生活教育 |
[02:14.020] | 咱不整爱情了 |
[02:15.320] | 整文学总可以吧 |
[02:17.620] | 我打小就是文学少年 |
[02:19.850] | 最爱看的书是少年文学 |
[02:22.150] | 转眼长成了文学青年 |
[02:24.600] | 一不小心直奔文学中年 |
[02:29.440] | 好多年轻作家都从这里起步了 |
[02:31.820] | 满怀着十二万分仰慕之情 |
[02:34.130] | 上去一看唬得我一愣一愣 |
[02:36.600] | 点击率随随便便就是好几百万 |
[02:39.050] | (oh my dog,这不都是畅销书啊) |
[02:41.390] | 写书的姑娘小伙都还很漂亮 |
[02:44.390] | 美女作家美男作家还有美女编辑 |
[02:46.290] | 看看题目还真让人脸红心跳 |
[02:48.440] | 莫非一不小心进了情色网站 |
[02:50.930] | 内容写来写去感觉都很熟悉 |
[02:53.530] | (小样 你管得着吗大学教授还抄呢) |
[02:55.810] | 就是那点破事儿几个男男女女 |
[02:58.120] | 搞来搞去不正常的男女关系 |
[03:00.390] | 都说网络提前进入下半身世纪 |
[03:02.780] | 请问对方辩友您的脸准备长在哪里 |
[03:05.260] | 有位大哥门儿清 |
[03:06.120] | 说这是我们的秘密 |
[03:07.710] | 搞文学的秘诀就在于 |
[03:10.170] | 搞搞搞 搞搞搞 搞搞搞搞搞搞搞 |
[03:14.870] | 写啥不重要 首先得会包装自己 |
[03:17.210] | 你有两分姿色就是绝代佳丽 |
[03:19.510] | 实在不行就整容再变性 |
[03:21.930] | 或者你的身世很离奇 |
[03:24.210] | 你原来就是曹雪芹的初恋情人 |
[03:26.760] | 搞个博客发表隐私日记 |
[03:29.060] | 最好扯几个名人揭丫老底 |
[03:31.470] | 实在不行还能打个官司博个出镜率 |
[03:36.060] | 把无聊当有趣 无知当个性 |
[03:38.710] | 当脸长在臀上 爱咋咋地 |
[03:41.100] | 牺牲自己娱乐人民 |
[03:43.640] | 汗 汗 汗~ 汗 汗 汗~ |
[03:45.810] | 我是前朝遗民还是来自火星 |
[03:48.270] | 汗 汗 汗~ 汗 汗 汗~ |
[03:50.480] | 我是不是传说中的弱智群体 |
[03:53.020] | 汗 汗 汗~ 汗 汗 汗~ |
[03:55.280] | 我抽根皮筋打你们家玻璃 |
[03:57.690] | 汗 汗 汗~ 汗 汗 汗~ |
[04:00.530] | 嗨 我无语。。 |
[04:12.160] | 学学有钱的狗拿起麦克风 |
[04:14.480] | 说说这个神奇又扭曲的网络 |
[04:16.900] | 不能太严肃就是找点乐子 |
[04:19.290] | 这是老百姓喜闻乐见的方式 |
[04:21.640] | 你要五音不全还能做个嘻哈歌手 |
[04:24.050] | 就是山东快书加上嘻哈节奏 |
[04:26.480] | 铛里个铛 铛里个铛 |
[04:28.770] | 闲言碎语不要讲 |
[04:31.680] | 表一表好汉武二郎 |
[04:34.270] | 武松洗澡没热水 |
[04:36.560] | 自来水浇了个透心凉 |
[04:40.630] | 我不是外国混血没有海龟经历 |
[04:43.160] | 我的根实实在在扎在这片土地 |
[04:45.550] | 我没有巨额家业没有高干亲戚 |
[04:47.880] | 我借钱买的小一居远在郊区 |
[04:52.710] | 幕后班底没有一个海外的 |
[04:55.260] | 我也不准备炒作版权问题 |
[04:57.430] | 有种别作弊拼拼音乐实力 |
[04:59.840] | 我就是未来的超级明星 |
[05:02.320] | 修修修 super star |
[05:04.740] | 修修修 super star |
[05:07.930] | (老婆 有人扮上帝啊) |
[05:09.730] | 我只想唧唧歪歪说点实话 |
[05:11.800] | 揭开表面繁荣的事实真相 |
[05:14.220] | 咱好歹也有几千年文化 |
[05:16.610] | 不能传到咱们这代就给败了 |
[05:18.930] | 别管网上网下,都得有个人样 |
[05:21.210] | 这是基本人生原则你妈没教你吗 |
[05:24.350] | (小样 别以为换个马甲我就不认识你) |
[05:28.750] | 网络是大家的公共游乐场 |
[05:30.830] | 千万别把它变成公共垃圾场 |
[05:33.270] | 网络是大家的公共游乐场 |
[05:35.690] | 千万别把它变成公共垃圾场 |
[05:38.260] | 汗 汗 汗~ 汗 汗 汗~ |
[05:40.590] | 我是前朝遗民还是来自火星 |
[05:43.130] | 汗 汗 汗~ 汗 汗 汗~ |
[05:45.250] | 我是不是传说中的弱智群体 |
[05:47.690] | 汗 汗 汗~ 汗 汗 汗~ |
[05:49.900] | 我抽根皮筋打你们家玻璃 |
[05:52.510] | 汗 汗 汗~ 汗 汗 汗~ |
[05:55.220] | 嗨 我无语。。 |
