[00:16.36] | aranlz |
[00:22.38] | |
[00:24.08] | 我把qq隐了身 |
[00:26.25] | 我的msn也离了线 |
[00:29.15] | 我下楼去吃了一碗刀削面 |
[00:32.03] | 你们就说我在搞fb |
[00:35.15] | 一只苍蝇闯进了我的面 |
[00:38.02] | 我轻轻把它拧起来 |
[00:41.02] | 质问它为什么打扰我吃面 |
[00:43.97] | 你们就说我是小fq |
[00:46.93] | 这只苍蝇说它来自海那边 |
[00:49.93] | 那边苍蝇太多撞得头发绿 |
[00:52.83] | 我想它远来是客就露了笑脸 |
[00:55.92] | 你们就骂我是大hj |
[00:59.03] | 这只绿头苍蝇实在是很可爱 |
[01:01.85] | 我想它飞回去路途太遥远 |
[01:04.86] | 要有力气得先吃了这碗面 |
[01:07.81] | 你们就说我是mpj |
[01:12.56] | |
[01:20.42] | 你们说的都很对 |
[01:22.76] | 说得我心里实在很惭愧 |
[01:25.80] | 我对着镜子瞧着我的脸 |
[01:29.16] | 就因为这张脸大得实在像盆面 |
[01:31.70] | 我就去韩国找大夫 |
[01:34.85] | 我不管是张娜啦还是宋惠贤 |
[01:37.76] | 我只想要一张瓜子脸 |
[01:40.71] | 我的瓜子脸啦瓜子脸 |
[01:43.77] | 下了飞机我感觉有点饿 |
[01:46.61] | 我就去找饭馆吃冷面 |
[01:49.66] | 一只苍蝇飞进了我的面 |
[01:52.76] | 我定睛一看还是那绿头苍蝇 |
[01:55.64] | 它说它就跟在我后边 |
[01:58.61] | 韩国大夫名气实在大 |
[02:01.66] | 它也想换一个蓝脑袋 |
[02:04.57] | 因为它的绿头被骂了好多年: |
[02:08.33] | |
[02:17.25] | fb fq hj mpj |
[02:23.22] | fb fq hj mpj |
[02:29.29] | fb fq hj mpj |
[02:35.30] | fb fq hj mpj |
[02:43.36] | fb fq hj mpj |
[02:50.03] | 于是我们一起去找大夫 |
[02:52.50] | 大夫正在手术室里吃泡面 |
[02:55.41] | 他说你们不要太着急 |
[02:58.36] | 等我吃了这碗面我就给你们修面 |
[03:01.77] | 我说我们不着急 |
[03:04.32] | 因为我们有着坚定的信念 |
[03:07.29] | 可是绿头苍蝇实在馋 |
[03:10.33] | 它扎进大夫碗里去抢面 |
[03:13.24] | 大夫一把把它拧起来 |
[03:16.26] | 并把我们哄到门外面 |
[03:19.20] | 说 这种货色我见得太多了 |
[03:21.96] | 一群 fb fq hj mpj |
[03:25.74] | 绿头苍蝇想要蓝脑袋 |
[03:28.19] | 它的蓝脑袋啊蓝脑袋 |
[03:31.17] | 我只想要一张瓜子脸 |
[03:34.19] | 我的瓜子脸啦瓜子脸 |
[03:37.61] | |
[03:46.66] | 我只想要一张瓜子脸 |
[03:49.09] | 我的瓜子脸啦瓜子脸 |
[03:52.39] |
[00:16.36] | aranlz |
[00:22.38] | |
[00:24.08] | wo ba qq yin le shen |
[00:26.25] | wo de msn ye li le xian |
[00:29.15] | wo xia lou qu chi le yi wan dao xiao mian |
[00:32.03] | ni men jiu shuo wo zai gao fb |
[00:35.15] | yi zhi cang ying chuang jin le wo de mian |
[00:38.02] | wo qing qing ba ta ning qi lai |
[00:41.02] | zhi wen ta wei shi me da rao wo chi mian |
[00:43.97] | ni men jiu shuo wo shi xiao fq |
[00:46.93] | zhe zhi cang ying shuo ta lai zi hai na bian |
[00:49.93] | na bian cang ying tai duo zhuang de tou fa lv |
[00:52.83] | wo xiang ta yuan lai shi ke jiu lu le xiao lian |
[00:55.92] | ni men jiu ma wo shi da hj |
[00:59.03] | zhe zhi lv tou cang ying shi zai shi hen ke ai |
[01:01.85] | wo xiang ta fei hui qu lu tu tai yao yuan |
[01:04.86] | yao you li qi de xian chi le zhe wan mian |
[01:07.81] | ni men jiu shuo wo shi mpj |
[01:12.56] | |