[00:22.870] | wo de tong shi xiao zhao shi ge dian nao gao shou |
[00:25.270] | shen bian de gu niang zou ma deng shi de zou |
[00:27.630] | mei ci liao tian du kai shi ge chuang kou |
[00:29.970] | Ctrl C Ctrl V |
[00:31.080] | shi zhi ru fei bu yi le hu |
[00:32.470] | ta shuo wang luo jiu shi ai qing de le yuan |
[00:34.710] | que de que xin yan jiu shi bu que nv peng you |
[00:37.020] | wo de lian pi hen bao shi ge chuan tong xing |
[00:39.410] | wo jian de kong long wang you zu gou yi ge jia qiang ying |
[00:41.800] | hao bu rong yi deng dao tian shang diao xian bing |
[00:44.270] | peng jian yi ge nv hai ming jiao zhuang ya ting |
[00:46.800] | ta mei li duo qing hai hen you ge xing |
[00:49.080] | ta xiao zui hen tian shan jie ren yi |
[00:51.490] | zhu tou zhu tou wo ai ni |
[00:52.670] | jiu xiang lao shu ai da mi, bo |
[00:56.160] | hen you xiao zi qing diao mei you tong xiu qi |
[00:58.490] | you shi mei shi jiu ai kan ge liu xing yu |
[01:00.920] | mo fei chuan shuo zhong de ai qing yi jing jiang lin |
[01:03.390] | shui yao bu xin wo fei dei gen ya ji |
[01:05.780] | zhuan tian wo xiang gen ta que ding guan xi |
[01:08.050] | dou lao da bu xiao le jia li bi de ji |
[01:10.600] | ta yi lian wu gu xiang ge Baby |
[01:12.940] | xiao yang ni shi xin lai de ba |
[01:15.400] | gei ni san fen yan se ni jiu wang hu suo yi |
[01:17.730] | qing wa cha niao mao ni mao chong 747 |
[01:20.150] | wang luo ai qing zhi shi yi chang you xi |
[01:22.450] | ni ai wo wo ai ni na shi wen hou yu |
[01:24.920] | bu yao tian chang di jiu zhi yao na yi xiu |
[01:27.290] | ren sheng you ji ge qing chun de liu dian hui yi |
[01:29.720] | nan peng you shi tie da ying pan liu shui de bing |
[01:31.980] | qi shi ni zhi shi wo de shi fen zhi yi |
[01:34.440] | chu fei ni shi yi ge cheng gong ren shi |
[01:36.760] | you che you bie shu zui hao neng shang fu bu si |
[01:39.210] | chao piao bu shi wan neng de |
[01:41.580] | you shi hai yao xin yong ka |
[01:44.080] | chao piao bu shi wan neng de |
[01:46.380] | you shi hai yao xin yong ka |
[01:48.940] | han han han han han han |
[01:51.300] | wo shi qian chao yi min hai shi lai zi huo xing |
[01:53.700] | han han han han han han |
[01:55.850] | wo shi bu shi chuan shuo zhong de ruo zhi qun ti |
[01:58.420] | han han han han han han |
[02:00.610] | wo chou gen pi jin da ni men jia bo li |
[02:03.120] | han han han han han han |
[02:06.010] | hai wo wu yu.. |
[02:08.900] | |
[02:12.710] | jie shou sheng huo jiao yu |
[02:14.020] | zan bu zheng ai qing le |
[02:15.320] | zheng wen xue zong ke yi ba |
[02:17.620] | wo da xiao jiu shi wen xue shao nian |
[02:19.850] | zui ai kan de shu shi shao nian wen xue |
[02:22.150] | zhuan yan chang cheng le wen xue qing nian |
[02:24.600] | yi bu xiao xin zhi ben wen xue zhong nian |
[02:29.440] | hao duo nian qing zuo jia dou cong zhe li qi bu le |
[02:31.820] | man huai zhe shi er wan fen yang mu zhi qing |
[02:34.130] | shang qu yi kan hu de wo yi leng yi leng |
[02:36.600] | dian ji lv sui sui pian pian jiu shi hao ji bai wan |
[02:39.050] | oh my dog, zhe bu dou shi chang xiao shu a |
[02:41.390] | xie shu de gu niang xiao huo dou hai hen piao liang |
[02:44.390] | mei nv zuo jia mei nan zuo jia hai you mei nv bian ji |
[02:46.290] | kan kan ti mu hai zhen rang ren lian hong xin tiao |
[02:48.440] | mo fei yi bu xiao xin jin le qing se wang zhan |
[02:50.930] | nei rong xie lai xie qu gan jue dou hen shu xi |
[02:53.530] | xiao yang ni guan de zhao ma da xue jiao shou hai chao ne |
[02:55.810] | jiu shi na dian po shi er ji ge nan nan nv nv |
[02:58.120] | gao lai gao qu bu zheng chang de nan nv guan xi |
[03:00.390] | dou shuo wang luo ti qian jin ru xia ban shen shi ji |
[03:02.780] | qing wen dui fang bian you nin de lian zhun bei zhang zai na li |
[03:05.260] | you wei da ge men er qing |
[03:06.120] | shuo zhe shi wo men de mi mi |
[03:07.710] | gao wen xue de mi jue jiu zai yu |
[03:10.170] | gao gao gao gao gao gao gao gao gao gao gao gao gao |
[03:14.870] | xie sha bu zhong yao shou xian de hui bao zhuang zi ji |
[03:17.210] | ni you liang fen zi se jiu shi jue dai jia li |
[03:19.510] | shi zai bu xing jiu zheng rong zai bian xing |
[03:21.930] | huo zhe ni de shen shi hen li qi |
[03:24.210] | ni yuan lai jiu shi cao xue qin de chu lian qing ren |
[03:26.760] | gao ge bo ke fa biao yin si ri ji |
[03:29.060] | zui hao che ji ge ming ren jie ya lao di |
[03:31.470] | shi zai bu xing hai neng da ge guan si bo ge chu jing lv |
[03:36.060] | ba wu liao dang you qu wu zhi dang ge xing |
[03:38.710] | dang lian zhang zai tun shang ai za za di |
[03:41.100] | xi sheng zi ji yu le ren min |
[03:43.640] | han han han han han han |
[03:45.810] | wo shi qian chao yi min hai shi lai zi huo xing |
[03:48.270] | han han han han han han |
[03:50.480] | wo shi bu shi chuan shuo zhong de ruo zhi qun ti |
[03:53.020] | han han han han han han |