[01:20.42] | ni men shuo de dou hen dui |
[01:22.76] | shuo de wo xin li shi zai hen can kui |
[01:25.80] | wo dui zhe jing zi qiao zhe wo de lian |
[01:29.16] | jiu yin wei zhe zhang lian da de shi zai xiang pen mian |
[01:31.70] | wo jiu qu han guo zhao dai fu |
[01:34.85] | wo bu guan shi zhang na la hai shi song hui xian |
[01:37.76] | wo zhi xiang yao yi zhang gua zi lian |
[01:40.71] | wo de gua zi lian la gua zi lian |
[01:43.77] | xia le fei ji wo gan jue you dian e |
[01:46.61] | wo jiu qu zhao fan guan chi leng mian |
[01:49.66] | yi zhi cang ying fei jin le wo de mian |
[01:52.76] | wo ding jing yi kan hai shi na lv tou cang ying |
[01:55.64] | ta shuo ta jiu gen zai wo hou bian |
[01:58.61] | han guo dai fu ming qi shi zai da |
[02:01.66] | ta ye xiang huan yi ge lan nao dai |
[02:04.57] | yin wei ta de lv tou bei ma le hao duo nian: |
[02:08.33] | |
[02:17.25] | fb fq hj mpj |
[02:23.22] | fb fq hj mpj |
[02:29.29] | fb fq hj mpj |
[02:35.30] | fb fq hj mpj |
[02:43.36] | fb fq hj mpj |
[02:50.03] | yu shi wo men yi qi qu zhao dai fu |
[02:52.50] | dai fu zheng zai shou shu shi li chi pao mian |
[02:55.41] | ta shuo ni men bu yao tai zhao ji |
[02:58.36] | deng wo chi le zhe wan mian wo jiu gei ni men xiu mian |
[03:01.77] | wo shuo wo men bu zhao ji |
[03:04.32] | yin wei wo men you zhe jian ding de xin nian |
[03:07.29] | ke shi lv tou cang ying shi zai chan |
[03:10.33] | ta zha jin dai fu wan li qu qiang mian |
[03:13.24] | dai fu yi ba ba ta ning qi lai |
[03:16.26] | bing ba wo men hong dao men wai mian |
[03:19.20] | shuo zhe zhong huo se wo jian de tai duo le |
[03:21.96] | yi qun fb fq hj mpj |
[03:25.74] | lv tou cang ying xiang yao lan nao dai |
[03:28.19] | ta de lan nao dai a lan nao dai |
[03:31.17] | wo zhi xiang yao yi zhang gua zi lian |
[03:34.19] | wo de gua zi lian la gua zi lian |
[03:37.61] | |
[03:46.66] | wo zhi xiang yao yi zhang gua zi lian |
[03:49.09] | wo de gua zi lian la gua zi lian |
[03:52.39] |
[00:16.36] | aranlz |
[00:22.38] | |
[00:24.08] | wǒ bǎ qq yǐn le shēn |
[00:26.25] | wǒ de msn yě lí le xiàn |
[00:29.15] | wǒ xià lóu qù chī le yī wǎn dāo xiāo miàn |
[00:32.03] | nǐ men jiù shuō wǒ zài gǎo fb |
[00:35.15] | yì zhī cāng yíng chuǎng jìn le wǒ de miàn |
[00:38.02] | wǒ qīng qīng bǎ tā níng qǐ lái |
[00:41.02] | zhì wèn tā wèi shí me dǎ rǎo wǒ chī miàn |
[00:43.97] | nǐ men jiù shuō wǒ shì xiǎo fq |