[03:55.280] | wo chou gen pi jin da ni men jia bo li |
[03:57.690] | han han han han han han |
[04:00.530] | hai wo wu yu.. |
[04:12.160] | xue xue you qian de gou na qi mai ke feng |
[04:14.480] | shuo shuo zhe ge shen qi you niu qu de wang luo |
[04:16.900] | bu neng tai yan su jiu shi zhao dian le zi |
[04:19.290] | zhe shi lao bai xing xi wen le jian de fang shi |
[04:21.640] | ni yao wu yin bu quan hai neng zuo ge xi ha ge shou |
[04:24.050] | jiu shi shan dong kuai shu jia shang xi ha jie zou |
[04:26.480] | dang li ge dang dang li ge dang |
[04:28.770] | xian yan sui yu bu yao jiang |
[04:31.680] | biao yi biao hao han wu er lang |
[04:34.270] | wu song xi zao mei re shui |
[04:36.560] | zi lai shui jiao le ge tou xin liang |
[04:40.630] | wo bu shi wai guo hun xue mei you hai gui jing li |
[04:43.160] | wo de gen shi shi zai zai zha zai zhe pian tu di |
[04:45.550] | wo mei you ju e jia ye mei you gao gan qin qi |
[04:47.880] | wo jie qian mai de xiao yi ju yuan zai jiao qu |
[04:52.710] | mu hou ban di mei you yi ge hai wai de |
[04:55.260] | wo ye bu zhun bei chao zuo ban quan wen ti |
[04:57.430] | you zhong bie zuo bi pin pin yin yue shi li |
[04:59.840] | wo jiu shi wei lai de chao ji ming xing |
[05:02.320] | xiu xiu xiu super star |
[05:04.740] | xiu xiu xiu super star |
[05:07.930] | lao po you ren ban shang di a |
[05:09.730] | wo zhi xiang ji ji wai wai shuo dian shi hua |
[05:11.800] | jie kai biao mian fan rong de shi shi zhen xiang |
[05:14.220] | zan hao dai ye you ji qian nian wen hua |
[05:16.610] | bu neng chuan dao zan men zhe dai jiu gei bai le |
[05:18.930] | bie guan wang shang wang xia, dou de you ge ren yang |
[05:21.210] | zhe shi ji ben ren sheng yuan ze ni ma mei jiao ni ma |
[05:24.350] | xiao yang bie yi wei huan ge ma jia wo jiu bu ren shi ni |
[05:28.750] | wang luo shi da jia de gong gong you le chang |
[05:30.830] | qian wan bie ba ta bian cheng gong gong la ji chang |
[05:33.270] | wang luo shi da jia de gong gong you le chang |
[05:35.690] | qian wan bie ba ta bian cheng gong gong la ji chang |
[05:38.260] | han han han han han han |
[05:40.590] | wo shi qian chao yi min hai shi lai zi huo xing |
[05:43.130] | han han han han han han |
[05:45.250] | wo shi bu shi chuan shuo zhong de ruo zhi qun ti |
[05:47.690] | han han han han han han |
[05:49.900] | wo chou gen pi jin da ni men jia bo li |
[05:52.510] | han han han han han han |
[05:55.220] | hai wo wu yu.. |
[00:22.870] | wǒ de tóng shì xiǎo zhào shì gè diàn nǎo gāo shǒu |
[00:25.270] | shēn biān de gū niáng zǒu mǎ dēng shì de zǒu |
[00:27.630] | měi cì liáo tiān dū kāi shí gè chuāng kǒu |
[00:29.970] | Ctrl C Ctrl V |
[00:31.080] | shí zhǐ rú fēi bù yì lè hū |
[00:32.470] | tā shuō wǎng luò jiù shì ài qíng de lè yuán |
[00:34.710] | quē dé quē xīn yǎn jiù shì bù quē nǚ péng yǒu |
[00:37.020] | wǒ de liǎn pí hěn báo shì gè chuán tǒng xíng |
[00:39.410] | wǒ jiàn de kǒng lóng wǎng yǒu zú gòu yí gè jiā qiáng yíng |
[00:41.800] | hǎo bù róng yì děng dào tiān shàng diào xiàn bǐng |
[00:44.270] | pèng jiàn yí gè nǚ hái míng jiào zhuāng yǎ tíng |
[00:46.800] | tā měi lì duō qíng hái hěn yǒu gè xìng |
[00:49.080] | tā xiǎo zuǐ hěn tián shàn jiě rén yì |
[00:51.490] | zhū tóu zhū tóu wǒ ài nǐ |
[00:52.670] | jiù xiàng lǎo shǔ ài dà mǐ, bo |
[00:56.160] | hěn yǒu xiǎo zī qíng diào méi yǒu tóng xiù qì |
[00:58.490] | yǒu shì méi shì jiù ài kàn gè liú xīng yǔ |
[01:00.920] | mò fēi chuán shuō zhōng de ài qíng yǐ jīng jiàng lín |
[01:03.390] | shuí yào bù xìn wǒ fēi děi gēn yā jí |
[01:05.780] | zhuǎn tiān wǒ xiǎng gēn tā què dìng guān xì |
[01:08.050] | dōu lǎo dà bù xiǎo le jiā lǐ bī dé jí |
[01:10.600] | tā yī liǎn wú gū xiàng gè Baby |
[01:12.940] | xiǎo yàng nǐ shì xīn lái de ba |
[01:15.400] | gěi nǐ sān fēn yán sè nǐ jiù wàng hū suǒ yǐ |
[01:17.730] | qīng wā chā niǎo máo nǐ mào chōng 747 |
[01:20.150] | wǎng luò ài qíng zhǐ shì yī chǎng yóu xì |
[01:22.450] | nǐ ài wǒ wǒ ài nǐ nà shi wèn hòu yǔ |
[01:24.920] | bú yào tiān cháng dì jiǔ zhǐ yào nà yī xiǔ |
[01:27.290] | rén shēng yǒu jǐ gè qīng chūn dé liú diǎn huí yì |
[01:29.720] | nán péng yǒu shì tiě dǎ yíng pán liú shuǐ de bīng |
[01:31.980] | qí shí nǐ zhǐ shì wǒ de shí fēn zhī yī |
[01:34.440] | chú fēi nǐ shì yí gè chéng gōng rén shì |
[01:36.760] | yǒu chē yǒu bié shù zuì hǎo néng shàng fù bù sī |
[01:39.210] | chāo piào bú shì wàn néng de |
[01:41.580] | yǒu shí hái yào xìn yòng kǎ |
[01:44.080] | chāo piào bú shì wàn néng de |
[01:46.380] | yǒu shí hái yào xìn yòng kǎ |
[01:48.940] | hàn hàn hàn hàn hàn hàn |
[01:51.300] | wǒ shì qián cháo yí mín hái shì lái zì huǒ xīng |
[01:53.700] | hàn hàn hàn hàn hàn hàn |
[01:55.850] | wǒ shì bú shì chuán shuō zhōng de ruò zhì qún tǐ |
[01:58.420] | hàn hàn hàn hàn hàn hàn |
[02:00.610] | wǒ chōu gēn pí jīn dǎ nǐ men jiā bō lí |
[02:03.120] | hàn hàn hàn hàn hàn hàn |
[02:06.010] | hāi wǒ wú yǔ.. |
[02:08.900] | |