[00:46.93] | zhè zhǐ cāng yíng shuō tā lái zì hǎi nà biān |
[00:49.93] | nà biān cāng yíng tài duō zhuàng dé tóu fà lǜ |
[00:52.83] | wǒ xiǎng tā yuǎn lái shì kè jiù lù le xiào liǎn |
[00:55.92] | nǐ men jiù mà wǒ shì dà hj |
[00:59.03] | zhè zhǐ lǜ tóu cāng yíng shí zài shì hěn kě ài |
[01:01.85] | wǒ xiǎng tā fēi huí qù lù tú tài yáo yuǎn |
[01:04.86] | yào yǒu lì qì dé xiān chī le zhè wǎn miàn |
[01:07.81] | nǐ men jiù shuō wǒ shì mpj |
[01:12.56] | |
[01:20.42] | nǐ men shuō de dōu hěn duì |
[01:22.76] | shuō de wǒ xīn lǐ shí zài hěn cán kuì |
[01:25.80] | wǒ duì zhe jìng zi qiáo zhe wǒ de liǎn |
[01:29.16] | jiù yīn wèi zhè zhāng liǎn dà dé shí zài xiàng pén miàn |
[01:31.70] | wǒ jiù qù hán guó zhǎo dài fū |
[01:34.85] | wǒ bù guǎn shì zhāng nà la hái shì sòng huì xián |
[01:37.76] | wǒ zhǐ xiǎng yào yī zhāng guā zǐ liǎn |
[01:40.71] | wǒ de guā zǐ liǎn la guā zǐ liǎn |
[01:43.77] | xià le fēi jī wǒ gǎn jué yǒu diǎn è |
[01:46.61] | wǒ jiù qù zhǎo fàn guǎn chī lěng miàn |
[01:49.66] | yì zhī cāng yíng fēi jìn le wǒ de miàn |
[01:52.76] | wǒ dìng jīng yī kàn hái shì nà lǜ tóu cāng yíng |
[01:55.64] | tā shuō tā jiù gēn zài wǒ hòu biān |
[01:58.61] | hán guó dài fū míng qì shí zài dà |
[02:01.66] | tā yě xiǎng huàn yí gè lán nǎo dài |
[02:04.57] | yīn wèi tā de lǜ tóu bèi mà le hǎo duō nián: |
[02:08.33] | |
[02:17.25] | fb fq hj mpj |
[02:23.22] | fb fq hj mpj |
[02:29.29] | fb fq hj mpj |
[02:35.30] | fb fq hj mpj |
[02:43.36] | fb fq hj mpj |
[02:50.03] | yú shì wǒ men yì qǐ qù zhǎo dài fū |
[02:52.50] | dài fū zhèng zài shǒu shù shì lǐ chī pāo miàn |
[02:55.41] | tā shuō nǐ men bú yào tài zháo jí |
[02:58.36] | děng wǒ chī le zhè wǎn miàn wǒ jiù gěi nǐ men xiū miàn |
[03:01.77] | wǒ shuō wǒ men bù zháo jí |
[03:04.32] | yīn wèi wǒ men yǒu zhe jiān dìng de xìn niàn |
[03:07.29] | kě shì lǜ tóu cāng yíng shí zài chán |
[03:10.33] | tā zhā jìn dài fū wǎn lǐ qù qiǎng miàn |
[03:13.24] | dài fū yī bǎ bǎ tā níng qǐ lái |
[03:16.26] | bìng bǎ wǒ men hōng dào mén wài miàn |
[03:19.20] | shuō zhè zhǒng huò sè wǒ jiàn de tài duō le |
[03:21.96] | yī qún fb fq hj mpj |
[03:25.74] | lǜ tóu cāng yíng xiǎng yào lán nǎo dài |
[03:28.19] | tā de lán nǎo dài a lán nǎo dài |
[03:31.17] | wǒ zhǐ xiǎng yào yī zhāng guā zǐ liǎn |
[03:34.19] | wǒ de guā zǐ liǎn la guā zǐ liǎn |
[03:37.61] | |
[03:46.66] | wǒ zhǐ xiǎng yào yī zhāng guā zǐ liǎn |
[03:49.09] | wǒ de guā zǐ liǎn la guā zǐ liǎn |
[03:52.39] |