[02:12.710] | jiē shòu shēng huó jiào yù |
[02:14.020] | zán bù zhěng ài qíng le |
[02:15.320] | zhěng wén xué zǒng kě yǐ ba |
[02:17.620] | wǒ dǎ xiǎo jiù shì wén xué shào nián |
[02:19.850] | zuì ài kàn de shū shì shào nián wén xué |
[02:22.150] | zhuǎn yǎn cháng chéng le wén xué qīng nián |
[02:24.600] | yī bù xiǎo xīn zhí bèn wén xué zhōng nián |
[02:29.440] | hǎo duō nián qīng zuò jiā dōu cóng zhè lǐ qǐ bù le |
[02:31.820] | mǎn huái zhe shí èr wàn fēn yǎng mù zhī qíng |
[02:34.130] | shǎng qù yī kàn hǔ dé wǒ yī lèng yī lèng |
[02:36.600] | diǎn jī lǜ suí suí pián pián jiù shì hǎo jǐ bǎi wàn |
[02:39.050] | oh my dog, zhè bù dōu shì chàng xiāo shū a |
[02:41.390] | xiě shū de gū niáng xiǎo huǒ dōu hái hěn piào liàng |
[02:44.390] | měi nǚ zuò jiā měi nán zuò jiā hái yǒu měi nǚ biān jí |
[02:46.290] | kàn kàn tí mù hái zhēn ràng rén liǎn hóng xīn tiào |
[02:48.440] | mò fēi yī bù xiǎo xīn jìn le qíng sè wǎng zhàn |
[02:50.930] | nèi róng xiě lái xiě qù gǎn jué dōu hěn shú xī |
[02:53.530] | xiǎo yàng nǐ guǎn de zháo ma dà xué jiào shòu hái chāo ne |
[02:55.810] | jiù shì nà diǎn pò shì ér jǐ gè nán nán nǚ nǚ |
[02:58.120] | gǎo lái gǎo qù bù zhèng cháng de nán nǚ guān xì |
[03:00.390] | dōu shuō wǎng luò tí qián jìn rù xià bàn shēn shì jì |
[03:02.780] | qǐng wèn duì fāng biàn yǒu nín de liǎn zhǔn bèi zhǎng zài nǎ lǐ |
[03:05.260] | yǒu wèi dà gē mén ér qīng |
[03:06.120] | shuō zhè shì wǒ men de mì mì |
[03:07.710] | gǎo wén xué de mì jué jiù zài yú |
[03:10.170] | gǎo gǎo gǎo gǎo gǎo gǎo gǎo gǎo gǎo gǎo gǎo gǎo gǎo |
[03:14.870] | xiě shà bù zhòng yào shǒu xiān dé huì bāo zhuāng zì jǐ |
[03:17.210] | nǐ yǒu liǎng fēn zī sè jiù shì jué dài jiā lì |
[03:19.510] | shí zài bù xíng jiù zhěng róng zài biàn xìng |
[03:21.930] | huò zhě nǐ de shēn shì hěn lí qí |
[03:24.210] | nǐ yuán lái jiù shì cáo xuě qín de chū liàn qíng rén |
[03:26.760] | gǎo gè bó kè fā biǎo yǐn sī rì jì |
[03:29.060] | zuì hǎo chě jǐ gè míng rén jiē yā lǎo dǐ |
[03:31.470] | shí zài bù xíng hái néng dǎ gè guān sī bó gè chū jìng lǜ |
[03:36.060] | bǎ wú liáo dāng yǒu qù wú zhī dāng gè xìng |
[03:38.710] | dāng liǎn zhǎng zài tún shàng ài zǎ zǎ dì |
[03:41.100] | xī shēng zì jǐ yú lè rén mín |
[03:43.640] | hàn hàn hàn hàn hàn hàn |
[03:45.810] | wǒ shì qián cháo yí mín hái shì lái zì huǒ xīng |
[03:48.270] | hàn hàn hàn hàn hàn hàn |
[03:50.480] | wǒ shì bú shì chuán shuō zhōng de ruò zhì qún tǐ |
[03:53.020] | hàn hàn hàn hàn hàn hàn |
[03:55.280] | wǒ chōu gēn pí jīn dǎ nǐ men jiā bō lí |
[03:57.690] | hàn hàn hàn hàn hàn hàn |
[04:00.530] | hāi wǒ wú yǔ.. |
[04:12.160] | xué xué yǒu qián de gǒu ná qǐ mài kè fēng |
[04:14.480] | shuō shuō zhè gè shén qí yòu niǔ qū de wǎng luò |
[04:16.900] | bù néng tài yán sù jiù shì zhǎo diǎn lè zǐ |
[04:19.290] | zhè shì lǎo bǎi xìng xǐ wén lè jiàn de fāng shì |
[04:21.640] | nǐ yào wǔ yīn bù quán hái néng zuò gè xī hā gē shǒu |
[04:24.050] | jiù shì shān dōng kuài shū jiā shang xī hā jié zòu |
[04:26.480] | dāng lǐ gè dāng dāng lǐ gè dāng |
[04:28.770] | xián yán suì yǔ bú yào jiǎng |
[04:31.680] | biǎo yī biǎo hǎo hàn wǔ èr láng |
[04:34.270] | wǔ sōng xǐ zǎo méi rè shuǐ |
[04:36.560] | zì lái shuǐ jiāo le gè tòu xīn liáng |
[04:40.630] | wǒ bú shì wài guó hùn xuè méi yǒu hǎi guī jīng lì |
[04:43.160] | wǒ de gēn shí shí zài zài zhā zài zhè piàn tǔ dì |
[04:45.550] | wǒ méi yǒu jù é jiā yè méi yǒu gāo gān qīn qī |
[04:47.880] | wǒ jiè qián mǎi de xiǎo yī jū yuǎn zài jiāo qū |
[04:52.710] | mù hòu bān dǐ méi yǒu yí gè hǎi wài de |
[04:55.260] | wǒ yě bù zhǔn bèi chǎo zuò bǎn quán wèn tí |
[04:57.430] | yǒu zhǒng bié zuò bì pīn pīn yīn yuè shí lì |
[04:59.840] | wǒ jiù shì wèi lái de chāo jí míng xīng |
[05:02.320] | xiū xiū xiū super star |
[05:04.740] | xiū xiū xiū super star |
[05:07.930] | lǎo pó yǒu rén bàn shàng dì a |
[05:09.730] | wǒ zhǐ xiǎng jī jī wāi wāi shuō diǎn shí huà |
[05:11.800] | jiē kāi biǎo miàn fán róng de shì shí zhēn xiàng |
[05:14.220] | zán hǎo dǎi yě yǒu jǐ qiān nián wén huà |
[05:16.610] | bù néng chuán dào zán men zhè dài jiù gěi bài le |
[05:18.930] | bié guǎn wǎng shàng wǎng xià, dōu dé yǒu gè rén yàng |
[05:21.210] | zhè shì jī běn rén shēng yuán zé nǐ mā méi jiào nǐ ma |
[05:24.350] | xiǎo yàng bié yǐ wéi huàn gè mǎ jiǎ wǒ jiù bù rèn shi nǐ |
[05:28.750] | wǎng luò shì dà jiā de gōng gòng yóu lè chǎng |
[05:30.830] | qiān wàn bié bǎ tā biàn chéng gōng gòng lā jī chǎng |
[05:33.270] | wǎng luò shì dà jiā de gōng gòng yóu lè chǎng |
[05:35.690] | qiān wàn bié bǎ tā biàn chéng gōng gòng lā jī chǎng |
[05:38.260] | hàn hàn hàn hàn hàn hàn |
[05:40.590] | wǒ shì qián cháo yí mín hái shì lái zì huǒ xīng |
[05:43.130] | hàn hàn hàn hàn hàn hàn |
[05:45.250] | wǒ shì bú shì chuán shuō zhōng de ruò zhì qún tǐ |
[05:47.690] | hàn hàn hàn hàn hàn hàn |
[05:49.900] | wǒ chōu gēn pí jīn dǎ nǐ men jiā bō lí |
[05:52.510] | hàn hàn hàn hàn hàn hàn |
[05:55.220] | hāi wǒ wú yǔ.. |